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Clips from Seinfeld - The Diplomat's Club (S06E06)

"- Twirl. - Whatever, I don't do it."
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"Tuesday? I can't do Tuesday. Steinbrenner needs me-"
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"...is you're a guy. Because now you have to get out..."
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"Oh, my God. Yes, you close with the swirl."
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"Alrighty."
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"Plant yourself there. You will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard."
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"Then what is it?"
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"Oh, Johnson rod? Yeah, well, better put one of those on."
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"Now the end is kind of an option. I use the swirl."
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"I'm working on one of you, George. I'm using ravioli."
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"Have you ever met a proctologist?"
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"I'm gonna think about it. Okay, bye."
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"I feel vigorous."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Me either."
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"Where have you been? You were supposed to fix the stove."
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"...and pretend like you know what you're doing."
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"How are you?"
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"Yeah, but it's like another comedian stealing my material."
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"All right, all right. Here."
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"Sorry."
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"- Can I help you? - Yeah, Dr. Cosmo Kramer. Proctology."
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"- Okay. Sure, doctor. - Thanks. Have a good day."
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"By the way, you need a new Johnson rod in here."
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"Don't upset me. I can't cry!"
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"Kramer made a pass at you? You're crazy."
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"I'm not crazy. He stopped short and made a grab."
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"I'm gonna kill him."
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"- I don't know, why? - I'm looking for him, that's why."
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"I told everybody about it. Everybody knows..."
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