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Clips from Arthur

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Hello, girls!
"Hello, girls!"
Arthur
No, actually-- Actually, you're both very attractive.
"No, actually-- Actually, you're both very attractive."
Arthur
No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
"No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding."
Arthur
I think I know who it is. I saw his picture in the paper.
"I think I know who it is. I saw his picture in the paper."
Arthur
You're with me, and you can ask that question?
"You're with me, and you can ask that question?"
Arthur
- What's so funny now? - I sometimes just think funny things.
"- What's so funny now? - I sometimes just think funny things."
Arthur
Thank you so much.
"Thank you so much."
Arthur
Thank you. Oh.
"Thank you. Oh."
Arthur
I see. Thank you.
"I see. Thank you."
Arthur
- I'm talking small. - We understand it's small, Arthur.
"- I'm talking small. - We understand it's small, Arthur."
Arthur
And we also understand that you are very drunk.
"And we also understand that you are very drunk."
Arthur
Aren't waiters wonderful?
"Aren't waiters wonderful?"
Arthur
My mother died when I was 6.
"My mother died when I was 6."
Arthur
So you had six relatively good years.
"So you had six relatively good years."
Arthur
I'll alert the media.
"I'll alert the media."
Arthur
I'm telling you why
"I'm telling you why"
Arthur
Santa Claus is coming to town
"Santa Claus is coming to town"
Arthur
No, thank you.
"No, thank you."
Arthur
Oh, Hobson, I'm not gonna face my father sober.
"Oh, Hobson, I'm not gonna face my father sober."
Arthur
If you don't bring them, I'll have someone else do it.
"If you don't bring them, I'll have someone else do it."
Arthur
He knows when you are sleeping
"He knows when you are sleeping"
Arthur
He knows when you've been Bad or good
"He knows when you've been Bad or good"
Arthur
Oh, stay with me a minute, Hobson. You know I hate to be alone.
"Oh, stay with me a minute, Hobson. You know I hate to be alone."
Arthur
Except for fish.
"Except for fish."
Arthur
- Did you say except for fish? - Yes.
"- Did you say except for fish? - Yes."
Arthur
Arthur, I don't want you to be alone.
"Arthur, I don't want you to be alone."
Arthur
- Yes, Arthur, it is. Do your armpits. - A hot bath is wonderful.
"- Yes, Arthur, it is. Do your armpits. - A hot bath is wonderful."
Arthur
Yes. Imagine how wonderful a girl who bathes would be.
"Yes. Imagine how wonderful a girl who bathes would be."
Arthur
He gets all that money.
"He gets all that money."
Arthur
It's enough to make you sick.
"It's enough to make you sick."
Arthur
Have you ever seen her face...
"Have you ever seen her face..."
Arthur
The wedding is a month from today.
"The wedding is a month from today."
Arthur
She wants you to give it to Susan.
"She wants you to give it to Susan."
Arthur
Four dozen, please. And I want...
"Four dozen, please. And I want..."
Arthur
She stole that tie. It's a perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties.
"She stole that tie. It's a perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties."
Arthur
The man following her is a security guard. We've gotta be calm.
"The man following her is a security guard. We've gotta be calm."
Arthur
Thank you, sir.
"Thank you, sir."
Arthur
I'll be with you in a minute. He's starting to get on my nerves.
"I'll be with you in a minute. He's starting to get on my nerves."
Arthur
- Kiss your wife like that? - I'm not married.
"- Kiss your wife like that? - I'm not married."
Arthur
Yes, it's been a distinct pleasure meeting you.
"Yes, it's been a distinct pleasure meeting you."
Arthur
Arthur, we really must be going. Thank you for a memorable afternoon.
"Arthur, we really must be going. Thank you for a memorable afternoon."
Arthur
Unless you're planning to knock over a fruit stand later in the evening.
"Unless you're planning to knock over a fruit stand later in the evening."
Arthur
Take care of her, Bitterman.
"Take care of her, Bitterman."
Arthur
You'd think they'd never seen a car before. Ha.
"You'd think they'd never seen a car before. Ha."
Arthur
Then guessing would be out of the question.
"Then guessing would be out of the question."
Arthur
- Red roses. With the yellow. - Right.
"- Red roses. With the yellow. - Right."
Arthur
...to this address?
"...to this address?"
Arthur
- How does it feel to have all that money? - Feels great.
"- How does it feel to have all that money? - Feels great."
Arthur
What do you do? I've never asked you.
"What do you do? I've never asked you."
Arthur
- Hey, when do I get a turn? - Shh.
"- Hey, when do I get a turn? - Shh."
Arthur
Look at him with his gun.
"Look at him with his gun."
Arthur
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Arthur
Then I'll get sick.
"Then I'll get sick."
Arthur
You are too old to be poor.
"You are too old to be poor."
Arthur
You don't know how.
"You don't know how."
Arthur
No, Linda.
"No, Linda."
Arthur
Come in.
"Come in."
Arthur
...to the library.
"...to the library."
Arthur
I told you, I've only got a cold. Now go and get engaged.
"I told you, I've only got a cold. Now go and get engaged."
Arthur
...don't ever talk about her that way again. She's the best person I know.
"...don't ever talk about her that way again. She's the best person I know."
Arthur
No.
"No."
Arthur
Sorry. It's your job to be older.
"Sorry. It's your job to be older."
Arthur
- Good evening, Mr. Bach. - Good evening, Mr. Butler.
"- Good evening, Mr. Bach. - Good evening, Mr. Butler."
Arthur
Susan. You get down here this minute.
"Susan. You get down here this minute."
Arthur
Yes, I would. The bathroom is out of the question.
"Yes, I would. The bathroom is out of the question."
Arthur
Then fill a glass with Scotch.
"Then fill a glass with Scotch."
Arthur
You probably never run out of ice your whole life. Ha.
"You probably never run out of ice your whole life. Ha."
Arthur
Where's the rest of this moose?
"Where's the rest of this moose?"
Arthur
Right.
"Right."
Arthur
Arthur.
"Arthur."
Arthur
...I killed a man.
"...I killed a man."
Arthur
I knew what I was doing. We were poor.
"I knew what I was doing. We were poor."
Arthur
- He came into our house to steal our food. - Well, he was asking for it.
"- He came into our house to steal our food. - Well, he was asking for it."
Arthur
Do you know what I consider to be my most precious possession?
"Do you know what I consider to be my most precious possession?"
Arthur
And I protect what's mine.
"And I protect what's mine."
Arthur
What happens--
"What happens--"
Arthur
I mean, this is just hypothetical. --if I don't make her happy?
"I mean, this is just hypothetical. --if I don't make her happy?"
Arthur
For cranky, I guess you'd probably just break my ankles.
"For cranky, I guess you'd probably just break my ankles."
Arthur
- Is this it? She's not happy already? - Arthur, Susan loves you.
"- Is this it? She's not happy already? - Arthur, Susan loves you."
Arthur
I hate how alone you are.
"I hate how alone you are."
Arthur
It'd have to be a real big woman.
"It'd have to be a real big woman."
Arthur
- Arthur, will you take my hand? - That would leave you with one.
"- Arthur, will you take my hand? - That would leave you with one."
Arthur
For all I know, he shot it while you screamed.
"For all I know, he shot it while you screamed."
Arthur
Yeah. Hi. Hi. Hi, Linda.
"Yeah. Hi. Hi. Hi, Linda."
Arthur
Really.
"Really."
Arthur
What the hell is the matter with you?
"What the hell is the matter with you?"
Arthur
Nobody knocks on a door at 3:00 in the morning.
"Nobody knocks on a door at 3:00 in the morning."
Arthur
And you're engaged.
"And you're engaged."
Arthur
You're miserable? I've got all this, and I'm on a salary.
"You're miserable? I've got all this, and I'm on a salary."
Arthur
Do you know the worst part? The worst part of being me?
"Do you know the worst part? The worst part of being me?"
Arthur
Thank you. Now your goggles.
"Thank you. Now your goggles."
Arthur
You spoiled little bastard.
"You spoiled little bastard."
Arthur
You feel unloved, Arthur? Welcome to the world. Everyone is unloved.
"You feel unloved, Arthur? Welcome to the world. Everyone is unloved."
Arthur
Now stop feeling sorry for yourself. And, incidentally, I love you.
"Now stop feeling sorry for yourself. And, incidentally, I love you."
Arthur
One never knows.
"One never knows."
Arthur
- Good afternoon? - Yes. May I come in?
"- Good afternoon? - Yes. May I come in?"
Arthur
How revolting.
"How revolting."
Arthur
This is not an invitation.
"This is not an invitation."
Arthur
Please go to the party.
"Please go to the party."
Arthur
- Are you all right? - Yes, I'm fine.
"- Are you all right? - Yes, I'm fine."
Arthur
...in something as devious as this.
"...in something as devious as this."
Arthur
You'll find them on the top shelf, to the left, behind the untouched shaving cream.
"You'll find them on the top shelf, to the left, behind the untouched shaving cream."
Arthur
...I think Arthur has a very good friend.
"...I think Arthur has a very good friend."
Arthur
I'd rather-- I--
"I'd rather-- I--"
Arthur
- Don't you hate these things? - Despise them.
"- Don't you hate these things? - Despise them."
Arthur
How does it feel to be getting married, Arthur?
"How does it feel to be getting married, Arthur?"
Arthur
- ...the ballet, darling, with your father? - Yes.
"- ...the ballet, darling, with your father? - Yes."
Arthur
- ...but I don't recall ever making-- - Preston.
"- ...but I don't recall ever making-- - Preston."
Arthur
...to get into the neighborhood, but what the hell? Ha-ha-ha.
"...to get into the neighborhood, but what the hell? Ha-ha-ha."
Arthur
Her name is Linda Marolla.
"Her name is Linda Marolla."
Arthur
- We're gonna get you out of here. - Ha-ha-ha.
"- We're gonna get you out of here. - Ha-ha-ha."
Arthur
- No. You? - No.
"- No. You? - No."
Arthur
Well, I would walk, and I thought that the moon went anyplace that I did.
"Well, I would walk, and I thought that the moon went anyplace that I did."
Arthur
- Why is that? - I'm funny, that's why.
"- Why is that? - I'm funny, that's why."
Arthur
Are you cute.
"Are you cute."
Arthur
I'm not one of your guests tonight. I came here for one reason only.
"I'm not one of your guests tonight. I came here for one reason only."
Arthur
- Arthur, I wasn't spying on you. - I know that.
"- Arthur, I wasn't spying on you. - I know that."
Arthur
No. No, thanks. We'll get through this together.
"No. No, thanks. We'll get through this together."
Arthur
- I knew you didn't have one. - Yes.
"- I knew you didn't have one. - Yes."
Arthur
- You purchased a choo-choo? - Look, the wheels go round.
"- You purchased a choo-choo? - Look, the wheels go round."
Arthur