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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Pawtucket Pete (S17E17)

"So, Peter, we've been tasked with making the operations"
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"around here run more efficiently,"
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"and part of that will involve reassigning people"
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"based on their abilities."
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"We want you to be the office recyclables guy."
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"and wherever you go, people will know"
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"Please don't just throw them over."
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"Well, at least make sure all the liquids are gone, please,"
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"Smithers, who is that young go-getter?"
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"- Simpson, you say? - Pretty much, sir. mu"
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"Iceberg, right ahead!"
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"climate change had rendered the iceberg"
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"Uh, is it a promotion?"
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"Because it doesn't look like a promotion."
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"- Aah! - So, who are these new bosses?"
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"Their names are Bert and Sheila. My job sucks now."
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"It's worse than when I was a dinosaur walker."
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"- Hey! - What?"
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"- Pick that up! - Pick what up?"
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"- That! - That? That was there."
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"where we respect the rules of society."
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"Ooh! Society now. Sir Thomas More up here."
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"I'm gonna take a picture of you and post it on Facebook."
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"You know what? I forgot my bag."
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"- Ooh, you forgot your bag? - Yeah, I forgot my bag."
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"But I'll be sure to come back"
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"- and pick this up. - Oh, yes, I'm sure you'll be back."
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"Look, I'm only here to create an amusing comparison"
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"- to my current job... - Well, bully for you."
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"Which I am, at this moment,"
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"describing to my family in my living room."
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"So, technically, you don't even exist."
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"and you're a figment of my imagination?"
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"We'll be right back with more Greg in the Window."
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"Well, I'll be."
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"We need you to taste test our new varieties of seasonal beers,"
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"All right, that seems easy enough."
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"Also, our delivery truck drivers"
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"so we'll need you to collect their urine samples."
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"in similarly colored cups,"
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"which you will need to place on this tray."
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"Belt activated."
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"Uh, showtime."
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"Ugh, trucker pee."
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"Belt speed increasing."
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"Oh, boy."
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"- Winter wheat. - Lady trucker pee."
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"Amber squash, yuck. Trucker. Trucker."
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"we're losing market share."
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"Apparently, nobody can relate to our mascot Pawtucket Pat."
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"Are you guys talking about work in there?"
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"Yeah, our customers find a 300-year-old mascot"
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"hard to relate to, they want a regular guy."
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"You know, a-a guy who'd drink a beer on a toilet."
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"It is you, Peter."
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"Playing a game on my phone and having a beer."
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"And, God willing, going to the bathroom."
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"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Ew, yes, but also,"
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"May I have a moment to talk it over with my mentor?"
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"Sure."
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"I'm in."
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"No. We did it."
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"Wow, Peter, so you're really replacing Pawtucket Pat"
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"- as the new mascot? - Yup, I'm the new Pawtucket Pat."
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"Hey, now you and Jared from Subway"
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"No! No, that's not true, Meg! It's not true!"
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"Anyway, turn on the TV."
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"They're about to play my first commercial."
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"the perfect beer for New England beaches."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Still buy the beer, though."
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"Hey, guys, I'm Billy on the Street,"
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"and I'm here with one of the biggest mascots"
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"- in America right now. - Popular, he means. Not large."
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"Let me do my intro!"
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"to everyone who recognizes you. Let's go."
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"- No. - Oh, come on, he's in a new commercial."
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"I don't even own a TV."
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"Oh, you don't own a TV? I'm very impressed! Let's go!"
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"Sir, sir, quick, tell me."
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"Adweek magazine called him the Pitchman of the Year."
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"Who doesn't read Adweek?!"
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"There's, uh, there's more running"
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"- Oh, is he Jerry Ferrara? - Jerry Ferrara?"
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"Even worse than the Entourage movie!"
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"Mark Wahlberg is one of our finest producers!"
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"I-I don't, uh, I-I don't feel comfortable doing this."
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"He was just getting a cup of coffee with his daughter."
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"Not that I watch this show."
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"I watch Black Mirror and The Goldbergs, and that's it!"
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"Between you and me, I think he may need a lady friend."
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"Peter, I'm famously gay!"
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"Oh, my God, he ran around the world."
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"Hey, so how's the whole Pawtucket Pat thing going?"
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"And the other day, I even got to hang out"
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"So, you, uh, you really make all those cookies in that tree?"
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"- They're great! - Like, the tree is wood."
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"Like, how does the tree not catch on fire?"
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"Hey, you want to cool it with that drumming?"
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"Anyway, do you have to water your house?"
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"- 'Cause I would think that... - They're great!"
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"You know what, let's just forget the conversation"
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"and just pose for the picture."
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"By the way, Tony, I'm sorry your wife was shot"
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"Hi, Peter. It's me, Sheila, and me, Bert."
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"Here's a dollar! Stop talking like that!"
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"Sorry about him. We ruined people's days"
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"you're gonna have a balloon in the annual Quahog Parade!"
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"- No way. That's awesome! - Said no one ever."
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"Uh, who is this?"
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"Oh, that's-that's my dog, Brian."
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"Pawtucket Patriot Truckers Blend."
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"- Ah, I approved that. - Oh, this is just what we need."
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"Well, think about it, Peter. The public loves Pawtucket Pat."
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"Imagine how much they'd love to know"
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"You're saying you need a mascot's sidekick?"
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"Hold my beer."
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"Uhp, that's also from the Internet."
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"Hi, I'm Bert of Bert and Sheila."
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