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Clips from American Dad! - Red October Sky (S03E03)

"There I learned capitalist system- Seize opportunity. Move up. Buy things."
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"So I worked hard and moved up to first Moscow Wendy's."
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"There were dark times, like when I work at first Moscow Hardee's."
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"But my dream of living in Langley Falls kept me alive."
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"At last, raccoons eat your neighbor's face."
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"Internet tells me house is available."
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"So I move to America. Now look."
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"I smoke your American menthol cigarettes..."
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"- Peep? Peep? - Thanks!"
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"- I love these. - Chewy!"
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"- Welcome to the neighborhood, Sergei. - Put 'er there, American."
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"Dude, my wife's right here, man."
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"Why do you think she's smiling?"
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"I think it's a mother's smile."
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"That Polish guy at the hostel is gonna steal my towel. I just know it."
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"Congratulations on locating Sergei."
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"You're now officially the Deputy Under-director of Missing Foreign Agents."
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"So I was here, and now I'm here! I've moved up at least an eighth of an inch!"
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"And I'll take that eighth of an inch, sir. I'll take it like a man."
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"- I know you will. - Yeah, I will."
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"- Men younger than us. Boys, really. - Just boys."
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"Trying to fight off an American invasion."
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"Uh, the Germans were brave too."
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"Now you truly have everything that makes someone an American."
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"Almost. I still need two things."
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"as child's model rocket assistant."
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"Bit of a maverick. Doesn't like taking orders."
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"If you want to win contest, your mind must be hard and joyless..."
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"Yes, hi. Are you the spy known as the Cairo puppet master?"
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"- No? All right then. - Stan, stop working and eat dinner with us."
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"But if you don't like it we'll just throw it out."
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"- Oh, that's so wasteful! - Nonsense."
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"Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly whatJesus had in mind..."
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"when he invented capitalism."
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"Would any of you like to hear my tribute poem?"
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"No! For Mr. Halworthy! For his funeral! It's tomorrow?"
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"You know what I don't care for? Garlic fries."
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"Are you people totally heartless? Mr. Halworthy helped build this town..."
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"Show some respect."
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"- No, I said that. - Oh!"
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"Anyway, my model rocket's coming along great! Sergei's really helping me."
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"Once we were foes locked in a death struggle."
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"Now he works for me! Stalin's up in heaven cryin' his eyes out."
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"Did he just say " proletariat?""
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"but somehow my son picked up a Communist word."
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"You probably tossed it off. Just an innocent mistake."
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"Mistake, mmm. Let me tell you a little story, Stan."
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"I truly believed in Communism, Smith."
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"And I was raising my son to be a true party member."
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"But then Communism fell, and the wall came down."
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"But, what about McDonald's?"
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"Those were all lies to fool you."
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"Because I vowed, " The West stole my son, so I will steal your son..."
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"for Communism!""
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"- Where's Steve? - In his room. Why?"
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"Dad."
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"You're just a capitalist dupe! All you care about is money!"
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"Sergei cares about me! He helped me build my rocket!"
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"No more Sergei! That's an order!"
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"This, at least, we can agree on."
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"- What's that? - I'm just bringing dessert to my little astronaut."
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"You mean cosmonaut! No pie for him!"
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"My God. He's defected!"
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"when this lean, sleek rocket defeats your capitalist opponents."
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"This is my fault."
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"I was distracted by work, and I let you fall into the wrong hands."
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"And for that, I'm sorry. You have a right to be mad at me."
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"# You can still rock in America ##"
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"Is that how you say it? Schaffhausen?"
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"Toshi, this is a rocket contest."
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"You, I'm not paying. I'm pretty sure you're the one who knocked over my Sprite."
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"I don't care what you think. Me and my dad made this rocket, and it's awesome!"
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"Ha! It is bloated and overstuffed like this fat child..."
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"with whom I will win space race."
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"- The same skills you've been learning in sex ed. - Ba-dum-bum."
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"Whoever's rocket reaches the greatest altitude and lands safely will be declared winner."
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"Prepare to launch. Three..."
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"Let's do it, Steve!"
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"Look! We're gonna win!"
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"We have a winner. The fat kid!"
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"And his creepy Russian uncle or whatever."
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"- I... let you down. - What? You didn't let me down."
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"So, you don't care that we lost?"
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"Congratulations, Smith. You have bested me for your son's affection."
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"You have won this cold battle, but not the Cold War."
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"Perhaps it was the haste of a man who longed to take his revenge like his vodka-"
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"In one dreadful swallow."
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"But I see now I must take my time."
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"I will plant seeds of revenge and let them grow."
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"Then I'll harvest the vegetables of revenge."
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"From the third, or perhaps fourth harvest of revenge plants..."
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"with revenge!"
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"U.S. A! U.S. A! U.S. A! U.S. A!"
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"That's great, honey. I just wish your father didn't spend our entire savings on it."
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"- Well, you gotta spend money to make money. - But you didn't make any money."
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"Then, by that logic, I didn't spend any. Good night, everybody."
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"What do you want, Sergei?"
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"Did you notice your showerhead was on the pulse setting this morning?"
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"No."
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"Is that all?"
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"Some of your mail got delivered to my house. It looked important."
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"Thanks, neighbor."
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time!"
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"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"Exchange the captured spies."
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"Look, Sergei. Over there lies the West."
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"But I forgot. You know, had some kids, focused on the lawn."
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"You're just stuck in a rut. You know what? You need a change of scenery."
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"- Do you know I've never even been? - Oh, you simply must."
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"Hello, neighbor."
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"I made fantasies about American town of Langley Falls."
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"When Communism fell, I got job at first Moscow McDonald's."
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"Then up again to first Moscow Burger King."
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"Yes. And since you're so good at finding missing agents..."
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"It's just... humbling."
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"L- I was talking about the Americans."
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"- Him? - I would be proud to accept job..."
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"Let us honor our arrangement with Peeps."
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"- Ace! - This rocket is decadent and wasteful."
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"like Russian turnip."
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