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Clips from Dumb & Dumber (1994)

"Life's a fragile thing, Har."
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"You heard him. Those were his last words."
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"Not if you count the gurgling sound."
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"Waitress says he came in with a couple of younger guys."
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"They yours?"
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"Oh, man, you gotta be shitting me."
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"If it ain't my old friend."
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"You're right on time."
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"Sure. You know, I'm heading up to Aspen myself."
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"You seem harmless."
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"I'm gonna give you my number."
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"...905... Wait a minute, that's my old number."
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"For God's sakes just give me the damn number!"
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"Find a happy place."
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"Hey, Harry, I got some beef jerk..."
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"Harry!"
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"Where did you find that?"
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"Traded the van for it, straight up."
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"...just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber..."
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"I got... I gotta stop and go to the bathroom."
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"Isn't this incredible?"
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"Yeah."
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"Good plan. Where does she live?"
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"Uh..."
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"Swim, Swamie, Slippy..."
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"- I know what I'm gonna do. - What are you doing?"
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"I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago."
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"Look. Look."
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"We borrow a few bucks, just a small loan, from the briefcase..."
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"- Yeah. - What's on next?"
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"I don't know. Let me look it up."
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"- Annual. - ...annual meeting of..."
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"T... T... Tehe... Teh..."
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"- ...inter... - It's a big one."
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"- There you go. - Thank you, sir."
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"Okay, time out. Whatever."
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"Excuse me, gentlemen. This is a $500-a-plate dinner. Good night."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Come on. Let's go get bowls of loudmouth soup."
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"The Aspen Preservation Society is the world's foremost defender..."
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"...of 23 endangered species."
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"Could I have some pistachios, please?"
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"...I just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling..."
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"- That's a special feeling, Lloyd. Yeah. - Oh, yeah?"
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"What are you waiting for? Get over there and talk to her."
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"Wait, I have an idea."
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"I'm gonna hang by the bar..."
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"Okay."
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"Nice set of hooters you got there."
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"...but now my main area of expertise is canines."
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"Thanks."
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"I love dogs too."
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"Yeah, we called it a bullshit."
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"This is my stepmother, Helen."
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"Really. And so does Mary. It's hysterical."
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"- Really? - Oh, yes."
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"Yeah, well, you are."
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"...and this may be your last chance. She never gets a chance to get out."
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"Well, what do you say, Mr. Dunne? Are you available?"
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"How come you didn't bring her over?"
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"- You're kissing me, Lloyd... - I love you."
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"Oh, God."
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"You have just earned yourself a seat at the head table, pal."
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"Mary Christmas."
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"I mean, you know. Who knows?"
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"Till the mountains fall into the sea, till the heavens collide..."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"I just thought when, you know, you'd be off making your love connection..."
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"No, these aren't tights, Lloyd."
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"You're right. I can't go out dressed like this."
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"Ma'am."
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"You're a little early. We don't open for about 45 minutes."
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"I'm meeting someone here."
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"Yes, yes, I've had a wonderful time so far. Thank you."
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"There's been some family problems..."
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"Harry?"
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"You wouldn't happen to have a cup of warm water, would you?"
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"She's running late, huh?"
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"This one's on me."
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"My God."
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"Oh, no. Listen, this is silly."
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"- No. - Come on. Go."
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"Then do you know what the klutz did?"
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"I'm gonna tell you. He came home one night dead drunk..."
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"Yeah?"
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"You wouldn't happen to know a Mary Swanson, would you?"
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"- What's that supposed to mean? - She has dinner."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, her family has the big place up on Alpine Drive."
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"Alpine Drive?"
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"Oh, it was..."
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"Well, no. I got a few things to take care of first."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"She must have meant 10:00 at night."
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"Such hell, for nothing."
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"Ten in the morning."
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"Because you're a regular guy."
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"One half-teaspoon for fast, effective relief."
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"...the matchmaker."
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"Get out of here. I'm... I've..."
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"No, I was just shaving."
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"Tomorrow on A Current Affair..."
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"Who are these sick people?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"I drove you to the airport last week."
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"Harry, what are you doing in there?"
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"Uh... Uh... I'm just... I'm cleaning my teeth."
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"Come here."
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"I won."
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"...and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Please..."
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"I thought I heard you talking to someone."
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"...I like you, Mary."
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"...and I wanna ask you a question, straight out, flat out..."
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"...and I want you to give me the honest answer."
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"I came a long way just to see you, Mary. Just..."
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"Yeah!"
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"I read you."
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"Nicholas. What are you doing here?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Hey, Harry. You never called."
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