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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Live Fast, Diane Nguyen (S01E01)

"Mr. Boreanaz, I presume."
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"I should've known it was a waste of time to come back here."
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"Oh, that's awful. Well, when you get back,"
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"I'll give you one of my patented Peanutbutter hugs."
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"Crunchy and creamy."
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"You know that patent wasn't approved, but I'll take it."
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"- I have to go. BoJack's here. - BoJack, well, what's he doing... ?"
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"It's all true, isn't it?"
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"I found this letter back at the bar. I think it's for you."
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"Look, just read it. I think you'll like it."
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""Dear Diane, it's me, your old pen pal Leo."
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""You're a good person, Diane,"
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"and that's the most important thing."
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"Even if no one appreciates you,"
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"I like how you always bring your own bags to the grocery store,"
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"and how you're always organized to go places."
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"A lot of people might not appreciate that about you,"
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"That's the best letter he ever wrote me."
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"The stupid thing is, even now I still just want"
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"them to be proud of me and think I did good."
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"Is that really stupid?"
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"- Yep. - No, it isn't."
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"Yeah, it is. You want those guys to be proud of you?"
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"I guess I was just hoping to get some modicum of closure."
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"Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets."
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"It, like true love and the Munich Olympics, doesn't exist in the real world."
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"The only thing to do now is just to keep living forward."
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"is nobody cares about where you're from or who you are."
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"like keeping your pool clean,"
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"and what artisanal nuts to put on your salad."
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"- I do like salad. - Oh, it's the best."
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"♪ Gonna spend the day ♪"
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"I thought a big baseball hotshot like you"
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"would be too busy to help us old ladies across the street."
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"Is that a barrel of chum?"
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"♪ Ba-dum, ba-da-dum ♪"
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"Um, I'll meet you inside. I have to make a call."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, Herb, look, I think we have some unfinished business."
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"It seems like life's too short to hold grudges"
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"and stuff like that, you know what I'm saying?"
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"Ugh, who keeps calling me?"
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"Boxer versus raptor."
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"It's not his fault. He's just doing his job."
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"I'm sorry, sir, no liquid over three ounces."
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"and your phone's story is that it's ringing."
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"Such a terrible tragedy really puts everything in perspective."
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"I wish I had brothers growing up."
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"Daddy, do you want to meet my imaginary friend?"
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"Imaginary friends are freeloaders invented by communists to rip-off welfare."
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"so I used an old writer's trick called "me lying to you.""
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"That's us. I'll just pop in for a quick hi and bye."
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"Hey, yeah, Deedee came home!"
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"Why would you want to stick around,"
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"In your face, Dad! In your face forever."
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"I want to take your project to the next level."
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"Step off! We're American as fuck."
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"Is that the frickin' horse from Horsin' Around?"
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"Again, does anyone here speak English?"
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"- Oh, no way... - What? A TV star!"
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"Seventy-five each. Children and seniors free."
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"We got to watch the Cryane video."
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"And thus concludes our tour."
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"That would be too good for my father."
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"Ignore. Who are these assholes?"
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"Maybe we got to get him where he lives?"
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"- You better make those numbers sing. - I don't think these offshore"
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"Who said that?"
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"Uh, sure. Let me give you some advice."
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"The planets are aligning, Deedee."
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"- What? - Diane's a freeloader?"
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"And it's a one-hopper back to the pitcher."
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"I don't know, Diane was pretty upset,"
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"Um, would you like a Boreabble head?"
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"The amazing thing is, the house looks just like BoJack's house."
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"Anyway, how are things with you?"
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"I like how you chew gum on the airplane so your ears will pop."
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"Yeah, but every time I come back here they..."
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"Thank you so much, Derek Jeter."
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"Why don't you give me a call, okay?"
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"♪ BoJack the horse ♪"
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"♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪"
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"Relax, it's a lighter."
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"I mean, I did find a lump, but hey, who needs health insurance"
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"- This is a very bad time, BoJack! - All right."
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"We all took turns writing her letters,"
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"And when I do, you're all getting noogies."
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"Oh, they'd just love that, wouldn't they?"
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"She lives with her rich boyfriend and doesn't pay rent."
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"Ah, um..."
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"Look, take it from someone with his own shitty parents,"
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"family is a sinkhole,"
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"♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪"
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"I don't think Diane's working out."
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"BoJack said he fed Affleck grapes."
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"Yankee fan or no."
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"About life being too short? Well, of course you know what I'm saying."
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"Come on, BoJack. Pick up, pick up."
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"♪ I don't think I'm gonna last ♪"
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"Hmm, I see. Might I then suggest our"
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"Mommy likes her shoes, see? And her pearls."
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"It's probably better you don't meet my brothers."
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"go look through David Boreanaz's underwear drawer, okay?"
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"- Look at her face. - Now that's a good prank."
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"♪ Only at Fenway ♪"
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"- # I'm BoJack the horse # - # BoJack #"
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"♪ BoJack ♪"
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"How's it coming along?"
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"of a truly dynamic and unique talent, TV's own David Boreanaz."
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"- Why do you think people keep moving there? - Thanks, BoJack."
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"Come on!"
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"It's me, David Boreanaz."
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"That stands for "Boreanaz House.""
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"Dad's chum is in the back."
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"If I was like my brothers, nothing would ever get done."
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"You're like the fifth brother I never had."
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"What? Ow!"
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"Whoa."
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"Hey. Sorry I said all that stuff about you."
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"Tell me about your father."
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