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Clips from F is for Family - Night Shift (S02E02)

"Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!"
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"Now, go put on your crotchless apron, turn on Scooby Doo,"
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"We want Corey! We want Corey! We want Corey!"
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"For the last time, I ain't playing this record."
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"Fuck you! I paid your station a boatload of money to play his song."
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"- That's your fucking problem! - Calm down. Calm down."
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"Uncle Vic's here to throw a little "nice" on the fire."
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"Your DJ is disrespecting my artist."
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"Duane Allman is an artist."
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"Nobody fell out of anybody's yow-yow."
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"Hank, you and me are gonna have a little rap session."
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"but things are tight, and I need you to play ball."
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"Oh, fuck your reputation! Play the fucking record!"
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"How about I fuck your mother, you fucking hippie? How about that?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"I don't do stress well."
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"Hank, my man, you care about the purity of music, as do I,"
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"The only way to make it less painful for us"
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"Let's do it!"
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"and I've got the righteous teen sensation you've been waiting to see."
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"I hate myself!"
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"♪ All I wanna do is play ♪"
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"♪ It's a puppy dog cotton candy day ♪"
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"Can you believe that shit? He bribed him with drugs."
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"They're compromising the integrity of the music business!"
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"There's no beauty in this world."
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"♪ Come and get your love now ♪"
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"Police are searching for a Rustland City woman"
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"who's been missing since last week."
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"Her disappearance was reported by her distraught pimp,"
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"What's a pimp?"
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"We don't want any!"
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"You ready for your first night in the vending machine business?"
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"I would've killed myself, but I don't want to haunt my own house."
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"Well, you're better off there than down here."
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"All hands on deck! This is not a drill! We are being invaded!"
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"Scoop, these are all friendly planes. They're supposed to land here."
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"Again, this is an airport. Now, give me the flare gun."
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"I better let you go, Frank. Good luck tonight."
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"Smokey said he's coming over to pick you up at 6:00."
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"What? I thought I was gonna meet him at the warehouse."
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"- You got a problem with that? - No, no, it's just..."
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"Damn it!"
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"Just don't make me look bad."
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"Oh, great!"
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"Come and get your slop!"
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"Why can't Mom make dinner?"
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"No one's out there marching for old Frank Murphy!"
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"He just watches the sands of his miserable life gather at his feet,"
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"while his wife, the "modern woman""
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"There's my worker bee!"
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"So, the pressure's on my bosses to invent a new product to save the company."
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"Oh, boy, those clowns are quick with the insults,"
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"Slow down, Frank."
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"This isn't prison."
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"Look, I'm sorry I got to leave so early."
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"Watch it."
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"Lies."
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"No, no, no, no. Let him go. Let him go."
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"It's just some wizard slang nobody understands."
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"you need to dry it too, with paper towels."
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"Oh, I get it. Say what you really mean, Sue!"
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"You're embarrassed of my new job."
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"Why don't you just get a bumper sticker for your car,"
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""Ask me about my loser husband's shit job"?"
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"I don't feel like that! But is that how you feel?"
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"Don't you put my own words in my mouth! You think it's beneath me!"
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"Honey, I'm proud of you!"
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"We need the money, no matter..."
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"Yeah, I'll be stocking vending machines at night for $1.60 an hour"
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"if I'm lucky enough to even get the job!"
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"eating government cheese."
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"Which house is Frank Murphy at?"
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"Oh, shit."
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"That looks like that ice cream truck that made the news"
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"Hey, you're black."
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"I work with a guy who knows Hank Aaron's niece."
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"Okay, show's over. Nothing to see here."
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"Did somebody get shot? I saw a black guy in a truck!"
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"Nobody got shot, Babe! Go back inside, you fucking busybodies!"
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"Hi, Smokey, I'm Frank."
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"Now grab a crate and try not to fall out."
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"That one creepy-ass motherfucker."
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"♪ But it couldn't hide His weathered soul ♪"
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"Oh, I think I hear the sound of a thousand panties dropping at once."
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"We're never gonna get chicks."
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"What about Haircut Girl?"
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"She doesn't exist! It's a lie, just like everything else!"
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"Let's face it, we'll never get our music heard."
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"You saw that bullshit at the mall."
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"The only way to make it is to bribe DJs with cocaine."
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"then let's get some and give it to that DJ."
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"I know where to get drugs, and we can borrow my mom's car."
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"The other day, I told her I was 16, and she totally bought it."
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"- Dada? - This calls for something special."
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"Oregon Gold..."
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"Maybe if you didn't cut class, you'd know how to rearrange a face!"
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"I will not turn into my father."
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"That was Little Blind Peg Leg Ernie"
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"with "I Don't Need Your Damn Help.""
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"- No, it's just, that... - I know what you thinking."
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"Don't worry, Smokey. I can do this. I used to run an airport."
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"but remember, you do the job right, you're hired."
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"You don't, you and that weird-ass neighbor can stay home and fuck each other!"
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"Not the fruit cakes, the fruit pies."
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"Don't improvise. This ain't jazz, motherfucker!"
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"Check the change for slugs."
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"They're the queen bitch of the whole operation."
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"You got to be careful when you're loading them. Pay attention."
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"Like this?"
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"Maybe you can leave doors open in your neighborhood, but not around here."
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"Sorry. Sorry."
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"Don't you get three strikes?"
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"Not in American Legion co-ed softball, only league I recognize!"
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"Now watch and learn. Shove it, slam it, twist the lock."
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"Why can't the key just be on the key ring?"
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"Because, the rhyme came first, system came later."
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"All right, I landed on Colt."
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"Go to the San Cortez Regional Correctional Institute for kids!"
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"You just smacked a broad."
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