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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Husband (S02E02)

"Well, I've never told you this..."
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"...but there were one or two times back in college..."
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"...and wake up with a woman next to me."
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"But I told myself it was the liquor, and everyone experiments in college."
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"Sure."
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"But now I know I don't have a choice about this. I was born this way."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years..."
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"...and you think you know him."
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"And then one day he says, "Oh, I'm not gay. ""
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"I'm... I'm still me."
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"Why couldn't you just have figured this out six years ago?"
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"You know, it still smells like monkey in there."
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"Well, that saves us the conversation."
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"Well, this has been great, but I'm officially wiped."
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"No. I mean... No. Come on, you guys."
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"Let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore."
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"Rachel, that's all we do."
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"Maybe that's all we do. What about Julie?"
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"What about Julie?"
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"Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now..."
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"...and we don't really know you."
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"I mean, who is Julie?"
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"I mean, what do you like? What don't you like?"
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"We want to know everything."
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"Well, heh, that could take a while."
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"So?"
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"I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?"
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"- I got the time to get to know Julie. - I got time, yeah."
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"That's fine."
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"Okay, Julie, so let's start with your childhood. What was that like?"
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"- Well, in a nutshell... - Ah-ah-ah."
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"No, but it'll be okay. They're pretty cool."
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"My brother's straight, so..."
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"Here you go."
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"You know what? I just have one more question. Um..."
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"If you had figured this out sooner, and, um, I had been around..."
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"...do you think I would have been the one who?"
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"No, no. That's all right. Don't tell me."
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"I don't think either answer would make me feel better. Here."
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"I love you, Phoebe."
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"So your brother's straight, huh?"
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"Seriously."
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"- And my second-grade teacher was Miss Thomas..."
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"...and my first-grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb."
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"Ahem. Mrs. Gobb?"
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"No, Cobb. Like cobb salad."
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"Hmm, okay."
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"Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad?"
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"Boy, that Julie's a talker, huh?"
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"Good night."
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"Whew."
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"So it's pretty late. You're probably, uh, not still planning on..."
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"- Oh. No, no, I am. - Oh."
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"Well, hey, are you nervous?"
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"No, no. I, uh..."
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"Well, okay, I mean, how are you gonna handle it?"
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"Are you gonna talk about it beforehand? Are you just gonna pounce?"
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"I, uh... I don't know. I guess I'm just gonna..."
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"...see what happens."
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"Okay. Good luck."
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"What...? Uh..."
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"- What? - Nothing. I mean, um..."
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"It is your first time with her, and, you know, if the first time doesn't go well..."
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"...well then, that's pretty darn hard to recover from."
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"Okay, now I'm nervous."
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"Maybe you should put it off."
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"No, I don't want to put it off."
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"God, I'm just... I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable."
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"And now I'm actually happy."
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"I don't wanna mess it up, you know?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Right."
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"Maybe it doesn't have to be this tough."
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"Maybe you were on the right track with that whole, you know, spontaneous thing."
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"- I mean, women really like that. - Really?"
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"Yeah. I mean, you know, if..."
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"I mean if it were me, I'd, you know, want you to..."
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"You know, with, like, a really..."
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"...good kiss."
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"You know, really..."
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"And then maybe, um, brush the hair away from my face."
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"And then look far into my eyes..."
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"...in a way that lets me know something..."
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"And then, I don't know, then..."
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"...you'd pull me really close to you so that..."
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"So that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you."
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"And, um, it would get kind of..."
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"...and, uh... And blurry."
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"And then it's just happening."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, God."
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"Good morning."
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"Well, somebody got some last night."
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"Twice."
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"I'm sorry, Monica, but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgmental..."
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"What have I not told you?"
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"Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me."
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"...and you throw such great Academy Award parties."
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"I'm going home."
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"I just don't wanna..."
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"You know, I mean, really happy."
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"I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here?"
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