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Clips from South Park - Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes (S08E08)

"No, Kenny. Kenny! Knock it off."
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"Save it, Grandpa!"
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"We've gotta find the television department."
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"Boys, these axes are only four ninety-nine."
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"Shhhhh! What are you talking about?"
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"One of the creators told us. You have to take your keys over to the television department."
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"Television department... All right, come on, let's go!"
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"Oh my God!"
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"What?!"
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"Those two-dollar salt-and-pepper shakers! They were three dollars five minutes ago!"
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"The Wall*Mart is lowering its prices trying to stop us!"
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"Come on, we've got to try to make it to the back!"
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"Is that the right way, Dad? Dad??"
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"Dad!"
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"The screwdrivier set is only nine ninety-eight!"
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"Come on, Dad!"
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"No, dad! We need your keys!"
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"This bargain is too great for me! I'm gonna have to buy these!"
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"Here! Take the keys and go on!"
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"The television department is near the back! Next to the cell phones!"
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"Go! Hurry! I'm gonna go buy these screwdrivers!"
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"There! The television department!"
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"Hello, boys. Congratulations on getting this far."
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"Who are you?"
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"I am... Wall*Mart."
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"You?"
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"I've taken this form in order to talk to you. But I can take many forms."
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"Does this suit you better? Or perhaps you prefer this form?"
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"We don't want your store in our town; we come to destroy you."
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"Where's the heart?"
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"To find the heart of Wall*Mart, one must first ask oneself,"
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""Who is it that asked the question?""
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"Me. I'm asking the question."
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"Stan Marsh. Now, where's the heart?"
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"Ah. You know the answer, but not the question!"
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"The question is, "Where is the heart?""
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"Very well. You want to see the heart of Wall*Mart? It lies beyond that plasma-screen television."
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"It's a mirror."
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"Yes, don't you see? That is the heart of Wall*Mart."
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"You, the consumer. I take many forms: Wall*Mart,"
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"Kay*Mart, Target, but I am one single entity: Desire!"
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"Gaaah! NO! NO, what have you done??"
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"We'd better get out of here."
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"Hey, come on! We've gotta get out!"
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"Too late for me, son! I have to buy this stuff!"
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"Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart!"
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"How did you do it, Kyle?"
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"We know how to destroy it now. Spread the word to all the towns!"
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"You see boys, if we like our small-town charm more than the big corporate bullies,"
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"we all have to be willing to... pay a little bit more. Do you understand?"
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"Yeah! Let's all go shop at Jim's Drugs down the street!"
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"...What?"
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"Dad, how come Wall*Mart is able to sell everything so cheap?"
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"Randy, what are you doing?"
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"Dad?"
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"Yeah. This place has a power over us we can't resist! We have to find a"
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"So how do we stop it?"
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"Welcome to Bentonville, Home of Wall*Mart"
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"Gaaahh! Don't look! Don't look at its bargains!"
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"There has to be a way!"
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"we have to be strong! Let's do it."
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"WALL*MART!"
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"A day you were certainly all remember..."
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"Now you shall see my true form!"
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"Get out! It's gonna blow!"
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"Welcome to Wall*Mart."
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"Yes, Wall*Mart. I understand."
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"No you didn't."
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"asshole!"
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"Yeah! Now it's a Wall*Mart!"
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"Butters?"
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"Wull ah I'm just playin' Monster. It's kinda spooky out here."
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"ACK!"
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"Next thing you know you,"
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"Everyone get your shoes on, we're goin' to Wall*Mart!"
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"Wait guys! Hold on! I wanna go with you and help out."
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"I think I see the television department in the back!"
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"...Oh Lord, Kumbaya."
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"you're workingbe at the Wall*Mart because it has all the jobs."
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"Butters? Uh what the hell are you doing?"
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"You hate Wall*Mart too?"
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"Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please."
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"All right, let's not make that mistake again."
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"Not so loud! It can hear you."
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"Then you're sitting in a little office, trapped on all sides."
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"Yeah, lets all shop over at Tru-Value!"
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"They why don't you just quit?!"
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"Let's go! Yeah!"
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"WilLoW:...) January 24th, 2005"
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