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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Decoupling Fluctuation (S06E06)

"It's hardly my business what you eat."
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"As long as it doesn't crunch during the film and it's Raisinets."
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"If you're gonna replace Wolowitz, I need to know a little more about you."
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"- All right. - Wolowitz went to MIT."
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"What's your educational background?"
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"- I went to art school. - Equally ridiculous. Let's go."
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"- Well, I like it. - Yeah, of course you do, you're a girl."
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"Just watch the movie."
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"Penny isn't making Leonard hold hands."
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"There might be a reason for that."
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"Sweaty..."
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"Penny said she's not sure she wants to be Leonard's girlfriend anymore."
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"Wrong. She just took a sip from his Diet Dr. Pepper."
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"So?"
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"So if she wants to end her pair-bond with Leonard..."
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"It's complicated."
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"String Theory is complicated."
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"All right, for the sake of argument, let's say that's true."
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"Why doesn't Penny just end the relationship?"
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"How can she not be sure how she feels?"
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"Trains? Love them."
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"Swordfish? I love them too."
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"Yes, please. Penny will kill me."
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"Oh, fine."
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"FYI, secret-keeping. Hate it."
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"Hand-holding, not a fan."
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"Hammerhead shark, I love that thing."
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"Yeah, it's another fish with a tool on its head."
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"- Raisinet? - Shh! We're trying to watch the movie."
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"This is not working out with him."
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"- What are you doing? - I think I might have tartar buildup."
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"My tongue won't go as far forward as it used to."
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"Nope."
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"Oh, you have no idea how annoying this is."
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"I'm starting to get a sense of it."
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"Thank you."
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"I appreciate that. You're good people, Leonard."
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"- There's something I need to tell you. - Okay."
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"I can't tell you."
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"Why?"
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"Good night."
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"I like the Transformers."
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"Do you like the Transformers?"
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"The Transformers teach us that things are not always what they appear to be."
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"A semi-truck might be an alien robot..."
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"...might feel differently than they appear to."
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"Or a conversation about the Transformers..."
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"I'm gonna pause to let that sink in."
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"- Okay, I think I understand. - You do?"
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"That is literally the stupidest thing I have ever heard."
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"Leonard."
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"Leonard."
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"What?"
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"Are you sleeping?"
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"I was, now I'm having a nightmare."
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"What?"
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"Never mind. I still can't tell you."
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"Oh, my God, Sheldon."
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"You frightened me."
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"What are you doing in my bedroom?"
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"I knocked on the front door but you didn't hear."
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"- How did you even get in, you weirdo? - Yeah, yeah, really?"
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"...but when I do it, it's weird?"
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"What do you want, Sheldon?"
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"Well, I was having a little trouble sleeping and I just thought..."
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"...you know, seeing as you're up, we could talk."
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"Talk about what?"
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"Oh, I don't know. Uh, weather?"
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"Uh, fish you could do carpentry with?"
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"Pick one, your choice."
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"Did you know that Leonard has a perfect driving record..."
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"Hubba, hubba."
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"- Okay, go home, crazy man. - You..."
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"Did you know that while Leonard is not considered a tall fellow in our country..."
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"...in today's North Korea, he's downright average?"
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"Talk about a keeper."
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"Oh, very well. I can't keep up this clever charade any longer."
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"Okay, listen to me. It's really sweet you're trying to protect your friend..."
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"...but this is none of your business. Got it?"
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"Excuse me, this is not about protecting my friend."
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"I'm a big fan of homeostasis."
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"- Do you know what that is? - Of course not."
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"Homeostasis refers to a system's ability to regulate its internal environment."
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"Worst bedtime story ever."
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"So, regardless of your feelings, I would like you to continue dating Leonard."
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"Will you please stop this madness and go back to green apple?"
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"And until I do, you are not to say a word to Leonard."
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"- Do you understand? - I do."
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"- You clear on the shampoo issue? - Get out."
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"- Penny? - What?"
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"Please don't hurt my friend."
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"Coconut. What were you thinking? Are you a hula-girl?"
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"You told Sheldon? Do you know what a terrible position this puts me in?"
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"All right then, so we're all on the same page."
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"Hey, Bernie."
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"How's everything going up there?"
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"Oh, it's okay."
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"Space is beautiful, Earth is beautiful. Same old, same old."
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"- Everything's fine, heh. - Howard."
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"The other astronauts are being mean to me."
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"No, what are they doing?"
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"Well, like, for instance, the other day, when I was asleep..."
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"...one of the guys went on a space-walk..."
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"...and glued a big-eyed rubber alien mask to the outside of my window."
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"Oh, Howie."
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"You can see it if you want. It's on YouTube."
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"Google "Astronaut screams for nine minutes.""
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"Why don't you stand up to them?"
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"I don't know."
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"Say, "Being mean is lame."
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"What's cool is being nice.""
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"Great, I'll do that when I wanna be the first guy in space to get a wedgie."
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"Do you want me to call somebody at NASA?"
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"No, my mom already tried that. It only made things worse."
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"Focused Locust."
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"I'm sorry, Wolowitz would never play that card."
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"Fairy God Monster, I win."
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"- Try to meet some girls. - Because that's what we do, heh."
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"So watch out, ladies, a little coffee and cream coming your way."
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"In case you didn't follow that, I'm the coffee."
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