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Clips from Big Daddy

Movies 1999 138 min ★ 6.3/10 (16 ratings) 1,551 clips
Drama

Credits

I got too much other shit going on.
"I got too much other shit going on."
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Shit!
"Shit!"
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He happens to be pretty damn nice.
"He happens to be pretty damn nice."
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A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night.
"A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night."
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And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth $200,000.
"And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth $200,000."
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All right.
"All right."
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You wanna take me with you?
"You wanna take me with you?"
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Hold onto your money. Later on.
"Hold onto your money. Later on."
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I'm sleeping in the office. We're going to trial on the fraud case.
"I'm sleeping in the office. We're going to trial on the fraud case."
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Maybe you can sue under the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.
"Maybe you can sue under the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act."
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Me, the same guy who once shaved his ass to win a $5 bet.
"Me, the same guy who once shaved his ass to win a $5 bet."
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Anyway, will you?
"Anyway, will you?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Vanessa's gonna break up with me...
"Vanessa's gonna break up with me..."
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Career, stable relationship, a family.
"Career, stable relationship, a family."
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When we were at Syracuse, and Vanessa worshiped you.
"When we were at Syracuse, and Vanessa worshiped you."
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- That was nice. - Nobody hassled you to get a job.
"- That was nice. - Nobody hassled you to get a job."
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- What're you doing? - lf I make this...
"- What're you doing? - lf I make this..."
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That can't be good.
"That can't be good."
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What's your name?
"What's your name?"
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Who sent that note?
"Who sent that note?"
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Buffalo.
"Buffalo."
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I've never even been to Buffalo.
"I've never even been to Buffalo."
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...If you won't take responsibility for him, they found a foster family...
"...If you won't take responsibility for him, they found a foster family..."
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Here's a number for a guy...
"Here's a number for a guy..."
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Yeah, don't worry.
"Yeah, don't worry."
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Everything's gonna get figured out tomorrow.
"Everything's gonna get figured out tomorrow."
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Watch. This guy's humming.
"Watch. This guy's humming."
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Five.
"Five."
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Come on, fall down. Fall down. Yes! Come on, damn it.
"Come on, fall down. Fall down. Yes! Come on, damn it."
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Check this out.
"Check this out."
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There's a stick there. Somebody should move it.
"There's a stick there. Somebody should move it."
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All right now, what way would you put that on?
"All right now, what way would you put that on?"
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This Columbo, he pretends to be stupid...
"This Columbo, he pretends to be stupid..."
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...but he's really smart as a tack.
"...but he's really smart as a tack."
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You put the vane on down there. Then this boat comes up.
"You put the vane on down there. Then this boat comes up."
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What if he goes bowling?
"What if he goes bowling?"
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But my cat, he bite his head off.
"But my cat, he bite his head off."
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When I graduated law school, we met here every Monday to watch football.
"When I graduated law school, we met here every Monday to watch football."
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Like I'm not busy?
"Like I'm not busy?"
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Last Monday was a fluke. Bring it on, woman.
"Last Monday was a fluke. Bring it on, woman."
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Go! Go! Go!
"Go! Go! Go!"
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...and you wanted that puppy, but I reminded you about feeding it...
"...and you wanted that puppy, but I reminded you about feeding it..."
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You think that since women get pregnant to fix a troubled relationship...
"You think that since women get pregnant to fix a troubled relationship..."
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How you doing? Kevin Gerrity.
"How you doing? Kevin Gerrity."
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Way to sleep on it, pal.
"Way to sleep on it, pal."
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There you go, all right?
"There you go, all right?"
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Lay!
"Lay!"
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It smells like urine in this joint. Good job.
"It smells like urine in this joint. Good job."
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Look. See?
"Look. See?"
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See how quick it goes away?
"See how quick it goes away?"
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Don't worry about it, boy.
"Don't worry about it, boy."
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You've always had McDonald's breakfast available.
"You've always had McDonald's breakfast available."
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Everybody was baffled. Are these sausages or hamburgers?
"Everybody was baffled. Are these sausages or hamburgers?"
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But I gotta go to the bathroom.
"But I gotta go to the bathroom."
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Can my kid use the bathroom for a minute?
"Can my kid use the bathroom for a minute?"
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Come on.
"Come on."
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All right.
"All right."
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Why?
"Why?"
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I never thought about that.
"I never thought about that."
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Are you okay?
"Are you okay?"
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Or they'll fall behind...
"Or they'll fall behind..."
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This is a big, important game.
"This is a big, important game."
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Cut the crap.
"Cut the crap."
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I'm serious. Don't do that.
"I'm serious. Don't do that."
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That's what I thought. Shut up.
"That's what I thought. Shut up."
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Don't you take naps?
"Don't you take naps?"
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It happens every 10 years...
"It happens every 10 years..."
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I can't take this. Are you serious?
"I can't take this. Are you serious?"
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How come you're not going?
"How come you're not going?"
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Let's go. Let's go.
"Let's go. Let's go."
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Welcome back.
"Welcome back."
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- Before you say anything... - Look at that.
"- Before you say anything... - Look at that."
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He wants you to see him. He likes you.
"He wants you to see him. He likes you."
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Our son. I adopted him.
"Our son. I adopted him."
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- I'm Sonny. - Sid.
"- I'm Sonny. - Sid."
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I am.
"I am."
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I had a mother lined up for him...
"I had a mother lined up for him..."
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He's like a cocker spaniel. I just...
"He's like a cocker spaniel. I just..."
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He'd be better off with his natural mother.
"He'd be better off with his natural mother."
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She had cancer. She must have sensed that her time was running short.
"She had cancer. She must have sensed that her time was running short."
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Pull.
"Pull."
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What do you mean?
"What do you mean?"
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I'm in a bad way. Vanessa dumped me. I don't know what I'm doing.
"I'm in a bad way. Vanessa dumped me. I don't know what I'm doing."
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You're damn right.
"You're damn right."
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He never leaves me alone.
"He never leaves me alone."
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Why?
"Why?"
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Who cares?
"Who cares?"
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I'll show you some cool shit along the way.
"I'll show you some cool shit along the way."
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It's coming right at you.
"It's coming right at you."
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That's okay with me then.
"That's okay with me then."
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Let me show you. Watch.
"Let me show you. Watch."
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He's going to sleep now.
"He's going to sleep now."
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Wake up.
"Wake up."
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Hang on right here for a second. Don't move.
"Hang on right here for a second. Don't move."
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Yeah, that's it.
"Yeah, that's it."
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What's with the cummerbund?
"What's with the cummerbund?"
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- What's your name? - Frankenstein.
"- What's your name? - Frankenstein."
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Your sister's Corinne? That sucks.
"Your sister's Corinne? That sucks."
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He's peeing on his own.
"He's peeing on his own."
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I'm sorry to hear that.
"I'm sorry to hear that."
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I gave him Nyquil. He should be out for the night.
"I gave him Nyquil. He should be out for the night."
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My friends make fun of me too. I've seen them 25 times.
"My friends make fun of me too. I've seen them 25 times."
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You're not attracted to, like, 60-year-old guys, are you?
"You're not attracted to, like, 60-year-old guys, are you?"
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The peanuts belonged to a squirrel...
"The peanuts belonged to a squirrel..."
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...Carrots, peanuts, what's the difference?
"...Carrots, peanuts, what's the difference?"
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And the squirrel said, Of course.
"And the squirrel said, Of course."
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And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair.
"And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair."
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You put them on if you feel scared, okay?
"You put them on if you feel scared, okay?"
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- Might as well... - Leave a message!
"- Might as well... - Leave a message!"
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Maybe it was a mistake.
"Maybe it was a mistake."
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It's cool you only work one day a week.
"It's cool you only work one day a week."
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I know.
"I know."
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It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him.
"It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him."
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Yeah, well, I got him.
"Yeah, well, I got him."
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Man, this Yoo-hoo is good. You know what else is good?
"Man, this Yoo-hoo is good. You know what else is good?"
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Puffing the cheeba.
"Puffing the cheeba."
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Go by the seesaw, smoke a J. You know what I'm talking about?
"Go by the seesaw, smoke a J. You know what I'm talking about?"
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I have a bellybutton.
"I have a bellybutton."
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What's rum?
"What's rum?"
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