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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts (S03E03)

"to start mixing with higher-level persons."
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"So, you're leaving, just like that?!"
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"What about our wedding?"
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"Lola, you're a wonderful girl, and although you have many,"
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"many faults, I'm quite sure you can hook in a new man"
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"before he discovers them."
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"Oh, no man will want me now!"
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"Oh, there, there."
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"Someone might."
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"Maybe there's a fetish for that."
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"Oh!"
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"Goodbye, Lola."
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"And goodbye, Childrens Hospital."
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"Now, Laser Hospital is a 50-story tower in the center"
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"and dick belt replacements."
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"You're seven seconds late, Dr. Maestro."
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"Well, I'm awful sorry about that, sir, but there was an accident"
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"on the freeway, and, luckily, I was there to save a young girl's life."
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"Well, regardless, as per hospital policy, you get a punch in the gut."
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"Swipe it every morning when you get to work and then every hour"
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"upon the hour throughout the day and then again in the middle of the night."
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"Well, I'm off to sample some sample drugs."
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"Hey, Maestro, what say you and me grab a drink later, all right, loser?"
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"It's the fruit punch social tonight."
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"Time to get ready so we can meet us some gents."
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"I'm gonna wear the shortest skirt my mom will allow."
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"I have to go through all of Sy's budgets and erase all the poop stains."
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"And my days of romance are long gone."
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"Let's go!"
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"Hey, Maestro! Come join us!"
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"I wish that wherever Owen is, he's happy."
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"I wish that Lola finds true love again, that Sy regains his sanity,"
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"and that Cat finally finds peace."
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"And as for me, well... I have a wish."
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"But my wish is only a fantasy."
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"Does this thing come off? I like it."
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"That would be rad."
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"You have to eat some real food, Sy."
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"Now, toothpaste and darts is not a meal."
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"We need to end this once and for all."
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"Sy, your days at Childrens Hospital are over. Go home!"
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"Oh. Okay."
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"But first could you show me to Liz Taylor's dressing room?"
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"I'd like to smooch her up goodbye."
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"Va-va-voom."
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"- Meanwhile, over at Laser Hospital... - Here you go, kid."
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"Have a lollipop -- best medicine I know."
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"You know what?"
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"I'm starting to feel better already."
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"Dr. Maestro!"
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"Save the bedside manner for the prostitutes,"
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"which the hospital does provide to you at a discount if you do meet your revenue quotas."
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"- Well -- - Fine! Good to hear it."
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"And just to make sure that you know that I'm serious, I'm gonna punch you in the gut."
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"Oof!"
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"Time passed -- Three long days, to be exact."
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"Two days is nothing, but three?"
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"Well, that changes a body."
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"I wonder how Sy is doing ever since he was forced"
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"to retire those many three days ago."
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"I wonder where he is right... now!"
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"Oh, my God! It's Sy!"
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"Oh, what's a-matter, you? Ah, shut up your face!"
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"I think it's more like a textbook case of not being needed."
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"Poor Sy. Maybe we shouldn't have shot him."
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"Well, what a shame."
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"Owen! You're back!"
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"What's your name, sir?"
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"How about a lollipop, Tobey?"
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"Who's Tobey?"
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"Hey, wait a minute!"
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"What's going on? Where am I?"
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"The old Sy! Oh, he's cured!"
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"You know, I learned something when I was at Laser Hospital."
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"who made the suit you're wearing -- Armani."
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"But enough of my babbling on."
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"We've got a wedding to plan."
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"Mazel tov! Mazel tov!"
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"And Chief never did end up fulfilling her dream of a three-way with"
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"those two bisexual dancers, but maybe one day she will."
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"That was a great story, Grandpa Owen."
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"Wait."
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"Owen?"
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"No, no, no. I was one of the black bisexual dancers."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Wow. So many questions."
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"Well, like I said, sweetie, that's a story for a different time."
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"- Oof! - Now, here's your I.D. card."
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"Tobey Maguire."
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"I'm looking for a Dr. Owen Maestro."
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"Meanwhile, in the big city, Owen hits the town with his new friends."
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"I represent the largest healthcare facility in the big city: Laser Hospital."
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"She appears confident, but inside she longs to be able to dance."
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"Are we clear?"
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