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Clips from King of the Hill - The Perils of Polling (S05E05)

"My name is Ted T. Ganaway and I'm running for president."
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"Yeah. Well..."
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"my wife and I are pretty committed to George W. Bush, you know."
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"Well, good luck with the campaign."
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"Governor George W. Bush and Vice President Al Gore..."
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"want you to focus on my hit-and-run conviction..."
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"and not my sixteen-point plan for America."
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"Dad, I know it's not up your alley, but there's this pig named Mitch--"
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"Let's go."
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"Welcome, folks."
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"Y'all ready for some world-class pig-diving?"
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"Now, before we meet our star, let's give a county-fair howdy..."
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"to Mitch's Fishes."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the main event..."
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"the Pork Louganis, Mitch the Amazing Diving Pig."
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"That was pretty good for a pig."
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"And now for our finale."
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"Mitch will dive through three rings of burning fire."
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"It is the most difficult dive known to man or pig:"
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"The Johnny Cash!"
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"I love this pig!"
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"Nothing to worry about, folks."
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"Mitch is just hamming it up."
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"Where is he?"
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"Where is he?"
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"Somebody do something!"
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"Bobby, no! That's pig water!"
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"Mitch is dead!"
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"- What's your name? - Bobby Hill."
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"Let's give a big hand to Bobby Hill..."
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"Oh, God!"
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"How much money is it gonna take to get that film?"
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"I'm with the Bush-Cheney campaign. And you must be..."
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"the amazing pig-saving boy's father."
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"- Well. I don't-- - This is just the kind of heroism..."
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"the Governor loves to attach himself to."
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"Why don't you all come to his Get Out The Vote rally next week..."
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"- as our guests? - Great."
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"Now, if you do a background check..."
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"Oh, terrific. George W.'s gonna need every vote he can get..."
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"or they won't call it a landslide."
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"No, he's not."
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"What? Communist? No!"
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"My first election and your vote means nothing."
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"Long live the People's Revolution!"
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"The Russians don't even believe in communism anymore."
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"You said you wanted me to vote."
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"First, the line at his booth was the shortest."
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"And his shirt is white. And his jacket is blue."
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"- Boo! - Commie, go home!"
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"Stop fighting the last war, Hank."
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"Women got the vote and there's nothing we can do about it."
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"[Doorbell ringing]"
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"I'll get it."
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"The Manger Babies. I'll get rid of them."
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"Cheerio. I just wanted to tell you..."
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"you should vote for Robert Parigi of the Communist Party USA..."
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"for President, what-what."
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"You don't know the first thing about communism."
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"What's to know?"
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"Robert Parigi's got the cutest little ears and prettiest eyebrows."
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"Sounds like you, Uncle Hank."
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"you're acting like an idiot and make you cry."
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"Hee-haw! You're a communist! Hee-haw!"
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"- No, I'm not! - Welcome to the party, mate."
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"Get that penguin back here. I'm not done."
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"Why, I say! You look good in red, Comrade Hill, what-what."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Uncle Hank, no."
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"Hank, I'm making cookies to serve on election day."
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"or the E.L. Fudge heated up?"
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"I don't know."
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"Well, where is Luanne?"
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"Well, I told her she was being an idiot and she ran off crying."
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"Oh, Hank. Again?"
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"Well, she called me a communist in my own home."
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"She doesn't know what the heck she's talking about."
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"and let George W. put his issues..."
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"I can't bring a communist to see the next president of the United States."
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"then she really is a communist and then we really have a problem."
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"Hey, y'all. How're y'all doing?"
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"He's even more handsome than his dad."
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"Well, Barbara's a handsome woman."
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"Dick Cheney and I have this thing in the bag."
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"So, don't forget to vote on November 7."
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"I really like his smile."
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"And his tie. Which is red."
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"I like red ties."
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"Close your eyes and listen to the issues."
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"Wait till you hear him call for lower taxes and a stronger national defense."
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"Wand a strong national defense."
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"God bless you and God bless the United States of America."
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"You know, you were right, Uncle Hank."
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"He's gonna cut my taxes..."
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"and let me pray in junior college."
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"I think I will vote for him."
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"- I can't remember. - I'll wing it."
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"Hey, there's Heimlich County's newest hero."
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"I was just in the right place at the right time, like any hero."
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"- Yeah. And I'm the boy's dad. - And I need your vote, partner."
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"Well, you've got it, Governor Bush."
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"[Quizzical instrumental music]"
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"Stop it. All of you, stop it. Stop it right now!"
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"This is dead serious. I don't know what to do."
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"I thought I knew the man."
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"But the man I knew had a strong, firm grip."
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"I thought you only cared about the issues, Hank."
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"Well, yeah."
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"But a man's handshake is an issue."
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"No. Character is about having principles..."
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"and not sleeping with the help and such. But a wimpy handshake..."
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"- now, that's just trivial, Hank. - It's not trivial."
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"a lot of nonsense."
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"No dumber than a handshake."
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"The system's broke, Hank. The election baby has peed in the bathwater."
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"You gotta throw them both out."
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"It was a horrible, horrible, horrible handshake."
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"But, I don't know."
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"All the suckers are at the polls. The outlet malls are empty."
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"The parking lots are full, which I never understood."
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