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Clips from Perfect Strangers - First Date (S01E01)

"You sang. - I didn't enjoy it."
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"You laughed. - A hollow laugh."
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"Well, I got sucked into the mob mentality."
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"Look, Balki, you and I are different."
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"We are? - Yes."
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"You like to just jump into the swimming pool of life..."
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"...without even checking to see if there is water."
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"I, on the other hand, like to make sure there's water, a lifeguard..."
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"...test for algae."
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"And then I dip a toe in and call it a day."
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"That is not true."
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"You are a fun person. - Really?"
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"Yes. - Oh, no, I'm not."
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"Oh, come on. - No."
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"Oh, come on. - No, No."
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"Please, or I'll look at you and point. - Okay."
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"You killed my brother, you dirty rat."
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"Yeah?"
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"Perfect."
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"Now, you see, don't you feel better? - Well, yeah, I do."
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"You know, I'm gonna try to loosen up more often."
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"If it wasn't for you, I'd still be throwing myself at women's feet."
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"You know, you taught me, if I just relax and be myself, people will like me."
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"And you learned something. Actually, you learned the same thing."
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"Perfect. - Yeah?"
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"Just like Cagney. - Yeah."
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"Hi, Larry. - Oh, hi, Susan."
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"The mailman put this in my box by mistake."
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"The only redhead in his homeland was a tree squirrel."
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"Oh, I see. It's written on the back of your pants."
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"Well, bite my tongue."
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"All right, let's get this over with so I can go home."
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"That's nice."
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"Reams."
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"...and my breath is lemon fresh."
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"Now, don't worry. I believe in you."
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"And you don't have to tell me how terrible I'm going to feel..."
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"Lf it'll be easier for you, I'll go with you. - Oh, sure, come along."
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"Anybody for the salad bar? - There is no salad bar."
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"They look at the fellow who's not singing and dancing."
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"Don't they?"
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"Do Cagney for me again. - Oh, no."
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"Can you do Lacey?"
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"Excuse me, he means no harm."
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"Don't be shy. Come, come."
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"Thanks, Balki. - I should thank you."
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"Come on, everybody, feel the beat. Put on your boogie sandals."
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""Can I buy you a drink?""
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"Big news. I'm going on my first American date tomorrow night."
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"...and I don't touch her body unless I am asked."
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"Oh, great, lay a guilt trip on me."
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"I teach high school geography."
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"You'll have to forgive Balki."
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"Okay, okay."
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"I open the door for her, I pull out the chair, I don't speak with my mouth full..."
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"Yes, you are."
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