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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Hot Tub Contamination (S10E10)

"Can't I just get ready in the morning"
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"without him giving me his goofy thumbs-up?"
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""Hey.""
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"Sometimes I would just like to be appreciated for my mind."
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"That feels great."
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"Well,"
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"pulling a quarter out of your ear"
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"isn't the only magic these hands can do."
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"between your toes?!"
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"Was that the front door?"
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"It sounded like it."
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"Oh, my God. Someone's in the house."
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"Lock the door, lock the door!"
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"Wait, I have my iPad! What are we gonna do,"
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"That's not helpful!"
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"You know I rely"
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"Is that the hot tub?"
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"Who would use our hot tub?"
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"Who is it?"
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"Stuart."
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"He heard me talking about us going away."
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"Maybe. How 'bout,"
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"I meant like, "What are you doing here?""
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"Nah, that's not gonna hurt his feelings."
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"Why is nothing easy with him?"
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"he's the worst."
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"I prefer to think of it as high-maintenance."
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"I prefer to think of myself as five-ten,"
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"but I still need to get all my pants hemmed."
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"I guess I should have known what I was getting myself into."
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"Don't beat yourself up."
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"You've never lived with anyone before."
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"That's true. And you're starting out"
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"with Sheldon Cooper."
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"I don't know..."
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"You're not making me feel better."
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"Look, even when Penny and I started living together,"
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""Number of days without Amy's hair on the soap.""
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"Yeah."
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"My record was six."
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"Is it me, or is there something fun"
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"Hmm. They must have left the tub on."
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"Good thing I stopped by."
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"Ah!"
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"What are you doing here?!"
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"Did they?"
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"I had nothing else to do tonight."
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"The last couple of months,"
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"I come here when I know they're not home."
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"What?!"
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"They heard me in the bushes once,"
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"but they thought it was a raccoon."
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"I told you raccoons don't say "Uh-oh.""
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"Is it?"
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"Oh!"
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"If we're just going to drive around aimlessly,"
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"Yeah, I'll take you for ice cream."
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"She has coitus one time, suddenly she's Gloria Steinem."
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"Anyway, I suppose an ice cream parlor will be a good place"
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"to meet other women."
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"Oh, please, you're barely interested"
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"Being with Amy has awoken the sexual creature within."
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"When I see a pretty gal walking down the street, I think,"
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""hubba hubba" like any other guy."
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"You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
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"'Cause it's fine."
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"To Howard and Bernadette,"
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"and the house key they never asked me to return."
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"You said you got it back."
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"Well, clearly, I lied."
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"So how's your apartment?"
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"I called, and they're like, "Pay your bill!""
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"Of you ever need somewhere to crash, there's always my place."
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"You've got all your lady friends, and..."
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"Actually, I'm single now."
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"What?!"
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"When did that happen?"
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"Oh. Sorry. I didn't know."
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"Nobody does. I was embarrassed so I didn't say anything."
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"Why wouldn't he tell us?"
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"I'm in a hot tub with you, so pretty bad."
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"No, don't do that."
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"- But you did! - Exactly!"
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"No matter where I am at 7:18 a.m.,"
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"there better be a toilet nearby."
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"It's just so much easier to give him what he wants."
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"Who got him to stop Purelling his pocket change?"
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"in the glove compartment?"
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"Me."
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"It was mittens."
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"Mm."
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"That was actually Koothrappali,"
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"Look, how can you stop now?"
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"right before he becomes a real boy."
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"I need to stand up for myself."
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"Of course you do."
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"And if he doesn't like it, he can move back here."
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"Oh. He can try. He'd just need a good locksmith."
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"Well, who you gonna hit on?"
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"The girl in front of us got strawberry."
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"What about the girl behind the counter?"
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"Hmm? Well, she spends her whole day scooping."
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"You are truly wise."
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"wise beyond your years, but you're getting up there."
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"All right."
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"I was 13 years old,"
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"and on spring break from college."
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"Not relating. Go on."
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"Oh, now I'm with ya. Okay."
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"My mother was at bible study."
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"and I heard a sound coming from my parents' bedroom."
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"When I opened the door,"
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"I saw my father having relations with another woman."
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"without knocking three times."
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"Well, what happened with your dad?"
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"and we never, ever spoke of it."
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"Since Amy and I have been living together,"
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"we've been bickering like my parents used to."
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"Down the road?"
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"and now you're at an ice cream parlor trying to pick up women!"
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