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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"OK."
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"I need proof that the two of you are prepared"
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"Twenty thousand dollars."
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"Ah, that's OK. Hugging's not really my thing."
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"Isn't it only natural I'd want a relationship with you?"
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"You only met me two minutes ago,"
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"Which dad? You have two of them."
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"The man who raised me. The only man I'm ever gonna care about."
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"- You met him? - Yeah. He's, like, six years old."
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"it was so saccharin. He used words like "soul mate" and "eternity.""
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"- I almost puked in the vase. - What did Susan think about that?"
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"She seemed to be really into it."
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"Mike. Oh, wait, stop. Go back."
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"Stop, stop for a second. Hey!"
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"- Well, you take care, Susan. - OK."
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"Hi, Susan."
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"[Dr Ron] Well, what I meant to say was,"
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"Mmm."
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"Aw, thank you."
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"I love Mike."
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"You beautiful, beautiful man! [sobbing]"
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"Yeah. Sure."
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"[Bree sighs]"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Your lawyer left a message on my machine."
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"It seems we have a hearing in four weeks, and I want to be ready."
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"And I certainly don't want some idiotic judge"
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"Good plan. But it'll never work."
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"See, I'll bet you still end up coming to court hammered. [laughs]"
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"Mom, we're both so unhappy."
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"Why not just let me take my trust fund, and I'll get out of your hair forever."
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"Please."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't quite catch that."
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"You know, the opposite of love isn't hate."
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"And I still have a chance to set you right."
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"and did her laundry on Thursdays."
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"But her Fridays were now reserved for a meeting."
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"And afterwards, Bree would come home and reward herself..."
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"[Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives:"
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"... while Noah's search for Zach..."
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"I worry for that boy. What kind of people would buy a baby from a junkie?"
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"See to it that Paul Young has a toy chest of his very own."
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"See to it that Paul Young has a toy chest of his very own."
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"... for revenge."
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"Zach, how did you do this?"
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"He predicted the advent of the three-dollar cup of coffee."
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"He even anticipated the surprising boom in bottled water."
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"Yeah, it's Paul Young."
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"I've been reading about the election results in Brazil."
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"It's time to buy sugar."
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"[knocking at door]"
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"sometimes failed him closer to home."
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"- Paul Young? - Yeah."
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"- About what? - We're investigating reports"
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"of credit card fraud. Your name has been linked with several victims."
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"There must be some mistake."
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"Could be, but we still need to go downtown and straighten it out."
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"All right."
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"- How long is this gonna take? - Don't worry. It's just a mix-up."
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"Let's go."
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"What's going on? I thought you wanted to ask questions."
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"- That's after you're booked. - Booked? Booked for what?"
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"You can't book him here, anyhow, detective."
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"- You gotta take him to County. - What is going on? This is crazy."
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"she'd been following for years."
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"she would reward herself with a little drink."
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"And it had now become part of their routine to discuss it."
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"So apparently Bree had a few too many and passed out."
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"Next thing I know, I get a call at work."
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"- Someone found my kids on the street. - Oh, my God."
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"[drives away]"
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"Hey, Bree. How're you doing today?"
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"Um, I just saw you all talking before Lynette went off to work."
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"What were you all talking about?"
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"Checking myself into the hospital. I'm gonna get that surgery."
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"Oh, good for you."
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"Did Lynette mention the little tiff we had?"
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"- Just in passing. - She barely mentioned it."
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"with a little glass of wine I was having,"
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"But I mean, you know, to trash my entire reputation..."
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"Oh, she didn't trash you, honest."
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"Oh, does anyone need one?"
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"- I'm good. [chuckles] - OK. Take care."
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"I sure did."
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"Then our Eskimo turns in to camera and says,"
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""Polar Fresh Mints will give your breath an A-plus too.""
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"It feels a little familiar."
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"I don't think so."
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"The Lowell Group used Eskimos in a deodorant commercial last month."
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"Those were jock Eskimos competing in the Iditarod."
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"Ours is trying to patch things up with his wife."
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"Yeah, no, I get the subtle distinction."
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"I think we can do better. OK?"
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"So, Sally, you're up. What do you got for me?"
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""I got the subtle distinction"? What was that about?"
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"If you really want to do this now, shut the door."
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"Last night, when you should've been making that work,"
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"- you were watching the game. - I wasn't!"
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"You gave your heart and soul to that Eskimo pitch?"
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"- I worked really hard on that pitch. - Did you give it 100 percent?"
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"Well, exactly. So big deal. Go work up some new ideas,"
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"and then we'll go over it during lunch. OK?"
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"You're the boss."
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"Yes, I am."
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"- Hey. - Susan."
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"Good to see you again."
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"I'm really looking forward to your surgery."
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"And I'm really hoping you're a leftie."
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"Nope. I can't write my name."
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"Funny. So, what about my surgery?"
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"Oh, I'll still do it."
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"With Dr Ron's help, of course."
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"Dr Cunningham will be standing beside me."
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"We're keeping you under observation, so hopefully, we'll operate tomorrow."
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"Um, well, it was gonna be a surprise, but... [clears throat]"
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"Putting this operation behind us and where we'll go from there."
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"I suck at putting my emotions into words, which is why I wrote it all down."
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"Oh."
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"Uh, but you can't read it. Not while I'm here, anyway."
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"- It's way, way too stressful. - [laughs]"
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