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Clips from Dr. Ken - A Park Family Christmas (S02E02)
"14 patients in 8 1/2 hours."
Dr. Ken
"Wow, that's a lot of neediness for one person to absorb."
Dr. Ken
"I'm used to it."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, you know how Welltopia cancelled the holiday party?"
Dr. Ken
"I was thinking we should host it."
Dr. Ken
"What? No. Why?"
Dr. Ken
"You are."
Dr. Ken
"You weren't."
Dr. Ken
"I just want them to see that worker bee Allison"
Dr. Ken
"isn't the whole story."
Dr. Ken
"But it is."
Dr. Ken
"Seriously, I want them to see fun Allison."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, I remember her from before we got married."
Dr. Ken
"I know you're fun, but I also know you take on too much."
Dr. Ken
"You need to use this week off to recharge."
Dr. Ken
"I know you think a party will be more work,"
Dr. Ken
"but I promise I'll take care of everything."
Dr. Ken
"Sure, but who's gonna take care of you?"
Dr. Ken
"Me, by shutting down this party idea."
Dr. Ken
"Allison, you have a walk in. You want to take her?"
Dr. Ken
"No, no. She doesn't want to take..."
Dr. Ken
"It's okay, I'll see her."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, Damona."
Dr. Ken
"Ken and I are gonna host it."
Dr. Ken
"Thanks, Dr. Ken! You are the best!"
Dr. Ken
"Actually, it was my idea."
Dr. Ken
"I have ideas like that all the time."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, it's gonna be fun."
Dr. Ken
"Bring Eric, assuming he likes fun."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"So, the librarian asked you to play Santa for the kids' party?"
Dr. Ken
"Why?"
Dr. Ken
"Isn't it obvious?"
Dr. Ken
"Because I'm so jolly."
Dr. Ken
"Do the laugh, Grandpa."
Dr. Ken
"Ho."
Dr. Ken
"And Dave will be my elf."
Dr. Ken
"It's just a question of which elf costume I wear."
Dr. Ken
"Am I Legolas from "Lord of the Rings""
Dr. Ken
"or Dobby from "Harry Potter"?"
Dr. Ken
"Don't nerd this up."
Dr. Ken
"You're a regular North Pole elf, okay?"
Dr. Ken
"Sure, if you want to lean into the cliché."
Dr. Ken
"So, what are you gonna wear to our party on Friday?"
Dr. Ken
"Jeans and a cute top, but with a different"
Dr. Ken
"house over it, 'cause I'll be at Tammy's."
Dr. Ken
"She's having people over."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, Allison, you can't compete with that."
Dr. Ken
"Tammy's parents have a hot tub."
Dr. Ken
"We're not canceling."
Dr. Ken
"Now they're all bringing plus-ones."
Dr. Ken
"Even Pat scared up a friend."
Dr. Ken
"Who's he bringing?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know. Curt something."
Dr. Ken
"Hang on, you mean his friend Curt from high school?"
Dr. Ken
"I guess. I can't imagine Pat having more than one friend."
Dr. Ken
"That guy is, like, the Dean of Admissions at Stanford."
Dr. Ken
"Mom, uninvite them. We can't risk having a party"
Dr. Ken
"that isn't up to Stanford standards."
Dr. Ken
"threw a bad party, and I'm not gonna throw a bad party."
Dr. Ken
"I'm fun."
Dr. Ken
"Can you throw a party worthy of Google co-founder"
Dr. Ken
"Larry Page or actress Sigourney Weaver?"
Dr. Ken
"We're gonna have meatballs."
Dr. Ken
"Well, there's always community college."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, hon, need a hand?"
Dr. Ken
"Actually, I do have one party-related job for you."
Dr. Ken
"You realize "need a hand's" just an expression, right?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, I know you're not on board with the party,"
Dr. Ken
"but maybe that would change if you became"
Dr. Ken
"the party entertainment."
Dr. Ken
"Comedy?"
Dr. Ken
"I was thinking more Christmas music."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God."
Dr. Ken
"Really? Ooh!"
Dr. Ken
"I mean, everyone already knows me for my stand-up."
Dr. Ken
"Everybody?"
Dr. Ken
"Just watch their jaws drop when I tickle these ivories."
Dr. Ken
"♪ Moe Tannenbaum, Moe Tannenbaum ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ The head of radiology ♪"
Dr. Ken
"Make sure we invite Moe."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, there's always this Christmas classic."
Dr. Ken
"♪ Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an... ♪"
Dr. Ken
"I don't think I'll be able to get through that one."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God."
Dr. Ken
"Come here for a second. I need your opinion."
Dr. Ken
"What's up?"
Dr. Ken
"What do you think?"
Dr. Ken
""The Complete Works of Walt Whitman""
Dr. Ken
"and the biography of Ruth Bader Ginsberg."
Dr. Ken
"Uh-huh, yeah."
Dr. Ken
"Because he loves the phrase "poetic justice.""
Dr. Ken
"Huh?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, poetic."
Dr. Ken
"Justice."
Dr. Ken
"I know. It's terrible."
Dr. Ken
"and clever, and it is hopeless."
Dr. Ken
"Don't worry about trying to top what he gets you."
Dr. Ken
"I just... I really want to make this Christmas"
Dr. Ken
"special for him."
Dr. Ken
"He's not working right now, and he can't afford"
Dr. Ken
"to fly home to Virginia to see his mom, who, fun fact,"
Dr. Ken
"is also named Virginia."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. And Connor is very attached to Virginia."
Dr. Ken
"His mother, not the state."
Dr. Ken
"The state he could take or leave, which he did."
Dr. Ken
"But he's sad about not seeing her, and I just..."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, well, there's your gift."
Dr. Ken
"Fly Connor's mom out for Christmas."
Dr. Ken
"That's amazing."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, yeah, I'll... I'll... I'll get her here Friday night,"
Dr. Ken
"and I'll present her to Connor at the party."
Dr. Ken
"- Yeah! - It's so good!"
Dr. Ken
"Well, time to go spread some cheer."
Dr. Ken
"We went traditional with our costumes,"
Dr. Ken
"except Grandpa refuses to wear the belly."
Dr. Ken
"Morbidly obese Santa is a bad role model"
Dr. Ken
"Bowl full of jelly?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't think so."
Dr. Ken
"Let's go."
Dr. Ken
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