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Clips from ALF - It Isn't Easy... Bein' Green (S01E01)

"Introduce the aspara-Guys."
ALF
"Now, at long last, the aspara-Guys!"
ALF
"Come on, you can do it."
ALF
"Hello, bye bye travel?"
ALF
"Could we stop at the franklin elementary school?"
ALF
"♪ so when you're in the store just take this tip from us ♪"
ALF
"♪ buy asparagus ♪♪"
ALF
"All right brian, i guess it's up to me."
ALF
"Alf, what are you doing?"
ALF
"Alf, i did it. I sang my song!"
ALF
"You did?"
ALF
"He was great. The best vegetable!"
ALF
"Courage doesn't come from a tooth,"
ALF
"It comes from in here."
ALF
"That's close enough."
ALF
"Let's get ready for bed."
ALF
"Brian, we were great!"
ALF
"I'm glad the kid did so well."
ALF
"I guess i'll go change."
ALF
"Yes..."
ALF
"And bring brian that tooth."
ALF
"I was going to hot wire a car."
ALF
"Whatever."
ALF
"You were very concerned about brian."
ALF
"I feel ridiculous."
ALF
"I'm doing some rapping with an alien."
ALF
"He's kind of short; a little bit furry;"
ALF
"Come rap with us. Let's all get silly."
ALF
"Now! Now!"
ALF
"There's.. Grable,"
ALF
"Gable, fable..."
ALF
"I don't think i'd make any big changes."
ALF
"You're right, "more able" stays."
ALF
"This is a very important show."
ALF
"I know, it's the semifinals."
ALF
"Fine, who want's it without the head, anyway?"
ALF
"Let's try on your costume."
ALF
"The point is moot."
ALF
"Why would anyone throw away the head?"
ALF
"Okay, but nobody touch this."
ALF
"I'll guard it with my life."
ALF
"I thought i'd tell jokes to liven things up."
ALF
"♪ and good for you to eat ♪"
ALF
"Can't you remember anything?"
ALF
"Aunt mabel?"
ALF
"Okay, everybody, almost show time."
ALF
"Here's your costume."
ALF
"Good, you solved it without me."
ALF
"We managed to fumble through."
ALF
"A guy named gordon. Who's he?"
ALF
"Intelligent, great athlete,"
ALF
"It was you, wasn't it?"
ALF
"Anyway..."
ALF
"I'm up there. I'm frozen."
ALF
"Hello, hello?"
ALF
"We follow the garlics."
ALF
"167 hemdale."
ALF
"You can't count on that to give you courage."
ALF
"What if i mess up?"
ALF
"The important thing is to give it your best shot."
ALF
"I just bombed! The meat section hates me."
ALF
"Spencer, you're crying."
ALF
"On the way to the islands,"
ALF
"Hello? Hello?"
ALF
"Thanks anyway."
ALF
"Come on, brian."
ALF
"It's getting hot in here."
ALF
"Take it, lynn."
ALF
"You call that an asparagus?"
ALF
"I mean where is brian?"
ALF
"I'm beginning to feel faint."
ALF
"It's very expensive."
ALF
"I changed it."
ALF
"You aren't? No, i'm scared."
ALF
"Well i didn't come here looking for trouble."
ALF
"Come here. Listen to this."
ALF
"You do?"
ALF
"♪... be beat ♪"
ALF
"I can't work with him!"
ALF
"Fine. I'm a dot on the horizon."
ALF
"Yeah!"
ALF
"Oh, yeah."
ALF
"♪ asparagus, asparagus ♪"
ALF
"I read somewhere that rod stewart gets cramps;"
ALF
"Hey, look who's here. His name is willie."
ALF
"Don't worry, kid. You'll be swell."
ALF
"About a guy with the same problem."
ALF
"Umm mmm."
ALF
"Boning the salmon?"
ALF
"Wonderful sense of humor, ha!"
ALF
"How'd you feel about delivering a tooth to an asparagus?"
ALF
"It comes from inside;"
ALF
"Well, my name is alf and i'm stuck on earth."
ALF
"An official aspara-Guy, what do you think?"
ALF
"Even if you do, it doesn't matter."
ALF
"I changed "according to aunt mabel,""
ALF
"It's an unassuming house that needs a paint job."
ALF
"I wasn't going to sneak."
ALF
"Nobody will remember the nutrition follies,"
ALF
"But you'll remember you did your best."
ALF
"Lynn!"
ALF
"Hi, spencer."
ALF
"Why don't we try on our costumes and get started."
ALF
"♪ we'll make you feel more able ♪"
ALF
"Your name is really gordon?"
ALF
"No way. You might wreck it."
ALF
"What act?"
ALF
"I wasn't trying."
ALF
"I like aunt mabel better."
ALF
"Here you go, alf."
ALF
"Hop in there. There you go."
ALF
"Let's go to my room."
ALF
"Look what i got from my dad;"
ALF
"Could you keep it down!"
ALF
"Yeah, they need you."
ALF
"I was in a dinner theater production"
ALF
"Ha! You bet!"
ALF
"Look, i'm going to introduce a vegetable!"
ALF
"You say, "asparagus are long and green,"
ALF
"I don't think your uncle died."
ALF
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