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Clips from 30 Rock - Live from Studio 6H (S06E06)

"What we today would call alcoholism."
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"Well, not everything."
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"Where were the black people?"
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"Oh."
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"Actually, Mr. Spurlock,"
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"one African-American and one Caucasian"
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"A rule NBC still uses today."
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"Abner, I'm home from work."
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"So they forced Theodore Freeman to honor his contract."
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"Alfie, I's done stole this catfish."
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"Sir, I am asking you as a human being"
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"so please stop talking like that."
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"I's gonna eat it till I'm bellyful."
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"This is debasing to both of us."
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"You may anger me,"
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"but I believe nonviolence is the path to change."
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"And I believes you can catch a rainbow in your hat."
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"Thank you."
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"Come on Kenneth."
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"Times change. Television replaced radio."
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"Cars replaced horses."
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"Not where I'm from."
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"Are you telling me the mayor of your hometown is a car?"
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"Pretty weird."
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"Why are you laughing at me?"
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"If she did, you probably can't hear me"
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"Recent studies have shown that"
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"If you are currently suffering from Chatterton syndrome,"
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"clap your feet, until your service monkey dials the number below."
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"to say something like "wrulgh" or"
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"to signify that you wish to join a class action suit against Chattertons."
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"It's my period."
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"It's a-gonna blow."
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"She wrote for the edgiest live variety show of all time,"
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""The Gruber Brother and Nipsey.""
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"What do you get when you cross a lady driver with a Vietcong?"
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"Do it to it."
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"Do it to it."
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"Now, as you know, Nipsey..."
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"I'm the first streaker."
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"Streaking's the new thing."
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"We touched penises."
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"there was an explosion aboard the Apollo 13 spacecraft."
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"- David? - Thank you, Chet."
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"Chet?"
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"Thank you, Chet."
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"and our reporter on the scene, Mr. Jamie Garnett."
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"Jamie?"
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"Thank you, Chet and David."
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"We need to talk to our new reporter there, Jamie Garnett."
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"Now, where is he?"
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"I'm Jamie Garnett, gentlemen."
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"Listen, doll, you're not making any sense."
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"You're probably hysterical from menstruation."
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"Maybe eat a ham salad..."
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"Look honey, you have a dynamite shape,"
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"Now, is your father or a policeman nearby?"
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"Now, where did you find that microphone, sugar mouth?"
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"Where is Jamie Garnett?"
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"This just in, the NBC male news reporter Jamie Garnett is missing."
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"Classic live television."
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"Has Paul not come back? He's not answering his phone."
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"but you're getting proposed to on the show tonight."
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"By me."
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"What? But..."
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"Oh come on, think what great TV this will be."
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"It's everything you want."
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"No, it's not."
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"Paul is everything I want."
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"He's the reason to get married,"
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"not TV."
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"How could I have been so blind?"
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"Thank you. Just portion control and lots of water."
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"All in favor of keeping "TGS" live?"
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"if live TV went away,"
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"That's not true, Jackie D."
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"Live TV changed my life."
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"In 1986 my church dance crew"
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"performed on a regional telethon."
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"It was my big break."
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"Ow, my coccyx!"
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"It's not funny."
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"Why are you all laughing?"
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"I like it."
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"That was you?"
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"That's when I realized I was a ridiculous man."
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"I was answering phones at that telethon."
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"When you took off your clothes,"
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"Hello, I'd like to speak to General Electric."
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"and I met him when he was just a colonel."
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"He's the father of my child."
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"General Electric is not a person."
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"no one, no one jokes down General Electric."
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"I will roast you alive in an oven I design myself,"
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"that was the night I found my calling..."
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"Don Geiss saw my"
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"he promoted me out of poisons and into microwaves."
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"No need to take another vote."
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""TGS" is meant to be live."
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"To make it more profitable,"
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"we'll just do more sponsor product placements"
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"you should do it with the upcoming Warner Brothers movie,"
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""Rock of ages," based on the hit Broadway musical."
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"Rocking a theater near you June 15th."
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"Tom Cruise sings."
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"Paul didn't come."
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"Who's that dude?"
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"♪ Zou bisou bisou ♪"
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"♪ Zou bisou bisou ♪"
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"Jenna Maroney, you're the woman I want to grow old with."
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""Old" being an acronym for oxylaprodexatrin,"
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"No, no, a million times no."
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"Not like this."
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"I was wrong. You were right."
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"I don't want to get married for publicity."
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"I want to get married for you."
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"And so you can't testify against me in court."
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"I still don't know what's going on."
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"Wow."
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"And now 14 million people saw it."
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