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Clips from Disenchantment (2018) - A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk Into a Bar (S01E01)

"Well, it took all day, but I finally got my winnings..."
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"Watch as a non-chump chumps these chumps."
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"[Luci laughs]"
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"Before today, we had neither riches nor magic."
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"Then today, for one blessed second, we almost had both."
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"[Bean screams]"
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"- [Luci] Ow, ow, ow! - [Bean grunting]"
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"Ow, ow, ow!"
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"I've never had a nightmare. Is this one?"
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"[Pendergast] The footprints stop dead right here."
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"Start digging."
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"[Turbish] Ugh."
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"I haven't seen you in this tree before. You looking for a good time?"
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"Sure, I've done a trick or two. What do you have in mind?"
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"I was forced into a wedding, and I wish I had my freedom to..."
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"Wishes sound free. I don't do free."
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"An old girlfriend of mine used to work the mountain."
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"She said this Wishmaster guy was the real deal. Thataway."
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"Cash. Leave it on the branch."
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"Cool night air, sky full of stars..."
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"It's getting late, boys. We'd better stay here."
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"I want to be in charge of my own destiny,"
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"I would get rid of all the diseases plaguing mankind,"
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"and replace them with worse ones."
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"What's this weird feeling I don't want to drink away?"
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"You know what we say in Hell? "Hope's for dopes.""
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"Well, good night, everybody. [grunts]"
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"I'll be entering your dreams tonight in the form of a laughing skull."
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"[chuckles] Yeah, that's me. That's me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that."
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"Ah..."
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"[snores]"
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"[Luci snores]"
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"Mmm... Guys, hey! Wake up."
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"Come on. We've got a long way to go to the Wishmaster's lair."
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"I wish you guys would help."
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"Save it for the Wishmaster."
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"Yes, are you..."
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"You heard me. The Washmaster."
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"Ah!"
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"I might as well give up and accept"
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"that I'll never be anything more than a wealthy queen"
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"It's my destiny."
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"Bean, no!"
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"and your hair smells like butterscotch, but you're wrong!"
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"Pardon my language, but destiny is baloney!"
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"[Merkimer] He's right, my darling."
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"I've loved you since the moment you killed my brother."
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"Give me your hand in marriage, Bean."
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"Ah..."
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"[theme music playing]"
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"Rise and shine, Princess. It's your big day."
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"- Call. - [crowd gasps]"
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"One, two, me."
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"- Morning, Princess! - Lovely day, miss!"
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"Take off those common clothes and come down looking like a princess!"
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"Announcing the King and Queen of Bentwood,"
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"♪ Elfwood is the place we'll never flee ♪"
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"Wha..."
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"Oh! What?"
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"You look great, though. Nice to meet you. They call me Luci."
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"...nity."
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"[Kissy] Oh, Elfo, you're so naughty."
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"♪ Hanging Elfo from the Gumdrop Tree A strangly-dangly activity ♪"
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"Oh, this is all me fault, my boy. I got something to tell ya."
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"Yeah, look, you're stuck with me forever, so just take a deep breath and..."
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"[grunts]"
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"Okay, you win."
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"The last guy we hanged died of old age."
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"Fine. Stab him!"
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"[gate closing]"
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"- [hawk screeches] - [Elfo screaming]"
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"Okay. Hmm."
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"I'm the guy yelling over it."
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"It's not even about me. It's about the stupid alliance."
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"Hi, I'm Elfo."
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"Yeow!"
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"[ogre groans]"
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"I don't know. Just leave your eggs on the nightstand and get out of there."
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"We have no names, but you can call me Farmer."
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"Are you kidding me? This stuff looks amazing."
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"Candy? Are you a king?"
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"Times when you really shouldn't are exactly when you really should."
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"Hmm!"
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"Better than bridesmaids. Better than mothers."
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"we ask the invisible God we think is up there,"
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"You do. You do."
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"- An elf. - A magical elf."
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"[chattering and clambering]"
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"[Elfo screams]"
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"Keep the champagne chilled."
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"I shall return before the last uncle passes out."
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"Stand back, chumps."
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"[horse neighs]"
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"I won't even dignify that with an upward glance."
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"to have my mom back, obviously,"
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"We got a long journey in the morning. Let's get some shut-eye."
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"That's hope. That's hope!"
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"[Elfo] Mmm..."
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"No!"
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"[horse neighs]"
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"You are beautiful, and your skin is so soft,"
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"♪ We work all day and we sing with glee ♪"
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"[gasping]"
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"you are hereby cursed from the deepest depths of the underworld!"
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"[Elfo kissing and moaning]"
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"Oh, yeah, it all started when I first laid eyes on your mother."
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"Yikes."
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"[man] Announcing King Zog, Queen Oona and... Who cares?"
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"Okay, watch this. Here we go."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"[inhales]"
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"[knights grunting]"
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"- Where did they go? - Only one place they could have gone."
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"This is so helpful. How can we ever repay you?"
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"It's true. He just thinks you're a real friendly lady."
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"Drinking wine with a demon. Not exactly the wedding day I wished for."
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"Whoa! [grunts]"
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"[Bean] Oh!"
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"Money's mine."
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"[all exclaiming]"
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