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Clips from Friends - The One Where Eddie Won't Go (S02E02)

"I don't think you're being fair! One night you see me, you get scared."
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"What about the other nights when you don't see me, huh?"
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"...and I was nice enough to hide behind the door. What that about, huh?"
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"Get out now!"
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"Okay. You really want me out?"
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"Yes, please."
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"Then I want to hear you say you want me out."
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"I want you out."
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"Thank you. I heard that."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Well, look at you!"
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"You like it?"
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"- "You know what I don't have?" - A mirror?"
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"I'll be all right. I'm not starting from square one."
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"Huh? That's got to have some kind of cachet."
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"Cachet? Jaunty?"
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"Chandler gave me word-of-the-day toilet paper."
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"Oh! So? Did you read the book?"
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"Oh, my God. It was incredible!"
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"Didn't it, like, totally speak to you?"
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"- Whoa, whoa, what book is this? - Oh."
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"Uh! You have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Wind Keeper."
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"Uh-huh. All the time. Because they are the lightning-bearers."
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"It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had."
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"Except for Richard."
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"Oh, yes. No. Richard would never steal your wind."
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"- No. No."
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"- Because he's yummy. - Yes."
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"But all the other ones."
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"...from our pool of inner power."
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"But God forbid we should take a sip."
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"Right there. It's like, um..."
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"..."Hello. Who wants one of my phallic-shaped man-cakes?""
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"So you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?"
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"Uh, can we get back to me?"
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"Look, honey. People get fired left and right in this business."
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"I already got you an audition for Another World."
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"You're welcome."
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"How can I go from being a neurosurgeon to driving a cab?"
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"Things change. Roll with them."
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"I'm not gonna do this."
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"Joey."
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"Take any job you can get, and don't make on the floor."
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"I'm sorry."
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"It wouldn't have sold a million copies..."
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"...but it would've made a nice gift for you."
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"- Hey, you guys. - Hey."
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"No? Heh."
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"No! Why do we always have to do everything according to your timetable?"
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"Actually, it's the movie theater that has the timetable."
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"This isn't about the movie theater. This is about you stealing my wind."
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"Excuse me, your wind?"
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"Yes, my wind."
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"How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?"
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"You know I don't..."
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"I just really need to be with myself right now."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Mm, mm, mm. - Uh, you're right."
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"- What is it? - I don't know."
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"...and some sacred pool."
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"This is why I don't date women who read."
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"Uh-oh."
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"It's my VISA bill."
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"Envelope one of two."
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"Whoa, whoa. Thirty-five hundred dollars at "Porcelain Safari"?"
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"My animals."
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"The guy said they suited me. He spoke with an accent. I was confused."
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"Oh."
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"- What? - That audition?"
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"That's a two-line part!"
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"- So what? - So suck it up, man."
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"- Toilet paper? - Yeah."
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"- You're supposed to be my friend! - I am your friend."
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"But I don't know it."
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"What I do know is you owe $2300 at "Isn't It Chromantic?""
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"I'm aware of what I owe."
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"- How long till you get another? - I don't want to hear this!"
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"Oh. Maybe I should just go."
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"Okay."
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"I'll see you later."
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"I don't need to think about it!"
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"I was Dr. Drake Ramoray!"
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"That was huge!"
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"Big things are gonna happen! You'll see!"
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"You still there?"
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"- Hey, pal. - Oh, God!"
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"What are you still doing here?"
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"Uh, just some basic dehydrating of fruits and vegetables."
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"Aren't you forgetting anything?"
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"He's feistier than the last one."
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"Maybe because the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm."
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"Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing now?"
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"Not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating."
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"I thought we had a deal."
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"- I thought by the time I got... - Uh, uh."
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"It's in the display."
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"Hey, Gunther. Let me get a, uh, lemonade to go."
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"Lemonade?"
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"Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?"
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"I fell down an elevator shaft."
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"Oh. That sucks."
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"I was buried in an avalanche."
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"I used to be Brice on All My Children."
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"There'll be no more watching me sleep! No more..."
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"I thought it'd be cool to see what happens with these water balloons."
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"- What? - You! Move out!"
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"You want me to move out? Uh..."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Ooh! Ha, ha. I gotta tell you, that's kind of out of the blue, don't you think?"
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"This is smack-dab in the middle of the blue!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Relax! Take it easy, buddy!"
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"You don't have to tell me twice."
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"If you think I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane!"
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"You want some help?"
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"No help required, chico!"
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"That's gonna cost you about so bucks."
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"- What? - Five-O dollars."
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"Oh. You know what it is? It's smudgy because they're fax pages."
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"...they'd send over the whole script on real paper."
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