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Clips from Kazaam (1996)

"- #You are looking at the dream # - Let me go! Ow!"
Kazaam (1996)
"- # In your coffee I'm the cream ## - Get off me, you pervert! Ow!"
Kazaam (1996)
"Get out of my bed!"
Kazaam (1996)
"You know, you were right for me to get out there last night. They totally loved me."
Kazaam (1996)
"- What are you doing here anyway?"
Kazaam (1996)
"Look, Virgo. That wasn't here yesterday."
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"- What you looking for? - Nothing! I'm looking for nothing!"
Kazaam (1996)
"Nothing is good. What's this, science?"
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"My mom wishes I did."
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"Hey!"
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"Wow. You're a genie too."
Kazaam (1996)
"You should've seen us last night in Malik's limo,just chillin'."
Kazaam (1996)
"Having a good time, eating goat eyes,just chillin'."
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"What's that?"
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"You-You smell like hippopotamus butt!"
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"Damn."
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"You know, your father sure is lucky to work"
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"with Malik. He says I got a future in the biz."
Kazaam (1996)
"Is Asia gonna love me or what?"
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"Especially now. So, you and your father have a nice night too?"
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"- Nice night? Max!"
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"- French toast! - Ahh. Ooh."
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"Rotie francaise?"
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"I love it beaucoup, beaucoup, beaucoup!"
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"Mmm."
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"Max. Hey. Hey, hey, hey."
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"That's right, it's poison."
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"I figured if I ended your suffering, mine would end too."
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"I made your favorite, with chocolate chips and peanut butter."
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"- I'm not hungry. Do I have to have this-- - Max! Please!"
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"For once in your life, let me have the last word."
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"Okay?"
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"So, so sorry. Max insisted."
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"He's told me so much about you."
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"I- I'm sorry. H- Have I met you before?"
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"No, ma'am, I haven't had the pleasure. I am Jefferson Allensworth Lamb."
Kazaam (1996)
"''Allensworth'' for he who founded a community of free blacks..."
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"and ''Lamb'' because I like to eat lamb chops."
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"- And you're a friend of Max 's?"
Kazaam (1996)
"but the school district more commonly refers to me as a tutor."
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"A tutor? Oh, the school got you a tutor?"
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"Oh, I-I'm sorry. I- I didn't hear the door."
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"Uh, you've been studying?"
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"Uh, well, Mr. Lamb, would, uh-- Have you had breakfast yet?"
Kazaam (1996)
"Chocolate and peanut butter French toast? Heavenly."
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"Oh, please. Sit down."
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"What are you doing here? Get out of here. Get out."
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"- I'll make some more. - Don't bother. I'm not hungry."
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"- Oh, Max? - What?"
Kazaam (1996)
"Max, wait up!"
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"- ''Stuff'' is good. What kind of stuff? - Stuff, okay?"
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"Oh. Hmm, I used to do stuff a long time ago."
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"Shouldn't you be going to school?"
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"- I'm not going. - Say what?"
Kazaam (1996)
"So, what do you think about this shirt? Do I look cool or what?"
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"Hey..."
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"The destruction of Pompeii."
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"- That was a wish? That was you? - Look, I didn't have a choice."
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"Besides, I did some hard time under that ash. Try 342 years."
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"So, like, I mean, what about you?"
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"You ever take anything you shouldn't have..."
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"- or somethinglike that,you know? - Me?"
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"Yeah. Like, what's the worst thing you've ever done?"
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"Look, can we talk about this later? I got things I gotta do, people I gotta see."
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"- What? - I gotta get ready."
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"- Tonight? - I'm gonna perform."
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"- You? - Yeah, you said I was cool."
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"Yeah, well, what are you gonna rap about?"
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"You're right. The whole thing is giving me tension."
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"- I can't even decide what to wear. - It doesn't matter what you wear."
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"I mean, but you gotta have something to rap about, your rhymes."
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"I mean, you gotta have something to say."
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"- Now what do you know about rapping? - I know a few things."
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"- Yeah, right. - My name is Max, so get these facts."
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"I'm on my heavy B.M.X., and I make some tracks."
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"That's whack!"
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"- That's horrible! Oh, my God, that's awful. - You do better."
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"# My name is Kazaam I got the whole plan So listen to the man #"
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"- # 'Cause I'm the sultan of sand #"
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"# Is that it Is that the whole deal #"
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"#You want to be a hit You better get real #"
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"# I did have this friend in 1000 B.C. #"
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"# Hbur looks to me and I says to he #"
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"#Why don't we jump in that old Euphrates #"
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"#You got to listen to my rap from bell to bell #"
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"#Those babies had rabies and we was in Hades #"
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"# 'Cause we moved with the harem of the Prince Akba d'Karem #"
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"# So it's you and Hbur in 1000 B.C. #"
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"# Buried to our necks in sand like the sea #"
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"# By a sultan with a sword and a lock and a key #"
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"# So, it's me and Hbur in 1000 B.C. #"
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"- # Praying to the gods # - #And what do you see #"
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"# I'll save your butt But you gonna serve me #"
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"# I nod to Hbur He nods to me #"
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"#And when the magic is over We ain't men #"
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"# Bob your head, Max #"
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"# By a sultan with a sword and a lock and a key #"
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"#And I looks to Hbur and he says to me #"
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"#And when the magic is over #"
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"#We ain't men, we genie #"
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"What are we, Max?"
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"#We genie # - I can't hear you, Max!"
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"I cannot hear you! What are we?"
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"#We genie ##"
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"Sure, except you're locked up."
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"A couple of millennia later, your lamp breaks."
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"Oh, you think you're free, but you're sucked into a compass."
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"You go down with the ship. One day, you're salvaged."
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"You wind up in a radiator, a trombone. You got it; a broken boom box."
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"But you can just snap your fingers and have anything."
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"Yeah, but I can't make myself free."
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"Or make someone fall in love."
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"Or even make someone fall in love with me. I can't even touch destiny."
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"Well, I just wish I could change things, you know?"
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"Make things different."
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"Djinn? What's a djinn?"
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"A djinn is free. A djinn can do anything."
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"Love, the future, fate."
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"The problem is, djinn only exist in fairy tales..."
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"and I don't believe in fairy tales."
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