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Clips from Reality Bites

Short Films 1994 1,374 clips
Short Comedy

Credits

what are we going to do now?
"what are we going to do now?"
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Good save, Lelaina.
"Good save, Lelaina."
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My favorite part about graduating now will be
"My favorite part about graduating now will be"
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Been after my ass for years.
"Been after my ass for years."
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Well, I know this sounds cornball, but, um,
"Well, I know this sounds cornball, but, um,"
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And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke.
"And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke."
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- Oh, totally drunk. - It would have been a poetic experience,
"- Oh, totally drunk. - It would have been a poetic experience,"
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Could you please take your face out of the camera?
"Could you please take your face out of the camera?"
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Think fast.
"Think fast."
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Here's the deal.
"Here's the deal."
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I'm gonna take Sam against his will
"I'm gonna take Sam against his will"
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I'm Superman. I can fly.
"I'm Superman. I can fly."
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She's toasted.
"She's toasted."
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It's the only thing I really learned in college.
"It's the only thing I really learned in college."
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My father's dying of prostate cancer, so I don't trouble him much for gifts.
"My father's dying of prostate cancer, so I don't trouble him much for gifts."
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Charlane, she can make up her own mind.
"Charlane, she can make up her own mind."
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What?
"What?"
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Okay, Mom? Please?
"Okay, Mom? Please?"
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Mom, please? Come on.
"Mom, please? Come on."
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Find myself on a page of history
"Find myself on a page of history"
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And where you're meant to be
"And where you're meant to be"
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I hear you call I will run
"I hear you call I will run"
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We won't cry
"We won't cry"
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Gonna be all right
"Gonna be all right"
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Yes, good morning, ladies and gentleman!
"Yes, good morning, ladies and gentleman!"
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I see a gentleman right over there! Good morning!
"I see a gentleman right over there! Good morning!"
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Good morning! Boy, I tell ya,
"Good morning! Boy, I tell ya,"
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- who is battling Alzheimer's. - Aww.
"- who is battling Alzheimer's. - Aww."
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A beautiful and touching story of the triumph of the human spirit.
"A beautiful and touching story of the triumph of the human spirit."
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I put on your note card to get your own expresso.
"I put on your note card to get your own expresso."
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I been locked out
"I been locked out"
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Yeah! Roll 'em right up. It's liberating, isn't it?
"Yeah! Roll 'em right up. It's liberating, isn't it?"
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I bought a toothbrush Some toothpaste
"I bought a toothbrush Some toothpaste"
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Let's get out of this place
"Let's get out of this place"
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How do you know...
"How do you know..."
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Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted by the fruit of another"
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Well, I'm not scared of him.
"Well, I'm not scared of him."
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Jesus!
"Jesus!"
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What? No!
"What? No!"
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- When you say sue... - It's not really my idea.
"- When you say sue... - It's not really my idea."
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I'm... You know, I make $400 a week.
"I'm... You know, I make $400 a week."
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Yeah, what is it? I don't care if she does 12 books of herself naked.
"Yeah, what is it? I don't care if she does 12 books of herself naked."
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It doesn't... That's Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes.
"It doesn't... That's Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes."
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Yeah? Well, let her say that to me.
"Yeah? Well, let her say that to me."
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Really. Just forget the whole thing.
"Really. Just forget the whole thing."
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You seem very sweet, and you seem to like Dr. Zaius.
"You seem very sweet, and you seem to like Dr. Zaius."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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Oh, I...
"Oh, I..."
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Michael Grates, Vice President Regional Programming,
"Michael Grates, Vice President Regional Programming,"
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- So is it a date? - Yeah. Yep.
"- So is it a date? - Yeah. Yep."
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- Dinner? - Coffee.
"- Dinner? - Coffee."
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- Go out. He definitely said go out. - Hey. How ya doin'?
"- Go out. He definitely said go out. - Hey. How ya doin'?"
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- Are you out of your mind? - He just got fired from the newsstand.
"- Are you out of your mind? - He just got fired from the newsstand."
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Look at it like a built-in security system. We'll have a man around.
"Look at it like a built-in security system. We'll have a man around."
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I know how much you'd love to mainline misery here,
"I know how much you'd love to mainline misery here,"
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- Is that part of my lease agreement? - That or a credit check.
"- Is that part of my lease agreement? - That or a credit check."
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is travel the countryside like Woody Guthrie.
"is travel the countryside like Woody Guthrie."
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the occasional run-in with an anti-Hey-That's-My-Biker,
"the occasional run-in with an anti-Hey-That's-My-Biker,"
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and to those people, I say nobody...
"and to those people, I say nobody..."
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Nobody can eat 50 eggs.
"Nobody can eat 50 eggs."
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The next time you make microwave brownies,
"The next time you make microwave brownies,"
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- from a degree in philosophy. - Yeah?
"- from a degree in philosophy. - Yeah?"
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You do. You're strangely attracted to me right now.
"You do. You're strangely attracted to me right now."
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You're oddly, oddly attracted to me. It turns you on.
"You're oddly, oddly attracted to me. It turns you on."
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- Don't! Come on. It's not funny. - Here we are.
"- Don't! Come on. It's not funny. - Here we are."
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Hey, don't. Hey, watch the camera.
"Hey, don't. Hey, watch the camera."
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Don't do anything. That's not nice.
"Don't do anything. That's not nice."
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Just give me my questions.
"Just give me my questions."
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Excusez-moi.
"Excusez-moi."
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- Are you all alone? - Not anymore.
"- Are you all alone? - Not anymore."
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It's not easy. I'm sure I make it look easy.
"It's not easy. I'm sure I make it look easy."
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The old manager tried to kill herself by eating a whole pot of poinsettias.
"The old manager tried to kill herself by eating a whole pot of poinsettias."
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No, you're not, Vick. I know you can do it.
"No, you're not, Vick. I know you can do it."
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Sammy, don't you realize? This is your one opportunity to play a small part
"Sammy, don't you realize? This is your one opportunity to play a small part"
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Laney here is gonna revolutionize
"Laney here is gonna revolutionize"
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Oh, yeah, look who's mocking. All you do around here, Troy,
"Oh, yeah, look who's mocking. All you do around here, Troy,"
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Oh, please, no one gives a shit right now. We're starving.
"Oh, please, no one gives a shit right now. We're starving."
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Evian is naive spelled backwards.
"Evian is naive spelled backwards."
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- Thank you. - Oh, my little pretty one, pretty one.
"- Thank you. - Oh, my little pretty one, pretty one."
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When you gonna give me some time, Sharona
"When you gonna give me some time, Sharona"
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Gun it, comin' it off of the line, Sharona
"Gun it, comin' it off of the line, Sharona"
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For the touch of the younger kind
"For the touch of the younger kind"
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We did that in the same one where he has a cape on.
"We did that in the same one where he has a cape on."
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How about the one where Gary Coleman comes on.
"How about the one where Gary Coleman comes on."
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He's, like, the little... That guy?
"He's, like, the little... That guy?"
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You got a prom date and a prom date...
"You got a prom date and a prom date..."
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- Bye. - Michael throws a party. Sammy, let's go.
"- Bye. - Michael throws a party. Sammy, let's go."
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Frank's party. Sammy Joe?
"Frank's party. Sammy Joe?"
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but it's really about people who are trying to find their own identity
"but it's really about people who are trying to find their own identity"
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- Uh, yeah. - You don't want to finish that?
"- Uh, yeah. - You don't want to finish that?"
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- just the two of you? - No, no, no, no. It's...
"- just the two of you? - No, no, no, no. It's..."
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Somehow, he can rationalize it,
"Somehow, he can rationalize it,"
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You know, you're very beautiful.
"You know, you're very beautiful."
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a non-practicing Jew.
"a non-practicing Jew."
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I can't believe you don't remember Frampton Comes Alive.
"I can't believe you don't remember Frampton Comes Alive."
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I mean, I think I'd be working even if I wasn't getting paid.
"I mean, I think I'd be working even if I wasn't getting paid."
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I mean, I like my car.
"I mean, I like my car."
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- Oh, come on. - I'm just kidding.
"- Oh, come on. - I'm just kidding."
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I know why the caged bird sings and everything.
"I know why the caged bird sings and everything."
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I should have stayed in college and gotten a degree in astronomy.
"I should have stayed in college and gotten a degree in astronomy."
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I want to do that again. I want to just...
"I want to do that again. I want to just..."
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look up at the stars and take the time to...
"look up at the stars and take the time to..."
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'Cause it's like... Do you ever have those moments in life
"'Cause it's like... Do you ever have those moments in life"
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- Wait, wait, I'm happy here. - Right, right.
"- Wait, wait, I'm happy here. - Right, right."
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Like right now, this one.
"Like right now, this one."
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Hesitate
"Hesitate"
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Won't wait Hey
"Won't wait Hey"
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Wanna tell you I love your way, ooh
"Wanna tell you I love your way, ooh"
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They're of the I just got laid variety.
"They're of the I just got laid variety."
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Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water?
"Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water?"
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I would like to have been there to watch how you rationalized
"I would like to have been there to watch how you rationalized"
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He's not a yuppie.
"He's not a yuppie."
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Well, that pales in comparison to the tweaked-out little skanks you date.
"Well, that pales in comparison to the tweaked-out little skanks you date."
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My parents got divorced when I was, uh,
"My parents got divorced when I was, uh,"
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And when he found out that he had cancer, he decided to bring me here,
"And when he found out that he had cancer, he decided to bring me here,"
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and he gives me this big, pink sea shell,
"and he gives me this big, pink sea shell,"
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and he says to me, Son, the answers are all inside of this.
"and he says to me, Son, the answers are all inside of this."
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There's no point to any of this. It's all just a...
"There's no point to any of this. It's all just a..."
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A random lottery of meaningless tragedy in a series of near-escapes.
"A random lottery of meaningless tragedy in a series of near-escapes."
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The sky about 10 minutes before it starts to rain.
"The sky about 10 minutes before it starts to rain."
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