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Clips from Kingdom - Eat Your Own Cooking (S01E01)

Short Films 2001 Season 1, Episode 5 6 min ★ 5.1/10 (15 ratings) 787 clips
Short Animation

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Smurf's icing me out.
"Smurf's icing me out."
Kingdom
This is unacceptable. I can't have you sleeping here.
"This is unacceptable. I can't have you sleeping here."
Kingdom
Don't ever lie to me again.
"Don't ever lie to me again."
Kingdom
Right on, bitches!
"Right on, bitches!"
Kingdom
Yeah! You see that?
"Yeah! You see that?"
Kingdom
Hell, yeah!
"Hell, yeah!"
Kingdom
Can't answer your phone?
"Can't answer your phone?"
Kingdom
Running the small jobs on the side... it ain't worth the risk.
"Running the small jobs on the side... it ain't worth the risk."
Kingdom
What?
"What?"
Kingdom
I don't know.
"I don't know."
Kingdom
San Diego's better if we want to hit a cargo yard.
"San Diego's better if we want to hit a cargo yard."
Kingdom
Um, I'll get some license plates,
"Um, I'll get some license plates,"
Kingdom
How about that CVS warehouse in Vista?
"How about that CVS warehouse in Vista?"
Kingdom
Really? That's your big idea?
"Really? That's your big idea?"
Kingdom
You in a giant pharmacy?
"You in a giant pharmacy?"
Kingdom
Because I don't think he's ready.
"Because I don't think he's ready."
Kingdom
What?
"What?"
Kingdom
My name's Paul Belmont. I'm Nicky's father.
"My name's Paul Belmont. I'm Nicky's father."
Kingdom
I'm Janine Cody, J's grandma.
"I'm Janine Cody, J's grandma."
Kingdom
Nicky stormed out of the house yesterday,
"Nicky stormed out of the house yesterday,"
Kingdom
So, when my wife called this morning,
"So, when my wife called this morning,"
Kingdom
But I never thought you didn't know.
"But I never thought you didn't know."
Kingdom
We're not comfortable with our 16-year-old
"We're not comfortable with our 16-year-old"
Kingdom
I'm so sorry, Paul.
"I'm so sorry, Paul."
Kingdom
We need to exchange phone numbers so we can stay in touch.
"We need to exchange phone numbers so we can stay in touch."
Kingdom
Mm-hmm.
"Mm-hmm."
Kingdom
Why?
"Why?"
Kingdom
Enjoy the in-laws, suckers.
"Enjoy the in-laws, suckers."
Kingdom
I'm out!
"I'm out!"
Kingdom
Don't even think about it.
"Don't even think about it."
Kingdom
But come at him gently, okay?
"But come at him gently, okay?"
Kingdom
Let me go get you his keys.
"Let me go get you his keys."
Kingdom
You realize this is just about
"You realize this is just about"
Kingdom
Hey, are we cool?
"Hey, are we cool?"
Kingdom
Hey, man.
"Hey, man."
Kingdom
My uncle owns it.
"My uncle owns it."
Kingdom
Is that fun, ripping off tourists?
"Is that fun, ripping off tourists?"
Kingdom
I don't know... hauling them out
"I don't know... hauling them out"
Kingdom
when they're hoping for Bluefin or Halibut.
"when they're hoping for Bluefin or Halibut."
Kingdom
What, once, twice a year when there's an El Niño?
"What, once, twice a year when there's an El Niño?"
Kingdom
not that he did a tour in Baghdad.
"not that he did a tour in Baghdad."
Kingdom
Like when you used to sleep over,
"Like when you used to sleep over,"
Kingdom
What?
"What?"
Kingdom
- Oh. - Oh.
"- Oh. - Oh."
Kingdom
There's talk about the black hole that Baghdad's become.
"There's talk about the black hole that Baghdad's become."
Kingdom
But I got to tell you... it's amazing to hear it firsthand.
"But I got to tell you... it's amazing to hear it firsthand."
Kingdom
Forgive me.
"Forgive me."
Kingdom
Jack, come on. Watch your manners.
"Jack, come on. Watch your manners."
Kingdom
- Okay. - Would you like some help?
"- Okay. - Would you like some help?"
Kingdom
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Kingdom
- Oh, you a car guy. - Mm. Used to be.
"- Oh, you a car guy. - Mm. Used to be."
Kingdom
I'll keep a close eye on Nicky and have her home by 10:00.
"I'll keep a close eye on Nicky and have her home by 10:00."
Kingdom
Go ahead.
"Go ahead."
Kingdom
So, you wanted to be in the Navy as a child?
"So, you wanted to be in the Navy as a child?"
Kingdom
- What? - That's stretching it a bit.
"- What? - That's stretching it a bit."
Kingdom
He's acting out. He probably just needs a minute.
"He's acting out. He probably just needs a minute."
Kingdom
Deran or the fact that Pope's taking care of it?
"Deran or the fact that Pope's taking care of it?"
Kingdom
I'm glad you made it. Come on.
"I'm glad you made it. Come on."
Kingdom
I want to show you something.
"I want to show you something."
Kingdom
It's like whatever he did, whatever he had to do,
"It's like whatever he did, whatever he had to do,"
Kingdom
It's like the neoprene can't contain her, you know?
"It's like the neoprene can't contain her, you know?"
Kingdom
some animating force
"some animating force"
Kingdom
Sorry.
"Sorry."
Kingdom
And this one is really not like that.
"And this one is really not like that."
Kingdom
I'm just messing with you.
"I'm just messing with you."
Kingdom
I'll fix your window, all right?
"I'll fix your window, all right?"
Kingdom
Yeah, like I give a shit.
"Yeah, like I give a shit."
Kingdom
No. What's there to say?
"No. What's there to say?"
Kingdom
No, not guys.
"No, not guys."
Kingdom
This isn't about Smurf.
"This isn't about Smurf."
Kingdom
Really?
"Really?"
Kingdom
Then go tell her.
"Then go tell her."
Kingdom
Well, thanks for tonight.
"Well, thanks for tonight."
Kingdom
Yeah. Four.
"Yeah. Four."
Kingdom
Pope?
"Pope?"
Kingdom
I'm not sure why.
"I'm not sure why."
Kingdom
Yeah. Sure.
"Yeah. Sure."
Kingdom
You scared me, man.
"You scared me, man."
Kingdom
Have you seen Deran?
"Have you seen Deran?"
Kingdom
You try his place?
"You try his place?"
Kingdom
So, what happened?
"So, what happened?"
Kingdom
Sure, I have.
"Sure, I have."
Kingdom
You are not the only man I share a bed with.
"You are not the only man I share a bed with."
Kingdom
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who else you sharing a bed with?
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who else you sharing a bed with?"
Kingdom
How's Cath?
"How's Cath?"
Kingdom
Where does she think you are right now?
"Where does she think you are right now?"
Kingdom
Smurf's.
"Smurf's."
Kingdom
Is that your problem?
"Is that your problem?"
Kingdom
But I need to start coming up with jobs I want to run.
"But I need to start coming up with jobs I want to run."
Kingdom
So, what? New girl?
"So, what? New girl?"
Kingdom
That's all.
"That's all."
Kingdom
Yeah, it was okay.
"Yeah, it was okay."
Kingdom
Would you stop by the building on Carillo
"Would you stop by the building on Carillo"
Kingdom
Great. They're in the lock box.
"Great. They're in the lock box."
Kingdom
so you're gonna have to knock on the door.
"so you're gonna have to knock on the door."
Kingdom
Don't let your dish sponges get so filthy, man.
"Don't let your dish sponges get so filthy, man."
Kingdom
No, man. It's just...
"No, man. It's just..."
Kingdom
It's Smurf.
"It's Smurf."
Kingdom
What are you saying?
"What are you saying?"
Kingdom
I'm saying if you do something and you don't ask me why...
"I'm saying if you do something and you don't ask me why..."
Kingdom
This is it. That's where he works.
"This is it. That's where he works."
Kingdom
Wait here.
"Wait here."
Kingdom
Trust me.
"Trust me."
Kingdom
What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
Kingdom
and then you're gonna run down the street screaming, okay?
"and then you're gonna run down the street screaming, okay?"
Kingdom
It was hilarious.
"It was hilarious."
Kingdom
Good eye. That's one of my faves.
"Good eye. That's one of my faves."
Kingdom
I'm Lila.
"I'm Lila."
Kingdom
Oh, wow. You're the photographer.
"Oh, wow. You're the photographer."
Kingdom
- Yeah. - Hi. I'm Diane.
"- Yeah. - Hi. I'm Diane."
Kingdom
it's been ages, but I think I knew this guy.
"it's been ages, but I think I knew this guy."
Kingdom
- Yeah? - Yeah.
"- Yeah? - Yeah."
Kingdom
Oh, no. I'm sorry.
"Oh, no. I'm sorry."
Kingdom
And many of my subjects have,
"And many of my subjects have,"
Kingdom
Just the rent.
"Just the rent."
Kingdom
Don't be an idiot, kid.
"Don't be an idiot, kid."
Kingdom
If you don't give me the rent, I'm gonna have to tell Smurf.
"If you don't give me the rent, I'm gonna have to tell Smurf."
Kingdom
I asked you nicely.
"I asked you nicely."
Kingdom
I'm sure he did have to run an errand for Smurf.
"I'm sure he did have to run an errand for Smurf."
Kingdom
Tends to work that way around here.
"Tends to work that way around here."
Kingdom