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Clips from Broad City (2014) - Rat Pack (S03E03)

"♪♪"
Broad City (2014)
"Sorry..."
Broad City (2014)
"Get up."
Broad City (2014)
"I've got a plan."
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"I thought you said you were 26?"
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"I thought that was an Instagram filter."
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"With a great smile."
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"Hey, can I see your tat?"
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"♪ Two peas in a pod ♪"
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"♪ And neither of us are Jews ♪"
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"You should Uber."
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"That's, um, German, right?"
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"Sorry, but this obviously isn't you."
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"Wait, what do you mean "swipe left"?"
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"Jellicle Cat, I need you to find and kill this ballsack, Rat Bastard."
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"- In use! - Ilana, it's me."
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"Oh, come in."
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"- You have options. - What's happening in here?"
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"The cat's out of the bag."
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"Jellicle was not easy to remove from the bodega."
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"Or her."
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"Well, I kinda hope it's a guy because there's literally zero good guys here."
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"I need to meet, like, real men in real life"
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"- What? - That I don't, like, work it with."
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"- You know? - Totally."
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"That's what I meant to say."
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"Well, please let this work."
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"No, it's totally going to, because cats can be scary vicious."
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"Oh, my God, the media, reducing even cats to a stereotype."
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"See, I have to remember, I am the problem."
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"your tongue didn't know that it needed."
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"I'm definitely gonna be"
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"- the Chop'd Champion tonight. - Yes."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Hi, I am looking for a Larry and David gift basket that was dropped off here."
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"I, I, dropped it off, but at the wrong address, and I need it back now."
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"- My money. - My parents."
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"My chef's high."
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"My, my."
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"How you doin'?"
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"No, I'm sorry. This is 21510th Street."
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"And I was supposed to deliver it to 21015th Street."
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"Dude, I'm so sorry but we got the basket,"
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"Strides."
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"Strides."
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"So, you know, we're just gonna need a couple minutes"
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"to fill out some paperwork."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"You seem stressed. Why don't you come in?"
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"You guys figure out the paperwork."
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"I'll show you around."
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"it's like, who cares what order they're in?"
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"♪♪"
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"Steven."
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"Yeah, I shaved my mustache with the pubey girl razor from the bathroom."
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"- You happy? - You look incredible."
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"I was completely right."
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"And the whole pedophile mustache was so distracting."
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"But now I see your face. It's beautiful."
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"Kind of like it, too."
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"It's like I was holding onto something, like, some kind of mask."
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"You know, we should hang out like in a date way."
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"I'm really glad that this all happened."
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"Ew, dude!"
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"- Homophobe! - You hate the gays, man?"
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"- Who's a homophobe? - No, look at this mess!"
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"Lincoln, what do we all know is the most challenging part of cooking?"
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"Into treasure."
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"I'm not losing this money."
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"Can I ask you a personal question?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"You ever taken a sharp turn in one of those trucks"
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"All the time."
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"Quick follow-up. Do you wanna make out right now?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"Just pick the right food."
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"Everybody love cheese balls."
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"I know, they're, like, too good."
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"This is actual food."
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"We did it."
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"Yeah, but I still don't feel too good about this."
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"Larry and David are fine."
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"They've got a whole franchise"
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"based on their explosive sexual and romantic relationship."
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"Yo, what the fuck are you talking about?"
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"The Larry and David franchise."
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"Larry and David are brothers."
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"♪♪"
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"Is that a shower curtain?"
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"You little piece of shit!"
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"You fucking rat!"
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"I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
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"Ugh..."
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"She's female."
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"And she just had these little babies."
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"She's a single gal just looking to raise her kids in a safe home."
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"Hey, no, I'm freaking out right now."
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"They're wrinkly, but they're soft and fun, too."
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"That's what she said."
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"It's been fun."
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"We're a great team."
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"Every one."
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"Oh, God."
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"- Hey, you know what, baby? - Yeah?"
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"First of all, in the near future,"
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"I would kind of like to use our oven for cooking."
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"Will you take your clothes out, please?"
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"- Absolutely, I hear that, I hear that. - Thank you so much."
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"What?"
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"I'm sorry, it's just not my thing. You should see a dermatologist."
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"Would you mind just doing one last one, the middle..."
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"There's another thing, Ilana, and I just..."
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"I say this because I love you so much."
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"There is something you do that I see a lot of white people do."
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"And it's kind of like cultural appropriation."
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"I've heard about this."
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"Yeah?"
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"- They look beautiful on you. - Thank you."
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"who fought hard for against colonial structures."
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"So, in a way, it's almost like you are the colonists."
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