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Clips from American Dad! - Oedipal Panties (S03E03)

"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"But I'm ready to move on. I'm out there. I just bought Rollerblades."
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"L- I mean, Francine, I'm horny."
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"Oh, Stan, I missed you."
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"And I'm horny."
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"Yes! Because it happens, like, three times a year."
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"There, there, Mama. You don't need him."
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"Oh, I had to watch the whole thing by myself."
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"To hell with Jerry. Any guy would be lucky to have you."
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"- You're fishing! - Francine! My mother's very vulnerable right now."
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"Is Grandma still sad?"
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"But you're definitely woman " B" in my life."
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"Klaus, were you just ordering a hooker from the yellow pages?"
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"- You're not alone. - Oh."
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"Tacos!"
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"This is my white month. Thirty days with no alcohol."
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"Ba-bam. Ba-boom. Ba-bam. Ba-boom."
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"# What do you do when your mom's unhappy #"
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"- Frannie, what is this? - Well, it all started when Stan was a little boy..."
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"and his father left them."
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"Kind of."
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"- Don't worry, Mama. I'll take care of you. - I know you will."
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"So, have you talked to Stan about this?"
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"- But you said- - Yeah, keep interrupting. That's helpful."
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"Look, until Betty gets a man of her own, she won't let go of Stan."
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"Hey, Steve."
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"- How's it going? - Good."
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"Okay. Look. Um..."
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"You told me you hadn't been touched in six years."
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"This is gonna be a tough one."
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"- I am Hercules. - I'm Betty."
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"I hope it does too, Mama."
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"Oh, look. I'm getting married."
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"You know Betty's boyfriends, the ones who keep leaving her?"
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"Well, they're not leaving her. They're disappearing."
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"- We have to tell Stan. - But he'll never believe us."
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"I don't have time for your craziness."
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"Oh, my God. We have to warn Hercules."
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"- Klaus, where's Betty? - Hercules just picked her up."
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"They went to Les Pantalons Fancie for dinner."
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"- We have to go save Hercules. - And we have to go in disguise."
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"I just need to justify my dry-cleaning carousel to my accountant."
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"- You have an accountant? - I have an accountant costume."
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"What's going on? I can't hardly see."
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"And she's following him. She's right behind you. Do not go in there, " Hercule"!"
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"That poor man. This is all my fault. We've gotta go save him."
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"Francine, I can explain."
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"After my father left us..."
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"- Oh, my God. - I know. I have an amazing capacity for love."
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"" Life's too short. I'm taking my lady to Greece. ""
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"you weren't gonna come back from the bathroom. I love you. ""
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"I got term papers to grade."
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"That is something of which I am just now learning."
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"That's exactly why you did it! You're sick."
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"Should I take the freeway, or should I take surface streets?"
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"I need to make this light. Get off your phone."
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"Excuse me. Trying to merge."
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"First time peeing in an airplane."
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"Francine? But how did you- Freeway!"
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"to Betty and Hercules, who'vejust decided to get married!"
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"Let her go."
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"Don't touch my mommy."
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"but I finally have a chance at happiness, and I'm taking it."
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"Honey, you're the luckiest guy in the world."
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"Now, I'm gonna need you to sit back down..."
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"because there's an air marshal pointing a gun at your head."
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"Oh, hey. Look, I know I was about to attempt murder..."
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"It's working on me too."
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"Betty! Betty! Betty, it's Benny! Betty. Betty, Betty."
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"Bye. Have a beautiful time."
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"I want to do something special, like prime rib."
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"No, no, no, no, no. A man- he want lamb."
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"I give you four kinds of lamb."
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"Well, you never steer me wrong."
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"until my wife put her bike on the front of the bus and the driver no see her."
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"But I see her- every night..."
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"And I think, " Why, Athena? Why?""
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"Yes! You make me believe. Lamb is on the house."
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"Horny, I'm home. L- I mean, honey, I'm horny."
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"Oh, Stan, don't ever put a bike on the front of a bus."
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"Don't worry, baby. The bus is for foreigners."
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"Hello? Mama!"
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"- Oh, no. Not again. - Stay right there. I'm coming, Mama."
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"Mama's new boyfriend just left her. Can you imagine?"
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"Three being the average."
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"Steve taught me averages with cupcakes."
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"- Jerry's a jerk. - I don't understand."
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"We had such a good time on our first two dates."
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"Then we were at the movies. He went to get popcorn and never came back."
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"Maybe I'm just unlovable."
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"Every guy she goes out with dumps her on the third date."
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"Her uterus is an abandoned theater."
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"Nothing in there but old playbills and memories."
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"- Some say there's a phantom that only comes out at night."
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"Shh, shh, shh. Don't be scared. It's just a legend."
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"There's the matter of two bounced $10 Christmas checks to attend to."
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"Oh, Stan. At least I have you."
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"What about me?"
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"Francine, I can't put a number on you."
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"Yes, about six foot, blonde, stacked, not afraid to get down with a fish."
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"Oh, and this is very important. She must be nine months pregnant."
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, no, no. I was just, um, looking to see..."
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"if there was a plumber in the area who could-"
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"I'm so lonely!"
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"I just want to be held."
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"Thank you, Steve."
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"Here's a $100 bill. Don't look at me, because I won't look at you."
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"Oh, look who's got tickets for the gun show. Ka-pow!"
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"I cannot go back down there."
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"Stan's mom is here after being dumped for the billionth time."
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"Oh, Betty's here? I love her."
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"You don't even know her. Every time she visits, you're plastered."
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"I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Oh."
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"Who's crying?"
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"So I've had a drink in my life. But I'm sober now."
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