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Clips from Scrubs - My Friend the Doctor (S03E03)

"Really? I'm 100% not interested."
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"Classic Nigel!"
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"I've been asking around and you're known as one of three people."
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"Or a simple, good-natured stutterer named Efram."
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"Am I the only one that knows the real you?"
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"- Or this. - Hey, Klaus."
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"Why is your Lake Titicaca not filled with boobs and poop?"
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"- What do you do? - I work at a hospital."
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"I'm a resident, which is like a student."
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"which I know still go on in Radiology, more of a student in the..."
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"That thing with Turk got me thinking."
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"I've ran codes before but there's always been someone to bail me out."
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"I've never had that one, defining, sink-or-swim moment. Have you?"
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"Yeah, but I didn't like make a big deal out of it."
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"and you didn't even know that it was Pancake Day in the cafeteria?"
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"- Get outta here! - The craziest thing..."
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"I'm serious, Nervous Guy. Get outta here."
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"Carla, come on."
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"Back injuries are for 80-year-olds named Norman with pants to here,"
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"nose hairs to here, who start every sentence with a very elegant..."
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"Oops! You dropped your badge."
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"The Fugitive. Would you sleep with Tommy Lee Jones or Harrison Ford?"
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"Harrison Ford hands down."
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"You were probably talking to Carla. I'm having such a gay day."
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"Day?"
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"This Janitor thing has thrown me for a loop..."
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"We should watch in Turk's room. He'll keep talking about the Janitor."
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"I won't, sweetie. Trust me."
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"What kind of freak spends all day pretending to be somebody else?"
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"Transit Unit 23. I got a possible sighting of Richard Kimble, northbound."
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"Kimble!"
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"but your cellulitis is resolving. You'll be out of the woods soon."
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"end up with the prettiest young doctor in the place?"
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"It's based on when your shift started and the last patient you've seen..."
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"Oh, yeah. Hello, sweet..."
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"Turns out, yes... Yes, we have."
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"Laying down in a big tub of ice?"
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"Sometimes the moment you've waited for comes at the most inopportune time."
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"You just have to hope that no one steals your thunder."
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"If they do, you'll just end up standing in the corner, watching."
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"Complete heart block."
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"Transcutaneous pads, atropine. Where's the cart?"
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"Elliot."
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"Dr Dorian, you can't imagine how grateful we are."
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"Who's the cool doc you call"
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"When you want to save your husband Paul?"
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"JD."
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"Oh, no, he didn't! Smelliot, what's the happy-hap?"
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"I was in a sex coma. How'd you sleep?"
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"Oh, and Perry, I know I asked you to be more sensitive when we do it,"
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"I mean, to actually cry during sex, what's that about?"
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"You haven't heard that before?"
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"He can call you Smelliot but I can't call you Vagina-face?"
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"- You stole my moment. - This is about saving lives."
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"We both know what this is about."
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"From the second I started dating Sean, you weren't happy."
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"...you're just acting like you have."
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"OK. Prepare for a storm-off."
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"The night we got engaged, you said you couldn't wait to have kids."
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"So I should just disregard everything you say when I'm naked?"
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"You know that's not actually a bad idea. We can call it the naked rule."
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"It should apply retroactively"
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"You're pathetic."
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"How's about we skip the insults and you do something helpful like..."
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"- You're an actor. - You're a fireman."
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"I saw you in The Fugitive."
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"It's a little more glamorous."
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"Hey, champ. There's some vomit on the back steps with your name on it."
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"That's my cue. Action!"
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"I thought you were the best damn doctor in this hospital?"
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"Why couldn't my father be more like you?"
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"If I had a dollar when I got depressed and my dad didn't make me feel better..."
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"By the end of junior high I had $170 and then got mugged and lost it all."
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"By the end of that night, I was back up to a dollar."
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"Why don't you tell me what's really upsetting you?"
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"She says I beat her to that code because I have feelings for her."
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"I don't think about her that way."
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"You can't not think about her that way."
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"That's what's up."
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"Kissing her each time except the third time you were black?"
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"Let me do it... OK."
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"- Why are you fighting it? - I'm not. I'm not fighting anything."
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"you take Propecia because you like the way it tastes?"
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"The other day, I found a grey hair in my happy trail."
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"- It is indeed. - So you have a grey happy trail."
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"I'm gonna be one of those weird old guys who brings my son to the park"
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"where everybody is like, "Is he the dad? Is he the granddad?""
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"why is he pushing a traffic cone on the swing"
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"while his five-year-old boy is in the mud crying?""
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""Is he taunting the little boy? No.""
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""He can't even see the little boy. And now look,"
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"he's putting the traffic cone in the minivan and driving away,"
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"and watches Finding Nemo on DVD.""
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"For what it's worth, instead of marrying a long time ago, I'm marrying a guy"
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"who probably won't be ready to have kids for another ten years."
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"That'll make me like thirty..."
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"But you know what?"
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"It's OK. Because I couldn't handle marriage until now."
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"Do you think that my son will like me?"
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"It's perfect. It's simple, it's elegant, and it'll hide her turkey neck."
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"Start a central line. Detach and get the crash cart."
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"- Have we established an airway? - It's obstructed."
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"... there are still no guarantees."
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"and though things didn't work out, it'd explain why you're the way you are,"
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"and make you human."
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"Instead, it turns out you're nothing more than a jerk"
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"who likes to mess with people for no reason."
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"Kimble!"
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"You tell anybody, I'll kill you."
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"Good night, Efram."
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"Some people hide from who they really are."
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"Baby, Todd and I are going to the arcade."
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"I'm going to get some quarters out your purse."
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"Others eventually accept who they are."
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"Sure. Let's get your big Irish ass to your car"
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"What about getting pregnant right after the wedding?"
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"Stall him!"
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"Especially when a patient needs emergency surgery."
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"Where's Dr Wen? This patient's ready to go."
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"Not as in dorm rooms, pizza runs and crazy drunken parties,"
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