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Clips from Aloha

Videos 2016 3 min 1,422 clips
Short Biography

Credits

Oh, I don't know, sweetie.
"Oh, I don't know, sweetie."
Aloha
Next sign of the Arrival:
"Next sign of the Arrival:"
Aloha
When we get to the Kingdom, I'm gonna need Bumpy all to myself, you know that.
"When we get to the Kingdom, I'm gonna need Bumpy all to myself, you know that."
Aloha
...waiting for the Molly to kick in so we can writhe in the mud...
"...waiting for the Molly to kick in so we can writhe in the mud..."
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...and wait for Tupac's hologram to come on and make us feel things.
"...and wait for Tupac's hologram to come on and make us feel things."
Aloha
Who's Brian?
"Who's Brian?"
Aloha
I'm Brian!
"I'm Brian!"
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- That's who I am. End of speech. -Understood.
"- That's who I am. End of speech. -Understood."
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By the way, my ex-spouse did not give me the heave.
"By the way, my ex-spouse did not give me the heave."
Aloha
Nobody wants to live where they are. They wanna be in a fantasy. All right?
"Nobody wants to live where they are. They wanna be in a fantasy. All right?"
Aloha
She gave me the heave.
"She gave me the heave."
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What is that?
"What is that?"
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Ah!
"Ah!"
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- You lost? -Afternoon. Ahem. Here to see the king.
"- You lost? -Afternoon. Ahem. Here to see the king."
Aloha
No?
"No?"
Aloha
Like, maybe five, six years ago.
"Like, maybe five, six years ago."
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It's an honor to be here.
"It's an honor to be here."
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The sky is sacred. The shelter over all of us.
"The sky is sacred. The shelter over all of us."
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Fourteen agriculturally-perfect acres on the other side of this mountain.
"Fourteen agriculturally-perfect acres on the other side of this mountain."
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No, brah. Grab some food, listen to the music and go home.
"No, brah. Grab some food, listen to the music and go home."
Aloha
How can we make this work, Bumpy?
"How can we make this work, Bumpy?"
Aloha
- What? - My kupuna says the two mountains...
"- What? - My kupuna says the two mountains..."
Aloha
...the two at the foot of the valley. In good faith.
"...the two at the foot of the valley. In good faith."
Aloha
Whoa, whoa. I can't-- I can't give you back Hawaii, Bumpy.
"Whoa, whoa. I can't-- I can't give you back Hawaii, Bumpy."
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And free cell phone service. We don't get but one bar.
"And free cell phone service. We don't get but one bar."
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- In fact, we hardly get that. -I can't do that.
"- In fact, we hardly get that. -I can't do that."
Aloha
- What are you doing? -This is not the military of old, Bumpy.
"- What are you doing? -This is not the military of old, Bumpy."
Aloha
...of the United States Air Force Space Command...
"...of the United States Air Force Space Command..."
Aloha
You can trust me.
"You can trust me."
Aloha
- Of course. -Can I hear Waimanalo Blues...
"- Of course. -Can I hear Waimanalo Blues..."
Aloha
I guarantee it. Let's do that.
"I guarantee it. Let's do that."
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♪ The beaches they sell To build their hotels ♪
"♪ The beaches they sell To build their hotels ♪"
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♪ Singing Waimanalo blues ♪
"♪ Singing Waimanalo blues ♪"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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- Sorry- _Okay-
"- Sorry- _Okay-"
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- Free cell service and-- -Half a mountain.
"- Free cell service and-- -Half a mountain."
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Especially you.
"Especially you."
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Stick around.
"Stick around."
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- Love of country. -Love of country.
"- Love of country. -Love of country."
Aloha
We speak money, they speak myths and sky...
"We speak money, they speak myths and sky..."
Aloha
...but the sky doesn't actually speak...
"...but the sky doesn't actually speak..."
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That was all about land, cash and cell phones.
"That was all about land, cash and cell phones."
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Aloha.
"Aloha."
Aloha
Mm.
"Mm."
Aloha
Ancient tribal warriors that are paying respect to their ancestors.
"Ancient tribal warriors that are paying respect to their ancestors."
Aloha
Are we?
"Are we?"
Aloha
I miss Dad.
"I miss Dad."
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She's of Swedish descent, so I am a quarter Hawaiian.
"She's of Swedish descent, so I am a quarter Hawaiian."
Aloha
They really did. What else can I do?
"They really did. What else can I do?"
Aloha
- Okay. ls your mother in there? -Yep.
"- Okay. ls your mother in there? -Yep."
Aloha
-l'll ease into it. Do you have a soda? - Yeah.
"-l'll ease into it. Do you have a soda? - Yeah."
Aloha
She tell you she was one-quarter Hawaiian?
"She tell you she was one-quarter Hawaiian?"
Aloha
What? Well, do you have what you want?
"What? Well, do you have what you want?"
Aloha
Cut at the corner of your eyebrow...
"Cut at the corner of your eyebrow..."
Aloha
You've got it now on film forever. Here we go.
"You've got it now on film forever. Here we go."
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But up strong.
"But up strong."
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You gotta be strong with it. That was a little bit wobbly.
"You gotta be strong with it. That was a little bit wobbly."
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You're gonna slice the air.
"You're gonna slice the air."
Aloha
Up to the eyebrow. Good.
"Up to the eyebrow. Good."
Aloha
I'm getting the hang of this.
"I'm getting the hang of this."
Aloha
That's good.
"That's good."
Aloha
...so just stop me before I talk to you like a girlfriend, heh.
"...so just stop me before I talk to you like a girlfriend, heh."
Aloha
- You know what? -What?
"- You know what? -What?"
Aloha
I had three days planned in San Francisco.
"I had three days planned in San Francisco."
Aloha
Hey, you know what, I do remember.
"Hey, you know what, I do remember."
Aloha
It didn't have to be bold, just something.
"It didn't have to be bold, just something."
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I just wanted you to show up.
"I just wanted you to show up."
Aloha
Maybe not all of it.
"Maybe not all of it."
Aloha
Then he walked over to me and put his hand on my shoulder and he said:
"Then he walked over to me and put his hand on my shoulder and he said:"
Aloha
Check out my manliness. I've been working out. Right?
"Check out my manliness. I've been working out. Right?"
Aloha
- Hi, Mom. -Hi.
"- Hi, Mom. -Hi."
Aloha
Thank God.
"Thank God."
Aloha
Mr. Gilcrest?
"Mr. Gilcrest?"
Aloha
Cool room.
"Cool room."
Aloha
Many, many times.
"Many, many times."
Aloha
- What's that? -That's The Arrival.
"- What's that? -That's The Arrival."
Aloha
The Arrival.
"The Arrival."
Aloha
How does the myth end, so I know how to plan my summer?
"How does the myth end, so I know how to plan my summer?"
Aloha
To be eased only through eruption...
"To be eased only through eruption..."
Aloha
That's not a bad deal.
"That's not a bad deal."
Aloha
No, not a problem.
"No, not a problem."
Aloha
Woody, you ready?
"Woody, you ready?"
Aloha
Okay, everybody, let's do it.
"Okay, everybody, let's do it."
Aloha
- I'm Lono. -Heh, heh, heh.
"- I'm Lono. -Heh, heh, heh."
Aloha
I love him.
"I love him."
Aloha
I know.
"I know."
Aloha
All right, you two.
"All right, you two."
Aloha
Mm. Ahem.
"Mm. Ahem."
Aloha
- Nice to see you. - Happy holidays.
"- Nice to see you. - Happy holidays."
Aloha
Good to see you, sir.
"Good to see you, sir."
Aloha
Whoo.
"Whoo."
Aloha
Get it, get it, get it. Yeah.
"Get it, get it, get it. Yeah."
Aloha
Yeah. I'll take a Kamehameha lemonade.
"Yeah. I'll take a Kamehameha lemonade."
Aloha
♪ I'm satisfied You blow my mind I'
"♪ I'm satisfied You blow my mind I'"
Aloha
- Whoa. - Careful.
"- Whoa. - Careful."
Aloha
- Did you feel that? -What's that?
"- Did you feel that? -What's that?"
Aloha
Captain, come on. Not every noe lani is a puka lani.
"Captain, come on. Not every noe lani is a puka lani."
Aloha
Not every gentle mist is a gate to heaven.
"Not every gentle mist is a gate to heaven."
Aloha
Nice.
"Nice."
Aloha
- We're leaving the kids and just going. - Okay.
"- We're leaving the kids and just going. - Okay."
Aloha
How is it that a high-ranking professional is alone on the holidays?
"How is it that a high-ranking professional is alone on the holidays?"
Aloha
Well, I don't hook up, I get deployed.
"Well, I don't hook up, I get deployed."
Aloha
- Tell me about it. -You know the truth.
"- Tell me about it. -You know the truth."
Aloha
It's been guys who are like me. I call them Alone Togethers.
"It's been guys who are like me. I call them Alone Togethers."
Aloha
- Maybe you should go civilian next time. -Heh, heh, are you kidding me?
"- Maybe you should go civilian next time. -Heh, heh, are you kidding me?"
Aloha
Well, you just have to work on your delivery, Ng.
"Well, you just have to work on your delivery, Ng."
Aloha
I'm a fighter pilot.
"I'm a fighter pilot."
Aloha
- On second thought, do stand up. -lt's good to see you, general.
"- On second thought, do stand up. -lt's good to see you, general."
Aloha
I didn't know you disliked me.
"I didn't know you disliked me."
Aloha
- What did you say to Dixon? -I let him insult me.
"- What did you say to Dixon? -I let him insult me."
Aloha
Welcome to your expanded job description.
"Welcome to your expanded job description."
Aloha
What, now?
"What, now?"
Aloha
♪ There's a room Where the light won't find you N
"♪ There's a room Where the light won't find you N"
Aloha
Nice work, Gilcrest.
"Nice work, Gilcrest."
Aloha
...this country was built to do before 2O layers of government...
"...this country was built to do before 2O layers of government..."
Aloha
But that money you pocketed from the Afghanis, that was different.
"But that money you pocketed from the Afghanis, that was different."
Aloha
You thought I never knew. I always knew.
"You thought I never knew. I always knew."
Aloha
...will be the center of a whole new operation.
"...will be the center of a whole new operation."
Aloha
Captain Ng, this is Carson Welch.
"Captain Ng, this is Carson Welch."
Aloha
One, two, three, two.
"One, two, three, two."
Aloha