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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"That's exactly my point. Exactly."
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"You are not just my boss at the office. You're my boss everywhere."
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"Oh, that's ridiculous."
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"I mean, what else am I supposed to say?"
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"[monitor beeping]"
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"[Velcro zipping]"
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"Really? That surprises me."
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"I just assumed you were dead inside."
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"I told myself to stay out of this, but I can't."
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"Because that man who came to see you yesterday said you're his wife."
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"[laughing] Oh, no, no. He just said that because we used to be married."
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"- Force of habit. - That explains everything."
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"I checked your insurance forms, and you're married."
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"Ow, ow, ow, ow! Oh, ow!"
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"Nurse Hisel!"
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"Nurse..."
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"- Nurse Hisel, I can explain. - Can you, skank?"
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"But it's only because my insurance ran out."
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"so he said that he would remarry me so I could get my operation."
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"I didn't tell Dr Ron, because I didn't want him to be an accomplice to fraud."
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"So you're, what, protecting him?"
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"OK. As long as you're not two-timing him."
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"- He feels so strongly about you. - I know, I read the card."
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"OK. I shouldn't be telling you this,"
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"but when we were picking out the flowers for you,"
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"So I guess we have the whole insurance thing worked out?"
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"I mean, heck, I didn't pass my nurse's exam."
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"They didn't even ask me!"
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"[woman chattering over PA]"
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"Andrew, did I hear the bell?"
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"- Oh, hello. - I'm Samuel Bormanis."
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"- I'm here to see Andrew. - Oh, OK."
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"- Are you a friend of Andrew's? - I'm his lawyer."
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"His lawyer? Why on earth would Andrew need a lawyer?"
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"Here you go, Sam."
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"[gasps]"
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"Honey, what happened to... to your face?"
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"I... You hit me. Don't you remember?"
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"For the record, I did not punch my son. I slapped him with an open palm."
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"Can you see this is a performance?"
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"Emancipated?"
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"He'd still go to school, but he'd be released from all adult supervision."
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"[laughs] Well, that's the silliest thing I've ever heard of."
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"How would he support himself?"
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"So that's what this is about? Your trust fund?"
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"it could get ugly."
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"[Carlos] It really looks like we're having a good time."
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"As long as they don't make me play guitar, I think we're home free."
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"Mr and Mrs Solis, Rhoda can see you now."
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"Wow."
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"We take our roles as godparents very seriously. Don't we, honey?"
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"- Mm-hm. Yes. [laughs] - Oh."
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"Parker and, uh... Porter..."
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"One sec. Do you need me, Helen?"
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"Hello, Gabrielle. Carlos."
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"I didn't know you were adopting."
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"You all know each other? What a small world."
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"It sure is. Mrs Solis hired my son to do her yard work."
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"And also, she would rape him."
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"OK, first of all, it was statutory. And it happened so long ago."
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"Was it? I think it was only about a year ago."
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"No, it was a year because it was right before your husband"
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"went to prison on slave labour charges."
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"- I'd like to make it my top priority. - OK."
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"Oh, and don't bother trying to contact any other adoption agencies in the area."
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"- [Carlos sighs] - [Gabrielle exhales]"
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"I think I have to break up with Dr Ron."
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"What? Why?"
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"Because he's a gem. And apparently, he loves me."
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"Lynette, he's everything I could possibly want in a boyfriend,"
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"and I just don't know if I feel that... spark."
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"- You know, and I really want to. - Ah, sweetie..."
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"He keeps telling me how special I am and how much I mean to him"
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"- Eww. - Mmm."
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"Maybe it's because I just haven't felt that thunderbolt yet."
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"You know, with Mike, it hit me. With Karl, it hit me."
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"I didn't have to worry about how I felt because the thunderbolt told me."
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"Yeah, yeah, gotta love the thunderbolt."
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"Those relationships turned out to be disasters."
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"Maybe I should stick it out with Dr Ron,"
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"Stability, comfort, endurance, I deserve that."
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"Oh, yes, of course you do."
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"Sorry."
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"Carlos, we're Catholics. God is pretty Johnny One Note"
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"on the whole subject of procreation."
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"And will you stop with this defeatist attitude?"
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"- OK, do you want a baby or not? - I think it's time we face reality."
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"- Well, then who the hell does? - Mmm."
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"I mean, look at all the idiots popping out kids."
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"OK, they're not any more qualified than we are."
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"it doesn't matter what we've done."
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"Being a parent means rising to the occasion."
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"And that's exactly what we're gonna do when we bring our baby home."
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"This is the first time I've really felt like you wanted to have a baby."
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"[sighs]"
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"- How do they just lose somebody? - They don't, not by accident."
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"I don't think what happened was an accident."
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"- What is that supposed mean? - [doorbell rings]"
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"- What is that supposed mean? - [doorbell rings]"
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"- Ms. Tillman. - Hello, Zachary. You look terrible."
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"Felicia, why are you here?"
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"In fact, when the weather's damp, I'm still reminded of our last goodbye."
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"You're all right?"
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"Now, how'd you know I love macaroons?"
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"It won't end here, you know. Noah Taylor doesn't give up."
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"No, it's too late for that now. He's got people watching you."
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"What is it with you?"
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"You wanted me to run, now you want us to stick around like sitting ducks."
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"Go ahead, run. Noah's got the cops in his pocket."
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"So I'm a dead man?"
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"[Mike] Maybe not."
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"- Not if we use what leverage we have. - No way."
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"The old man's gonna be dead in a couple of months, maybe less."
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"Let him meet Zach, play the doting grandfather..."
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"- I said forget it. - I'll do it."
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"Nicholson will be in in 15 minutes for the pitch,"
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"so let's grab everybody and make sure we're all on the same page."
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"- [elevator dings] - [door opens]"
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"- I need to say this. - Oh, yeah."
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"- of any part of his life. - But, honey, it goes back and forth."
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