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Clips from New Girl - The Cubicle (S06E06)

"Luckily, she has a handsome son"
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"to go pick up her supplements,"
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"putting the men back in menopause."
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"Wow."
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"But I'm becoming a cop."
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"- The shoot is tonight. - Oh, my God, it's tonight?"
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"- You told your boss... - Thank you, I'll see you there."
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"Winston, you ready for the tour?"
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"- Hmm? - The what?"
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"Huh? Yea..."
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"Here's what happened, let me explain this."
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"Um, I offered Don a tour of the precinct,"
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"he accepted, and now it's happening."
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"You better make sure that this is the worst tour"
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"that you've ever given anyone in your life."
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"And that's gonna be tough."
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"I've given some really bad tours."
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"Okay, does this rendering represent"
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"the incident in question?"
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"There was way more blood."
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"Wait, come on, it was not this violent."
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"It was way worse. Grown men fainted."
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"Jess, I found something."
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"The hospital billed Robby for"
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"the Larry King Preemptive Memorial Post-Op Recovery Suite."
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"Uh, that's not a mistake, actually."
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"I needed a private room"
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"because a lot of times in my dreams,"
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"I'm thinking about concerts that I really enjoy going to,"
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"so it's just a lot of me clapping and singing along."
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"I can't afford this."
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"Well, you don't have to, just let me pay."
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"No, you don't pay. I pay!"
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"What if no one pays?"
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"From my drawing, I don't see any signage."
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"Do you see any signage? So here's my question."
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"Do you remember seeing"
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"any safety signs near the machine?"
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"- This is important. - There was just a poster saying that"
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"they were closed on Veteran's Day."
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"That's what I wanted to hear."
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"Folks, we got a lawsuit."
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"Say that one more time."
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"Say that you're gonna pay one more time and see what happens."
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"Wow, okay."
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"You know what usually calms me down?"
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"- A good mall walk. - No, we're suing the gym."
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"Nick, take it away."
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"Well, I would love to, but legally,"
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"Yeah, I have a really good lawyer, she's an animal."
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"So you're on board now?"
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"Yeah, I just go with the flow."
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"I'm gonna call my gal."
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"- We need the office. - What's wrong?"
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"Yeah, so, Schmidt booked Donovan a photo shoot at Ass Strat,"
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"but Donovan just quit modeling"
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"so that he could become a cop."
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"A cop?"
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"It's my boss, Kim."
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"Hello, Kimberly. You sound like your skin looks amazing."
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"All right, Reagan, you can get to reading."
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"We can stick around if you want us to."
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"- I don't think it's necessary. - You need us?"
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"Yeah, we'll stick around."
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"Did you make police work look as boring as possible?"
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"I want so badly to tell you yes,"
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"but there was a situation."
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"Protect and serve, more like protect and snooze."
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"Yeah, this is boring."
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"Bishop,"
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"a word."
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"And the word is..."
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"moo."
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"Moo!"
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"♪ Moo moo ♪"
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"Well, congratulations, Winston,"
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"And damn you!"
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"Cece, we're gonna have go put out a menopause fire."
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"I made C.O.W., we ain't forgetting about all that."
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"Okay, so, my lawyer says I don't have a case"
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"against the gym because I signed a waiver."
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"Was that it?"
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"She didn't advise me on anything else."
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"Okay."
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"No one says the word advise"
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"unless they got advice, so what did she advise?"
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"Uh... oh, no."
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"- What did she advise? - She didn't... it just wasn't..."
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"- What did she advise? - It didn't..."
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"- She advised that I sue! - I knew it! Who?"
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"You."
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"Me?"
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"- Nick, can I read your book? - I was just about to suggest it."
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"- Let's get out of here. - Schmidt and Cece need me."
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"I'm not gonna sue you, Jess. Was that not clear?"
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"I told my lawyer that you're just an innocent bystander."
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"Okay? So, if we can, uh, hit the mall?"
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"I mean, there is a big sale at this Japanese cereal store."
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"It sounds amazing."
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"You really think I was an innocent bystander, do you?"
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"- Is that bad? - Yeah."
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"I'm just saying that I don't really think"
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"that you, uh, ever do anything wrong."
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"- Anything? Ever? - Oh, we're starting to get into this."
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"Look... I know a great place where we can hash this over."
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"It's a place called Hash It Over."
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"It's in the food court at the mall, it's a hash brown..."
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"We're not going to the mall."
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"- Why are you watching... - Why am I watching you?"
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"- I'm not anymore. - Okay."
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"Weird to watch."
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"- Great. - Bye."
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"I thought this was about a bill, but apparently,"
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"How could I date someone who doesn't see me realistically?"
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"- No, but, Jess... - I mess stuff up all the time."
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"Ask Nick. He knows."
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"Nick, do I mess things up?"
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"You know it, baby. Bye!"
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"but it is a little uncomfortable out there."
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"Jess, I know that you have flaws."
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