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Clips from Friends - The One Where They All Turn Thirty (S07E07)

"For the last time, it's not named after each individual man."
Friends
"I can't believe you have a 30-year-old daughter."
Friends
"It's older than that. Ross was actually conceived right near this tuxedo."
Friends
"Everybody down!"
Friends
"Crap."
Friends
"Everybody stay here. I'll find out what's going on."
Friends
"Hey, you got the door open!"
Friends
"No."
Friends
"See, I was a little nervous about turning..."
Friends
"Might want to puke on you later."
Friends
"Here's the thing. We've thrown a very formal surprise party for you."
Friends
"- Your friends are in there, and your parents. - No!"
Friends
"- Yes! Yes! - No."
Friends
"Oh, no! My parents have never seen me drunk."
Friends
"We'll get you some coffee. They'll never know that you're drunk."
Friends
"- You promise? - I'll take care of it."
Friends
"I love you so much."
Friends
"Okay, we have to do something about your breath."
Friends
"So when you go in, act surprised."
Friends
"Surprise!"
Friends
"Stop!"
Friends
"Ross, just forget about it. The guy's got you totally wedged in."
Friends
"- Is this yours? - No, it's mine! It's mine."
Friends
"I'll break into this minivan, put it in neutral."
Friends
"All right. Here we go."
Friends
"Happy 30th birthday! Here."
Friends
"It's for the child in you. And the woman."
Friends
"Because it's our 30th birthday."
Friends
"Yeah, no, we're not 30. We're 31. Okay."
Friends
"You have a birth certificate?"
Friends
"I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died."
Friends
"Our mom."
Friends
"Right. Okay."
Friends
"Oh, my God, we are 31!"
Friends
"I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?"
Friends
"We made it across the room. You're doing great."
Friends
"What's going on?"
Friends
"Yeah! I love drunk Monica."
Friends
"Oh, she's so much more fun than regular Monica."
Friends
"- Drunk Phoebe's mean. - Okay, you watch your tone with me!"
Friends
"What's going on?"
Friends
"Maybe that will liven up this party."
Friends
"This one's from me."
Friends
"A scooter."
Friends
"Read the card! Read the card!"
Friends
""Happy birthday, Grandma."
Friends
"...than buried under it."
Friends
"All our love, Monica and Chandler." That's funny."
Friends
"No, no. That was a joke."
Friends
"Because you're not a grandma."
Friends
"To be a grandma, you have to be married and have children."
Friends
"I don't have any of those things. That's why it's so funny."
Friends
"All you had to do was buy the card."
Friends
"Well, I feel fine, but I think you're bumming out the rest of the kids."
Friends
"It was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids."
Friends
"As I was saying..."
Friends
"Which gives me five years."
Friends
"I love this plan. I'm gonna marry this plan."
Friends
"If I want a kid when I'm 35, I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34."
Friends
"Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes."
Friends
"But I want to be married for a year before I get pregnant."
Friends
"Really? That long?"
Friends
"Look all you want, it's happening."
Friends
"I don't have to get married until I'm 33. That's three whole years."
Friends
"I'll need a year and a half to plan the wedding."
Friends
"And I'd like to know the guy for a year, year and a half..."
Friends
"Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I'm 30."
Friends
"Which is fine because you just turned..."
Friends
"I should already be with the guy I'm gonna marry."
Friends
"Will you quit hogging it?"
Friends
"I'm telling you, it's like watching Bambi learn how to walk."
Friends
"You're drunk."
Friends
"You are so handsome."
Friends
"I want to make love to you right here, right now."
Friends
"I really wish that you wouldn't."
Friends
"Just smile and don't talk to anyone."
Friends
"Pheebs!"
Friends
"See, everybody's looking at me."
Friends
"The plan's working."
Friends
"I think it's nice."
Friends
"I'm drunk!"
Friends
"Your little Harmomica is hammered."
Friends
"And guess what?"
Friends
"It's all okay. It's okay because..."
Friends
"And I can do anything I want."
Friends
"Come on, Pheebs, it'll be okay."
Friends
"Will it? Will it?"
Friends
"How would you feel if you found out you were 31?"
Friends
"Plus, it ruined my schedule."
Friends
"And I haven't been to sniper school."
Friends
"Why don't we go and have some birthday cake."
Friends
"I just feel like being by myself for a while. See you guys later. Thanks."
Friends
"Poor Pheebs."
Friends
"Pheebs!"
Friends
"Listen, I..."
Friends
"Close your eyes."
Friends
"That's one thing you can cross off your list."
Friends
"- Ross, I really don't think this... - Lift..."
Friends
"...and slide."
Friends
"All right. Come on, dogs, let's lift this sucker."
Friends
"...and slide."
Friends
"Oh, okay. Hey, can I ride this outside?"
Friends
"Whatever. I'm not your mother."
Friends
"Let's talk."
Friends
"What's up?"
Friends
"Oh, Tag..."
Friends
"You're such a great guy. And we have so much fun together."
Friends
"I think I see where you're going."
Friends
"But before you say anything else, can I say one more thing?"
Friends
"Well said."
Friends
"And a good example of the fun I was referring to."
Friends
"Yeah, it is."
Friends
"- Twenty-four, actually. - Oh, God."
Friends
"If I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year?"
Friends
"Well, here we are. Just a bunch of 30-year-olds."
Friends
"Do you realize in 10 years we're gonna be 40?"
Friends
"Why are you doing this to us?"
Friends
"All right!"
Friends
"Start it up. Let's go!"
Friends
"Ms. Green wants to establish some ground rules before she comes out."
Friends
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