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Clips from 30 Rock - Kidnapped by Danger (S06E06)

"- Of course, I'd love to have you."
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"- What are you doing? Leave."
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"- No. This is weird and I am not letting it get any weirder."
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"All my life, I have been the third wheel"
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"- Well, movie's over lizzie."
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"Why don't you head on up to bed?"
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"- Are you kidding? It's your anniversary."
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"Let's get these scabs off my knee."
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"- I don't need a chaperone."
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"- I'm sorry, but you're stressed and you're lonely"
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"And that woman has flawless skin,"
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"Like an organic chicken."
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"I haven't had lunch."
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"♪♪"
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"But I don't think there are any small jobs,"
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"Like children, or a giant who's very far away from you."
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"All I want is an opportunity, sir, to once again work"
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"Since the creation of earth 800 years ago."
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"[as the nbc jingle] ♪ I love this"
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"- This is everything that jenna will be wearing in the movie,"
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"As avery or, uh, you."
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"- You must crumble like greek statues."
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"One in four americans has an std."
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"Chlamydia, herpes, garden variety genital swelling--"
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"Actor time-out."
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"Just wanted everyone to know that I'll be method acting;"
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"Staying in character at all times."
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"It's a technique that was invented"
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"Because I don't know how my mother-in-law"
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"- Was that supposed to be me saying that?"
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"Because I would never use that much math"
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"- [giggles] it's evolution."
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"Of stuff I need to know."
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"Hey, quick question, jack."
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"Or is it silk boxers with tweety bird on them?"
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"- I think you and I should"
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"Have a meeting with wardrobe."
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"- The resemblance is quite striking, don't you think?"
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"The fighter pilot wrists, the hair like a mature otter's pelt,"
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"Shoulders you could ride bareback."
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"- I'm sure you don't wanna hear this,"
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"But every woman here would love to slip it to your son-in-law."
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"Drill him against a wall."
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"The point is, that would be wrong,"
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"Because we all work for jack."
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"But boy, I'll tell you that lance drake mandrell"
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"Seems like the next best thing."
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"Wouldn't mind giving him the old skin flute."
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"- Okay, how about this?"
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"♪ don't say good-bye-- - are you kidding me?"
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"Don't eat that pie, don't eat my fries, don't wear that tie,"
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"- I'm sorry, did you just say baloney thighs?"
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"Because that's the name of the boat weird al's gonna buy"
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"I'm sorry. I just care too much."
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"- We might as well just write a song about pizza,"
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"Because at the end of the day, that's what it's gonna be."
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"Oh, my god."
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"There's nothing you can change pizza to."
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"- Because it's already weird. - Exactly."
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"Weird al's about to get a taste of his own medicine."
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"[wretches]"
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"Oh, god."
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"This ice tea is so strong."
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"[knock on door] - lance."
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"I mean, jack."
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"- What do you need, diana?"
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"I've got to get to the bottom of this business case."
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"- I wonder if you might say something negative"
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"More like "nope"."
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"- And what is your opinion on hybrid cars?"
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"- Prius is the latin word for impotence."
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"[sexually flustered] rose wine?"
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"- Pairs well with failed suicide."
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"- Oh!"
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"But I'm late for a tooth-whitening appointment"
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"And they just freak out if you don't"
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"Give them 24 hours-- - no, no, no, no."
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"- There hasn't been a good"
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"Non-boat painting in 5,000 years."
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"- [moans]"
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"The blocker."
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"- What do you want, lemon?"
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"I've gotta get to the bottom of this business case."
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"- Ugh, do you really have to be here, lance?"
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"- How is that rewrite coming?"
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"Maybe jack should go to the gym."
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"- Actually, jack, the rewrite is not going great"
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"Because I'm the only person willing to admit"
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"How messed up this situation is."
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"Ronald reagan use to say--"
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"And only during bath time."
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"- Oh, hello jack."
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"- Stop acting like me."
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"- Uh, it's not, obviously."
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"- We will."
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"It's impossible not to have a great time"
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"At planet hollywood."
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"- [wretches]"
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"I don't care if it's nancy or diana or your insistence"
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"That the jack character have an awesome catch-phrase."
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"- An idea that's off the charts, kemosabe."
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"- You're living in a dream world."
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"- Apparently because I thought you were a writer."
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"- The blocker?"
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"- But of course that doesn't bother you, right?"
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"Because there's nothing going on"
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"That's not a way out."
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"- Hey, guys, it's me."
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"Oh, my sandwich from the other day."
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"I hate to waste food, but I'll probably get"
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"Free executive sandwiches like this forever."
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"Nothing can stop me now."
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"It's okay."
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"We pool our tips."
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"[musical lead-in]"
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"From the upcoming nbc television event"
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"Kidnapped by dangethe very talented jenna maroney."
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"♪ I eat ice cream way too fast ♪"
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"- I've never been kissed like that, jack."
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"- It's because we're so in love, avery."
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