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Clips from Please Like Me - Rhubarb and Custard (S01E01)

"Mum! Fuck! Fuck!"
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"(BEEP!) Josh! Geoffrey's in your room."
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"WOMAN: Josh? Lovey, I need some help."
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"Tom, I think I need you to drive me to the hospital."
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"- What? - I need you to drive me to the hospital!"
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"- Which hospital? - I don't know! Just get in the car!"
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"What the hell happened last night?"
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"You've never left this much time"
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"between something happening and you telling me."
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"My mum took quite a bit of Panadol and drunk half a bottle of Baileys."
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"- Baileys? - Yep."
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"I... just don't know."
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"Guess what else."
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"You made out with Geoffrey."
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"I can never really trust when someone that good-looking is into me."
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"Do you know what I mean? I just don't get it."
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"At least if they're mediocre-looking,"
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"But when they're that pretty, I'm just like, "Oh!""
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"Claire is quite good-looking."
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"I really don't think she was that good-looking when we got together."
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"Puberty did well with her."
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"because you're all, like, emotionally stunted, yeah?"
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"Yeah."
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"And we're just ignoring the fact that Geoffrey's a man?"
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"because I cut myself shaving,"
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"and then I bled actual blood into his actual mouth."
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"Ugh."
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"Are you sure you don't have feelings"
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"you want to share with me in some kind of talk?"
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"Nope."
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"No."
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"Josh."
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"Hi, Dad."
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"I'm just gonna grab a seat."
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"- Do you know what happened? - Yeah."
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"- That Mum took a box of Panadol? - Yeah, you told me on the phone."
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"- And drank half a bottle of Baileys? - Yes, Dad. I know what happened."
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"- Did you get a park ok? - Yes."
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"Why would she want to do that I... I don't know."
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"It's probably my fault."
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"Look, it... it might be your fault, but I... I doubt it's your fault."
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"Did you tell her that I have a girlfriend?"
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"You've been divorced for a while. I don't think that really matters."
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"But no. I... I didn't..."
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"- Oh! Why? - What?"
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"Oh, it's nothing. It's just, uh... we broke up yesterday."
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"- It's fine. - Sorry, mate. I didn't know."
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"No, it's fine."
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"- Why'd she break up with you? - I... I don't know."
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"- She just wasn't happy with you? - I guess not."
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"Oh."
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"Mum doesn't know I'm here."
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"OK."
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"Do you think she'd be uncomfortable if she knew I was here?"
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"Hi."
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"How's it going?"
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"Hi, lovey."
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"How's Claire?"
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"She's alright."
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"(RETCHES)"
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"(GROANS)"
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"I'm sorry, lovey."
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"Hello."
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"- Rose, is it? - Mm-hm."
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"- You still vomiting? - Yeah, a little."
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"Got a headache at all?"
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"A headache?"
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"She took quite a bit of Panadol."
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"No headache?"
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"If you get a headache in the next few weeks,"
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"I really think we should be calling their customer complaint line."
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"then I can move on to the other patients."
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"So do you think you could step outside for a moment?"
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"What? No."
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"This is my mum."
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"Ok, well, can you just... shush"
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"Yeah. I can shush."
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"Perhaps you could pop out and get your mum a Turkish Delight, Josh."
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"Alright."
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"Claire! Hi."
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"Sorry about your mum."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Yeah. No, yeah. Sure."
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"Ok. I just..."
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"I thought that meant that I wouldn't be seeing you so much."
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"Do you know what I mean? But I can... see... you."
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"Yeah, but, uh, we said that we were gonna be friends."
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"So I'm just here trying to be friendly."
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"- That's all. - Ok."
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"I just thought maybe you were just, like, saying it..."
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"that to sort of soften the blow."
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"Are you saying you don't want to be friends?"
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"Yeah, I want to. I just..."
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"- I made out with a boy. - I know."
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"- A male boy. - I know, yeah."
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"Ok."
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"I don't understand it. Why would you do it on the same day that we break up?"
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"he was just there. Do you know what I mean?"
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"He was really very... there."
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"Is... is that what you think of me?"
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"- I was just... there... - No! Come on. You're being silly."
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"No, obviously, you were there. You know, that's good. That's helpful."
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"For you to be there. It's completely necessary, even."
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"But you weren't just... Anyway. I don't know."
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"I feel like you didn't even really enjoy having sex with me."
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"I guess."
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"Yes."
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"- No, you didn't. You're such a liar. - Yes to the question."
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"Mmm-mmm!"
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"I don't know why you wouldn't just tell me."
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"to get out of this conversation, by the way."
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"I understand Rose lives alone."
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"In a situation like this, we can't release the patient"
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"unless she has people around to keep an eye on her."
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"Well, I can't move back in with her. Can I? We're divorced."
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"I don't know your personal situation, but, no, that doesn't sound ideal."
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"Does this mean I'm gonna have to move back in with her?"
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"Well, no, in a circumstance like this,"
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