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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Countdown Reflection (S05E05)

"You know what?!"
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"I'll buy you All-Bran in case you get stopped up in outer space!"
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"We decided to go down to city hall this afternoon, get married..."
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"...and then have the reception when Howard gets back."
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"- That's so great. - Cool."
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"We know it's short notice, but we'd love you all to come with us."
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"No, no, no, this is not the wedding I wanted."
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"I wanna wear my maid-of-honor dress..."
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"...walk down the aisle with a hundred eyes on me..."
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"...while a string quartet plays "The way You Look Tonight.""
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"That wasn't our processional music."
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"Well, it was gonna be mine."
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"Thank you for the invitation, but I have to decline..."
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"...because it doesn't sound like something I'll enjoy."
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"Come on, it'll be fun."
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"That's what you said about the Green Lantern movie."
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"You were 114 minutes of wrong."
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"So, what do you say, Amy?"
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"- Can I wear my maid-of-honor dress? - Seriously? Wear that thing to city hall?"
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"It's all I have left. You gonna take that from me too?"
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"- Amy, you look great. - I know."
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"Where'd you get a beer?"
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"From that happy young couple over there with all the tattoos."
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"Beautiful story. They're in rival drug gangs and they're getting married."
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"Look at all these people in love."
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"Kind of gets you thinking, doesn't it?"
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"It does, indeed."
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"Leonard, is it awkward being here with Penny..."
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"...given that you recently proposed to her?"
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"- You proposed? - I don't wanna talk about it."
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"- She said no. Can we drop it? - Itwasn't a real proposal."
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"- Why wasn't it a real proposal? - He asked her during coitus."
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"Sorry, Ma... Bernadette. Ma... Bern... You're my Bernadette."
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"- Good move telling Sheldon. - Can't propose, can't talk to my friends."
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"Is there anything else I'm not allowed to do?"
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"All right, that's enough. Today is not about you two."
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"Today is about Howard and Bernadette and me."
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"Folks, can I have your attention?"
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"It's 5:00. We're gonna take three more couples."
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"The rest have to come back on Monday."
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"- No. - I got this."
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"Excuse me, but is there any way you can squeeze us in?"
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"...so I can take a Soyuz rocket to the international Space Station."
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"Yeah, me too. I'll see you there."
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"I'm gonna go see if the couple at the front of the line needs a maid of honor."
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"So I tell my wife, "Get a dog, don't get a dog."
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"You know you're gonna wind up walking it."
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"I know."
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"Um, shouldn't you guys be talking about space stuff instead of dogs?"
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"Dimitri, Froot Loops would be more comfortable..."
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"...if we talked about space stuff."
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"Okay. I'm going into space."
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"And when I come back, I have to pick up a poodle crap."
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"Thanks."
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"You know, we could always drive to Vegas and get married."
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"No, isn't that kind of tacky?"
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"I know tons of people who got married in Vegas."
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"- Are any of them still married? - Yeah."
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"I mean, not to the same people, but..."
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"There's gotta be someplace special we could do it."
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"Leonard, where did you envision marrying Penny?"
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"I know how to make it special."
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"I told you, we are not re-creating the wedding from The Sound of Music."
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"Yes, you made that brutally clear to me."
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"What I was going to suggest is..."
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"...if you're willing to wait until Sunday morning..."
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"...the Google satellite will be over Pasadena."
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"You can have your wedding photographed from space."
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"- Way to go, Raj. - I keep telling you."
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"If I wasn't an astrophysicist, I would've been a party planner."
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"It was always a coin-flip."
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"Okay, so we know we're gonna do it Sunday morning."
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"Now we need to find a good place for the satellite to see us."
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"- Oh, I like that. - That's great."
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"I can't believe my maid-of-honor dress is gonna be on Google Earth."
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"So we have the where and the when..."
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"...but we still need to figure out who's gonna do the ceremony."
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"Anyone can go online and get ordained as a minister."
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"...and stick a wedding ring through any body part you want."
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"Right, well, who's it gonna be?"
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"I'll do it, provided I can perform the ceremony in Klingon."
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"No."
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"What do you see in her?"
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"Leaking? What's leaking?"
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"Fuel. Shh."
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"There's fuel leaking and we're still gonna go?"
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"Don't lose your Froot Loops, Froot Loops."
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"Nine times out of 10, no problem."
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"- What happens on the 10th time? - Problem."
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"- Thanks. - You didn't have to."
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"Fantastic Four Annual Number 3 from 1965 in mint condition."
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"The one where Mr. Fantastic and the invisible Girl get married."
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"Oh, wow."
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"Oh, dear."
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"- I was afraid of this. - What?"
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"While a thoughtful gift, this comic book in this condition..."
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"- ...is worth at least $100. - Yeah, so?"
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"I bought you and Bernadette a gravy boat worth $88."
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"Which places me in your debt, and I can't be in your debt..."
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"...because someday, you might ask me to help you move..."
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"...or to kill a man."
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"I doubt he'll ask you to kill a man."
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"Well, what if it's his only way out? I can't risk it."
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"Here is $12."
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"I bought a card. Give me $2."
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"For the record, this is why I hate gift-giving."
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"You can't come in. Bad luck to see the bride."
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"Bernie, I have to go pick up my mother! I'll be right back!"
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"Why can't she drive herself?"
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"She doesn't wanna sit in her dress and wrinkle it!"
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"So I'm gonna lay her down in the back of my neighbor's van!"
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"All right, just hurry!"
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"Okay, I'll see you later, Ma... Uh, lovely bride-to-be!"
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"I really gotta watch that."
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"Come on, Raj, we're ready to start."
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"We're ready when I say we're ready."
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"Oop. Ahem."
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"Okay. Now we're ready."
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"Ma, you wanna move your chair over here so you can see?!"
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"You'll fall through the roof before you fall off it."
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