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Clips from Night Court - Some Like It Hot (S01E01)

"Women just don't understand power consumption, do they?"
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"- I'm gonna put this over here, okay? - Quietly, please."
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"...but have Mr. Korolenko wait in the holding pen."
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"- Holding pen? - It's like a little jail."
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"- Jail? No! - Bull."
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"- No jail! No! - Okay. Come on, you."
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"Hey, put a lid on it, will you?"
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"- Cool it! - Bull, he does not speak English."
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"Listen, you. I am gonna take you in there..."
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"Oh, no!"
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"That poor man. He's so terrified."
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"Remember that he comes from a system..."
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"...where anyone can be arrested on the street..."
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"...and, without valid explanation, be put behind bars..."
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"...for an indefinite amount of time without a trial."
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"Kind of like we just did."
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"Mr. Korolenko!"
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"- No! - Yakov!"
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"- Yakov. - Harry, be careful."
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"I know things seem desperate right now, but believe me, it's not that bad."
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"Don't do anything foolish."
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"Okay. Don't do anything else foolish."
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"All right. Yakov, take it easy. Everyone, take it easy."
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"We can work this thing out. There is no danger here."
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"No danger? Don't make me laugh. This whole building's like a tinder box."
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"...and boom, we're history."
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"Please!"
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"See any film on the Hindenburg?"
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"Art, not now!"
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"Yakov, relax. Take it easy."
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"Don't go bursting into flames on me now, okay?"
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"He wants to leave."
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"- No bang-bang."
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"You heard him. Get out."
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"- Bull, clear the courtroom. - Okay. Everybody out."
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"We're just letting the innocent people go. Just stay calm and be cool."
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"This is turning into a maintenance man's nightmare."
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"All right. Everyone, clear out of here."
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"I really don't think this is the time to question the judge's authority."
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"- I'm not leaving either. - Will you listen to yourselves, people?"
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"- Liz! - This is my client and I'm staying."
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"What we have here is a frightened, lonely, confused human being."
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"A stranger in our land alone in his misery..."
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"...and I, for one, will not desert him..."
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"...in this, this desperate time of need. Yakov..."
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"Cuckoo?"
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"Liz, for God's sake."
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"- My client. I'm staying. - My courtroom. You're gone."
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"Bull, the key."
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"- Dan, he wants you to do it. - Me? Why?"
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"Well, perhaps he feels you're less threatening."
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"Why?"
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"Because I didn't make any foolish moves toward him like everybody else?"
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"I'm 6'4". I don't have to flaunt it."
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"Dan."
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"There. There. There. You happy?"
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"- Harry, he's taking them hostage. - Hostage?"
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"No Ayatollah Khomeini."
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"Those psychotic headaches, little voices telling him what to do..."
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"...stabbing pains in the temples."
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"Vamoose, buckaroos."
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"This stuff always happens after you finish buffing the floors."
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"I can hear the gasoline just eating the wax away."
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"All right, now, no questions. Everyone, get out."
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"- The key? - Do you wanna search him?"
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"I'll get you out of those in a jiffy. I got a power saw..."
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"No power saw."
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"The energy crisis. What am I thinking about?"
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"- Speed up that search for an interpreter. - You got it."
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"Selma, Bull, no one comes in here without my say-so."
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"Right. Come on, Selma."
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"You know, I don't care what they say. I haven't had a cigarette in a half-hour."
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"I don't feel any better."
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"Yakov..."
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"All right. Thank you. There's no answer at the Russian consulate..."
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"...and the U.N. Thinks I'm crazy."
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"Find a Russian restaurant. Somebody there must speak Russian."
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"- Great idea. - Thanks."
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"- I'm thirsty. How about you? - No. Thank you."
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"Okay. Just an offer."
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"Maybe I could wear a blindfold."
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"Hey, I'm sorry I took so long, but a pipe broke in the men's room."
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"I had to fix it. It was really something. Water gushing everywhere."
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"Everything dripping into pools all over the place."
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"Start cutting."
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"You know what really makes me crazy? Cocktail parties."
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"Don't you hate them? Idle conversation with people you got nothing in common with."
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"You know, even though we speak different languages..."
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"...I have a feeling that we're the same kind of person."
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"The only difference is that I speak English and you..."
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"...are covered with gasoline."
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"Since we're gonna be spending so much time together..."
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"Harry. Yakov. Harry."
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"That's it. Very good. Now give me the lighter."
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"No, no, Harry."
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"Right."
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"Yakov, what can I do to make you believe that I am your friend?"
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"- Friend. - Yeah. Friend."
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"Buddy."
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"Pal."
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"- Comrade. - Comrade."
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"- Friend, tovarisch. - Yeah. Tovarisch, pal."
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"- Buddy. - Give me the lighter, buddy."
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"No way, Jose."
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"You've been saving that one, haven't you?"
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"Boy, these handcuffs must be made out of your hardened carbon steel."
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"And this was Sears' best."
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"You're a Russian restaurant."
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"I mean, surely there must be somebody there who speaks Russian."
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"Well, what about the owner? Perhaps you could call him and..."
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"Look, relax, okay?"
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"What?"
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"I'll be thinking about it. If I come up with something, I'll come right back."
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"Excuse me. I gotta fix the shower in the guards' lounge."
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"Been dripping for about a month. I can't seem to get it."
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"Drip, drip, drip. Must lose 30, 40 gallons per day."
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"You do? Great. I've got somebody who can speak Russian."
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"Can you get down to the criminal courts building right away?"
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"We need a translator."
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"What? You're kidding."
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