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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Keep 'Em Separated (S02E02)

"That was really mean, Eddie."
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"Dave didn't do anything to you."
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"He's your best friend."
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"Hey, Eddie, are we still on for ice cream tomorrow?"
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"Um..."
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"but it's okay for you guys to hang out?"
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"I stay here."
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"Ned knows drama."
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"How many times did you play this song?"
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"They love it at the Denim Turtle."
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"No, you want to play pool, let's play pool."
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"Hit the ball at the triangle"
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"and sink as many balls as you can."
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"Pool is so boring. It's so much standing around."
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"It's worse than baseball."
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"Like what?"
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"Hey, pretend I'm your pool buddy Jess."
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"All right, we were debating who'd win in a fight..."
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"A Cabbage Patch Kid possessed by a demon"
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"Teddy Ruxpin? Is that the little guy from "Twins"?"
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"- No. - What was the fight about?"
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"Was it a money issue? Most fights are."
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"That's the point! We talk about whatever."
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"Like when you and Honey hang out."
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"Honey and I do not talk about dumb things."
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"or we talk about if one of us turned into an animal,"
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"how would we get the other one's attention..."
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"You know what? I get it. I see your point."
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"Louis."
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"I was almost not right."
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"about dumb things."
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"I don't want to be that person."
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"You mean the "wet blanket" wife?"
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"No, I mean the person you talk to about dumb things."
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"You have nothing to worry about."
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"I do."
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"So it's okay if I play pool with her?"
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"Yes."
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"Mm."
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"I just have one request."
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"Choco Taco?"
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"I thought you were getting ice cream with Nicole."
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"I wanted to say sorry about before."
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"Alison told me she used to have a crush on you,"
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"Wait. Alison used to have a crush on me?"
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"You're a good dude."
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"Anyways, I just went nuts, and I can't explain it."
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"I can. You're a good dude, too."
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"Maybe one day you and Alison"
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"and me and Jasmine could double-date."
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"Well, I mean, it really depends"
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"what Metallica tape we're talking about,"
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""Master of Puppets" or "Ride the Lightning"?"
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"No touching."
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"You know Jessica's rules."
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"Right."
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"Sorry. Uh..."
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"Thank you."
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"I had to go through your mail"
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"and I think..."
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"Sorry about last night."
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"staying late to close the restaurant,"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"and I felt bad about drinking all of your wine, so..."
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"what are the closing procedures?"
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"Good. Also, you don't have to comb the bear."
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"The one place Louis won't go after work is work."
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"Because you were poor?"
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"That's how he broke up with her?"
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"Hey."
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"You win a game, then you can tell me your name."
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"'Cause Nicole's single now."
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"_"
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"My parents never had that."
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"I heard there's a couch in there."
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"Huge song."
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"That's the great thing about this baby."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Whaaaat?"
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"I checked all of Mitch's hiding spots."
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"So I can't be friends with a woman?"
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"If she has a lazy eye, that's good."
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"Need to see I.D."
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"Oh!"
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"I can't move in these leather pants."
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"No, I mean, what do we really know?"
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"He fed my cat for a week when we went skiing."
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"I just think she's symmetrical."
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"You know, I don't think this is a good idea,"
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"It actually bit him,"
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"Listen, why don't we just go?"
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"And that means we lost."
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"See? Nobody can tell my gender, either."
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"I'd like that."
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"They call me Louie Short Pock..."
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"so we're gonna hit a new pool hall."
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"an "Archie Digest" for the bathroom."
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"Hey, Short Pockets."
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"It's cool. She's badass!"
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"We don't care about old crushes."
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"Oh, man, I got to go."
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"S02E15 Keep 'em Separated"
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"Looks like we've got a second show."
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"We'll see."
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"Yes, because I thought you were going to meet a guy friend!"
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"Surprise!"
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"You want to sit with us?"
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"Great!"
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"Hey, you see Whitney in your mailbox,"
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"My mother-in-laws birthday is coming up and I need those perfume samples."
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"Just lean in and aim for the white ball."
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"Just so we're clear, once again,"
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"and I made a big show out of pre-ordering extra ranch."
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"Can I..."
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"I don't get it."
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"There's Rack n' Roll on Orange, Cue-Tips on Third,"
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"There we go."
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"See what I mean..."
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"You should get back out there."
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"You lookin' for a game?"
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