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Clips from South Park - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 (S04E04)

"Okay, ready, set..."
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"- It's Cartman! - Hooray!"
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"That's right, I'm back!"
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"Oh, thank you! Thank you for coming back!"
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"This is your last chance! Are we racing or not?"
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"All right, let's do this!"
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"I hope I can adapt to life outside of the big house."
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"- Go, fat ass. - When a man's stripped of his freedom,"
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"- Degraded in the ways that I was... - Go, fat ass!"
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"Come on, we gotta catch up to them!"
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"We're not gonna make it!"
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"We won! We won!"
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"Yeah, we're never gonna take your ass for granted ever again!"
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"And I'm never gonna take my friends for granted ever again!"
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"Let's all hear it for Cartman's big fat ass!"
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"Do British people count as an ethnicity for hate crimes?"
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"- Nah! - Sweet!"
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"Wow, I've never had a visitor before."
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"- Pirates of the Caribbean! - Whoa!"
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"- Here comes Space Mountain. - Hell yeah!"
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"It's a Small World."
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"behaviour, young man, m'kay."
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"We're sorry, Ms. Cartman, but we must follow protocol."
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"Your son will be taken into custody"
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"No! I hate hippies."
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"- We know! - Dude, this is horrible!"
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"they are keeping a safe distance to avoid any accidents"
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"Don't worry, dude, that little truck just runs on D batteries."
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"- I'm one of you. - Oh, yeah?"
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"There's no friends in the big house!"
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"You come in with nobody and you leave with nobody."
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"so that the girls think it's another kid."
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"Yeah, so you gotta bust out of here!"
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"- A what? - An ail-nay, ile-fay."
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"But they're gonna search you on your way back to your cell."
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"If you want me to help you, you're gonna have to sneak something else in for me."
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"Here you go, God damn it!"
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"sneak stuff in for me!"
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"You... You can't cry in prison, man."
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"But not because you're my friend."
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"Governor, the Free Eric Cartman Now Committee is here to see you."
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"is it not because of his hate for the government?"
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"and the same punishments for the same crimes."
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"For in that way, Cartman can be freed from prison, and we"
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"Yeah. I never really realised that until just now."
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"Just wait! We got Cartman pardoned. He'll be here any second!"
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"Get on the sled, you fat piece of..."
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"Thank you so much, thank you."
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"Splash Mountain, here it comes."
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"- Yeah! - I bet we can sled"
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"- I'm not fat! - Deal with it, dude."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"All that time we didn't understand what a unique and magical ass it was."
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"Yeah, it's a little ripe, but it's brand new, man!"
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"I'm Agent Sharp and this is Agent Keane. We're with the FBI."
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"this is considered a hate crime."
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"Eric Cartman, you have been found guilty of committing a hate crime."
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"- What's the matter? - It's my leg, I think it's broke."
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"to send a message out to people everywhere"
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"Now go on, get out of here."
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"- Oh, no. - Oh, no?"
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"Yeah, those girls don't realise what"
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"Bailiffs! Escort this little bastard to juvenile hall!"
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"Prisoner 24601 arriving!"
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"How are we supposed to give them to you?"
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"I'm sorry, Mom."
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"I'm gonna give you a little lesson about hate-crime laws!"
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"That is our presentation, an idea that we call..."
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"I have a real problem with hate-crime legislation."
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"I don't like Animaniacs."
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"You can do it!"
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"- Eric! - Hey, Romper Stomper!"
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"Well, that's not all. I snuck something in for you, too."
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"Oh, my goodness!"
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"Crazy son of a bitch."
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"so we need to find the next-fattest kid besides Cartman."
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"Yeah, fat ass, get your fat butt on the sled."
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"Oh, well, personally, I..."
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"Yeah, why don't you go eat some more pork rinds or something, you fat..."
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"- Why not? - Because I'm black."
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"and give the governor a piece of my mind!"
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"Oh, he wouldn't listen to me."
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"Hello, Mr. Governor, and thank you for taking the time to hear our"
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"- Yeah. - Well, boys, what can I do for you?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I sure would have liked to have seen Disneyland."
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"In fact, I'd love to see you kids go down"
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