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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Beach House (S02E02)

"You're taking care of me."
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"Six-drink Amy is your friend."
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"And... and she's gonna be very sick right now."
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"I'm not a child. I don't need a bubble bath."
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"So listen."
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"Before you say anything, I want to say I'm sorry."
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"You're sorry?"
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"for all the joshing around I'd missed,"
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"and normally we get really drunk"
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"But not impossible."
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"And joining us is a very special contestant,"
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"Captain Ray Holt himself."
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"impractical.""
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"It was real!"
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"Oh, do another one. Do another one."
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"And I meant it!"
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"Not a doctor. Shh."
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"Captain Holt has no pants on."
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"He has no pants on, is what."
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"Here are the facts:"
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"Captain Holt walked past us holding a hot bowl of soup."
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"Ouch!"
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"Then at 12:07,"
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"he called Gina into his office."
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"She entered, holding nothing."
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"One minute later, she left holding an opaque bag."
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"He's in his undies."
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"That evidence is circumstantial."
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"Oh, so you guys want visual confirmation?"
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"- No. - Not really."
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"I just need you to sign something at my desk real quick."
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"Just leave it on the couch."
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"- Dismissed. - Okay."
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"Yo-Yo Ma is in the precinct,"
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"and he's giving out autographs."
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"Yo-Yo Ma is on tour in Australia right now."
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"How would you know that?"
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"I'm gonna die!"
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"- I got you, Jake! - No, no."
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"Stop. I swallowed it."
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"I swallowed it. It's fine."
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"Hey, hey."
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"since you spilled yours earlier,"
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"so, yes, I spilled some minestrone on my pants,"
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"and I'm sitting in my underwear."
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"Yes."
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"Ah."
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"Sir, I need you to sign off on..."
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"look at us, just three people with pants on"
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"having a normal conversation."
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"In my hands, I hold the driving directions"
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"to this year's detectives-only getaway."
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"Give it a cool name, Jake."
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"Dog Party '15."
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"Big shout-out to Charles Boyle"
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"for hosting us at his beach house this year."
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"I get it for December through February."
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"Yeah, that's not really catching on."
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"- Aw. - As always, there will be no spouses,"
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"no bosses, no work..."
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"No bedtimes,"
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"All right, Santiago's feeling rowdy."
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"Who else is feeling it?"
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"I can't wait."
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"This weekend, I am Vacation Terry."
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"No kids, no responsibilities."
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"I'm just a balloon floating in the great blue sky,"
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"and I am untethered."
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"And just to clarify,"
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"All right, anyone else have questions?"
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"Hitchcock, Scully, you've been weirdly silent."
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"We didn't want to say anything"
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"that would get us uninvited."
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"Smart. All right, get pumped, people."
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"Six-drink Amy? What does that mean?"
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"It's the pinnacle of the Santiago drunkenness scale."
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"Wait. What?"
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"Two drinks: Loud Amy."
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"Three drinks:"
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"Amy dance pants."
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"Four-drink Amy is a bit of a pervert."
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"Maybe she's the one I could actually be friends with,"
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"aka my sasquatch."
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"Hey, there, beautiful."
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"for some sweet long-distance texting."
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"Thanks. What do I owe you?"
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"All you got to say is thank you."
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"I'll text you."
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"Can't wait."
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"I love it."
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"Say "boo" again, I will shoot you in the stomach."
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"Fine. "Lover boy" it is."
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"- What did I just say? - You said..."
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"Peralta, I thought you already left."
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"Also, I wanted to thank you again"
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"for giving us this half day."
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"Yes, of course."
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"I understand how important these extravaganzas are."
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"I'm sure you'll have a hoot."
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"pale in comparison to the hoots that you had"
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"back in the day."
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"I bet things got supes hoots."
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"Actually, I wasn't privy to those events."
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"As a gay black detective,"
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"You guys off to play some golf?"
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"Yeah. You want to caddy?"
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"No, I do not."
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"Yeah."
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"Golf sucks."
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"I've always wanted to Josh around with my peers."
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"So you've never joshed around with anyone?"
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"Never."
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"But go have fun with the squad."
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"Welcome to château boy-Al."
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"Eleanor told me to keep the place clean,"
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"but I don't care."
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"You call your ex-wife mommy?"
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"Not consciously."
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"You brought pineapple?"
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"Wait. Are we having..."
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