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Clips from One Day at a Time - Hurricane Victor (S01E01)

"Plus, he's not even dealing with his pts."
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"Oh, but he looks so healthy. His skin is glowing."
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"Hashtag, no filter."
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"Victor and I are not a thing anymore."
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"- Okay? You got it? - Of course."
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"Oh, give him a chance."
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"Remember how you two used to sing the karaoke?"
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"And dance into the night?"
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"And remember your wedding day?"
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"God, I looked beautiful."
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"I'm gonna play my part of the quartet for him."
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"My god, he is a genius."
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"It makes more sense when the other three people are playing."
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"Wouldn't it be cool if I could do that Star Trek thing"
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"where I could just transport there?"
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"I'd be all, "oye, Scotty, beam me up, yo.""
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"Whoa, it worked."
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"I was aiming for the living room. I just missed."
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"Papi!"
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"Papi!"
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"Looking good, viejita."
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"Okay, let's break it up."
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"Everyone has told everyone they're attractive."
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"Hi."
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"Well, this is a surprise, because it's not a week from now."
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"But it's all good, 'cause I got your many messages and texts"
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"telling me you were coming early. Oh, wait."
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"- None of that happened. - Yes."
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"I know, I'm early, but I really wanted to surprise"
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"papi chulo over here and see his cello show."
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"Awesome."
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"Qué nice, qué thoughtful..."
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"- And anyway, lupe, I booked a hotel. - Okay, that sounds good."
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"That sounds outrageous."
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"He is family. Family doesn't stay in a hotel."
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"Would you want me to live in a hotel?"
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"- Hello? - No, no, no."
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"Exactly."
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"You understand. You know, we weren't expecting you for another week,"
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"and if you just drop in out of the blue like this,"
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"you can't really expect us to be ready for you, it's..."
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"Ready."
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"Wow. Is that a pillow mint?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"¡Perfecto!"
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"You can have my bed. I will sleep with lupe."
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"- Ay, qué cosa Linda. Gracias. - Claro."
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"Victor made breakfast."
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"He told me to relax. Isn't he marvelous?"
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"Someone should take him off the market."
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"- Toma, lupe. - Oh."
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"- Good morning, Elena. - Morning."
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"Hey, I made your favorite."
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"Clown face pancakes. Huh?"
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"Let me guess, you don't like clowns anymore."
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"Or faces."
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"I just like to start with a protein because studies show"
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"It's about to be a circus in my stomach."
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"Yeah. Oh, uh... Quick, before you go to school,"
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"I didn't get a chance to do this last night."
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"But, uh, I hope you like it, papito."
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"Oh, maybe you can open that after... Okay."
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"Dang! A new ps4! Are you kidding me?"
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"Oh, my god. Thanks."
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"Of course you can't play it unless your homework's done"
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"and only when Mami says it's okay."
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"And I'm just realizing I should've asked her before I even gave it to you,"
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"so now I'm just gonna stare this way and you tell me what her face is doing."
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"Rip super soaker."
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"And for Elena..."
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"But hear me out, okay? She's a Princess."
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"But a latina Princess."
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"Yeah. And she's all, like, empowered."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"Thank you."
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""Hi. My body proportions aren't representative""
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""of a typical girl my age.""
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"At least you know."
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"And, um, a receipt."
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"Solid effort. Come on, you guys. Let's go. You gotta go."
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"We'll see you after school at the recital."
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"- Can't wait. - I'm going to go, too."
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"I will leave you two alone."
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"- Where are you going? - Grocery shopping."
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"I like to beat the traffic."
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"It must be nice to have someone to help out,"
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"go grocery shopping."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah. Without her list or her purse."
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"Or leaving."
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"So..."
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"You're making breakfast, you're being thoughtful."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Just trying to be a decent dude."
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"I'm not the same person I was before I left."
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"I mean, I'm still crazy cute."
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"But, uh, I'm off the pills. I'm sober now. Been working a program."
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"- That's great. - Yeah."
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"And the other stuff, the pts? I'm dealing with it."
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"Trying to be, anyway."
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"Good."
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"Good. I'm in a good place, too."
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"Which..."
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"Ay, so, look. So I'm just gonna put it out there. I'm seeing somebody."
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"What? Who is he? I'm gonna kick his ass."
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"Is what the old Victor would have said."
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"Right? Yeah."
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"I'm just telling you because I don't want it to be weird."
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"Although it was weird that you told me to get it."
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"But, uh, tonight, me and him have a thing."
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"- Okay. - So you're cool?"
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"Well, I don't love it."
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"I mean, who is this guy? Is he a big part of your life?"
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"Hey, pen!"
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"Which shirt do you think is better for the cello recital?"
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"I feel like the green one really brings out my eyes."
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"Oh, my god!"
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"Oh, my. Whoo! I needed that."
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"Oh, man. Me, too. That was funny."
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"Oh, hey, man. I'm Schneider, by the way."
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"She never told me you were so funny."
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