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Clips from Archer - Honeypot (S01E01)

"- Gay. - What?"
Archer
"- Gay. - Gayer!"
Archer
"- Now you got to take our words? - Sterling."
Archer
"I didn't mean that, it was racist."
Archer
"And even though you were gonna shoot and or frag me..."
Archer
"I feel like we had kind of a connection."
Archer
"I'm sad because we had a connection, and now..."
Archer
"And now I feel like a dick so come on."
Archer
"Well, the bedroom was untouched by the explosion."
Archer
"- I'm listening. - So let's blow the shit out of it."
Archer
"Oh. I thought you meant you wanted to..."
Archer
"- Ramón. - And just why is that so funny?"
Archer
"Scared... Scared and alone."
Archer
"- And it just sounds wonderful, but... - Hey, I'm just putting it out there."
Archer
"Or, wait, you could just be a sarcastic bitch your whole life."
Archer
"Uh, actually, lacrosse. But it's jai alai for white people."
Archer
"Danny!"
Archer
"But there, you see. It's gone."
Archer
"Goddamn it, we're dealing with some profound issues here..."
Archer
"maybe she said "bang" about Mr. Archer?"
Archer
"This is a lot harder than I thought."
Archer
"Oh, I think he will."
Archer
"and Rudi's an interior decorator. - God, he's the best in Miami."
Archer
"crack open a tube of cookie dough and talk?"
Archer
"Well, he is unpredictable."
Archer
"Swear to God. And look at slut, just getting home."
Archer
"- I was going to have to start from scratch. - The kitchen's not bad."
Archer
"- Are you kidding? - Oh my God, you, like, sneeze glitter."
Archer
"Is amazing, no loss of resolution..."
Archer
"Oh, who's your bridge partner?"
Archer
"- Ramón blew me off. - Then where were you all night?"
Archer
"Are you out of your big fat Russian skull?"
Archer
"- Have Gillette do this. - Sterling, you're the only one I can trust."
Archer
"Krakow? Oh, for..."
Archer
"Seriously, that's like Eggs 101, Woodhouse."
Archer
"- Lf I had a spoon... No, no, no."
Archer
"around women. - Really?"
Archer
"Out-macho a gay guy? Oh, my stars."
Archer
"L... I can't believe we hung up on them."
Archer
"What the...? - You'll never take me alive, bastardos."
Archer
"- I can explain. - You were gonna frag me?"
Archer
"Ramón, was that not totally epic?"
Archer
"No. This was for decorating. What, look at this place."
Archer