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Clips from Scrubs - My Last Words (S08E08)

"Which in retrospect is sort of weird, 'cause we weren't the Cowboys."
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"You must've looked very beautiful."
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"you have to change into your streets."
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Okay."
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"Can we go? Cougars only drink free till 9:00."
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"I don't know how I want to go,"
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"but I do know what I want done with my remains."
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"No."
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"Is it J. D?"
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"Yes."
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"You've got to stop bringing him into our bedroom."
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"I already know how to do your hair."
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"Did you just make a noise, George?"
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"I'll tell you one thing,"
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"J.D.: Now that George was talking,"
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"So tell me, do you think there's anything after this life?"
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"We'll start with a dip in the milkshake pool,"
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"then we'll work our way over to the cloud"
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"Like a lesbian cloud?"
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"Not like a lesbian cloud, George. An actual cloud full of lesbians."
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"I've seen people come back from the brink of death."
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"and were overcome with a feeling of peace."
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"Hey, Mr. Valentine,"
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"And to make it less depressing, I used a fun font."
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"Really, Ted? A fun font?"
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"I like seeing my name in squigglies."
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"Oh, yeah! That's the font!"
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"Recognize!"
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"Fine, Ted, I... I recognize."
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"Hell, yeah!"
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"- Hell, yeah! - Hell, yeah!"
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"Hard to believe."
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"My whole life boils down to these four pages."
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"I wonder if anybody will remember me."
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"Come on, George."
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"there was this one homeless guy in our town."
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"We used to call him Mr. Longbeard-Stinkypants."
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"Anyway, every time we went out to dinner,"
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"my father would make us give him our leftovers."
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""He's just going to use"
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"those pork chops for drugs.""
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"My mom drank a lot."
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"The point is, a couple of months ago, I went home,"
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"It was Mr. Longbeard-Stinkypants."
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"Anyway, George, I promise you,"
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"Wow. It's kind of emotional in here. If you guys keep this up,"
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"Denise, a quick word."
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"Whatever. All the patients are stable,"
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"And if you touch me too much, God help me, I will head-butt you again."
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"I love you."
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"J.D.: And finally, George only had one fear left to tackle."
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"At the end..."
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"Is it going to hurt?"
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"No. We'll manage any pain you have."
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"Well, eventually it'll become harder for you to breathe,"
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"but you won't be gasping for air, you'll just feel more drowsy."
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"you'll just sort of go."
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"I'll just go?"
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"I like that."
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"The fear was gone, and all that remained was acceptance."
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"J.D.: And that's when Turk and I told George how we really felt."
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"Then why did you lie?"
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"There we are."
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"Everybody's scared."
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"Well, then what in hell do I have to hope for?"
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"I would just hope that my last thought was a good one."
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"- What, that's it? - That's it."
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"You thought that was deep? That was..."
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"That wasn't deep."
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"When Turk and I were in college, we were roommates."
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"Just our hands clasped so tight Waiting for the hint of the spark"
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"Of course."
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"At least not for us."
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"is that your last thought is a nice one."
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"Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs"
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"If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks"
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"Then I'll follow you into the dark"
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"That I die and leave my family and friends behind."
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"- Hopefully. - Dude."
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"I'm gonna have you stuffed."
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"I'm gonna keep her in the closet, though."
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"- All right, but don't tell her. - She don't need to know nothing."
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"Cut. We can't use that, come on."
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"- What the... - Dude, that's horrible."
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"For starters, I heard he smokes plants."
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"Still, I need you to connect with your patients, okay?"
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"and have the most bromantic night ever."
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"How come I don't know about that super-tight new greeting?"
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"Too slow."
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"- All clear. - J.D.: The dance was new."
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"I'm so sorry, could one of you change the I.V. In 103?"
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"George, what are you in for?"
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"but they're also places where people go to die."
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"And George was definitely going soon."
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"- No. - But honestly,"
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"What do the nurses think is gonna happen?"
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"Mmm."
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"I prefer appletinis, they make me feel fancy."
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"You, too."
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"Ted, three-part harmony."
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"I like golf."
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"I think I just saw the devil."
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"but he can't, because we're with a patient."
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"Hell, you don't even know me."
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"We were going to get him past his fear of dying."
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"So no family, huh?"
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"My wife died years ago."
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"At away games I wore spurs."
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"Oh, man."
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"I'm a man of faith, George."
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"I was totally wrong."
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"and there's this clean-shaven guy working in the pizzeria."
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"people are going to remember you the same way."
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"Thank you very much."
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"eventually you'll all get your periods on the same day, which is kind of cool."
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"Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and ban you from Mr. Valentine's room."
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"so I'm just going to go catch some z's in the on-call room."
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"I just can't get over the fact that one minute I'm here"
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"and the next, I'm not."
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"No blinding light or tunnels To gates of white"
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