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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Misfire (S08E08)

"I'm Vic, keep up."
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"What Vic does,"
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"is I'm responsible for overseeing security here."
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"You see, it is our job to keep the girls safe and secure."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah we're safe and secure today..."
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"uhuh...lather it up Brenda !"
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"Uhhh... Michael wants to see Brenda !"
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"No,"
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"employees only. We've got a code of ethics around here Michael."
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"It's right there."
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"So,"
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"Vic tells me you used to be a cop ?"
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"Uhh wait, I thought that you were Vic ?"
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"There's another Vic, try to keep up."
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"Uhh yeah, well I got, I got kicked off the force."
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"Then I was gonna make the move here to be closer to my daughter..."
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"What, you're married ?"
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"I do not see you wearing a ring."
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"Great minds think alike !"
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"Actually uhh I just got a girl pregnant."
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"You got a girl pregnant ?"
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"I got a girl pregnant !"
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"Give Vic a high five !"
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"You-Vic or the other Vic ?"
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"The other Vic ? What is that some kind of a joke ?"
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"The other Vic got both his hands blows off in 'Nam."
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"Haha, I'm just kidding !"
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"I like your sense of humour kid."
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"Now come here, all kidding aside, I want to ask you something seriously."
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"Do you like spicy food ?"
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"Sure, I'll eat anything. Actually I put that on the resume."
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"Try this salsa."
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"Go on, makes you feel like you got shot in the tongue."
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"How can I say no to that ?!"
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"Ooohhhh !"
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"Whoooooo !"
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"Yeah that hot, that's hot right."
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"Yeah, you know it's hot when you get all moist and sweaty up under here eh !"
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"Come on, feel it !"
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"Ah I don't think I wanna touch Vic's head..."
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"- No, go ahead, feel it... - No I really don't..."
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"- Feel it ! - Okay."
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"- Haaaaa, - Gotcha !"
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"And he just called and offered me the job !"
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"Ahh men, it's like I was really looking for some direction and that's why I was gonna get married,"
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"but now that'll be just like crazy you know !"
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"Thank God I didn't say anything to Jackie !"
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"Uh oh Kelso..."
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"Oh man, she has absolutely no idea !"
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"If I could just get a word in..."
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"For once in my life I didn't just blurt something out and I ruined everything !"
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"- Yes about that... - It's like i'm all scot-free !"
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"Kelso ! Listen to me !"
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"I told Jackie you were proposing and now she's thrilled."
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"How could you do that ?!"
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"I know. I have a problem."
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"Actually, now you have a problem."
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"So..."
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"good luck with that."
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"You told Jackie I was gonna propose to her ?!"
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"Yes and you should have seen all the squealing and jumping around !"
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"And Jackie was excited too !"
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"You guys are idiots. Who gets married on a whim anyway ?"
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"You did."
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"Yeah but that was to a stripper !"
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"And to be fair, I was pretty drunk, so I might have been trying to say:"
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"Will you carry me ?"
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"It's like I love Jackie okay,"
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"and I know that some day we're gonna be together but just not yet."
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"You fool, don't you understand ?!"
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"Hyde really screwed Jackie up, and she is only going to be like this for a little while longer."
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"You gotta strike when the broad is still a mess man !"
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"Look Kelso,"
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"I'm completely against this un-holy union."
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"But if you really want to be with Jackie, you cannot run away now."
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"She'll be so pissed she'll never talk to you again."
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"Okay so..."
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"you're saying if I don't go through with this now,"
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"I'm gonna blow my chances with Jackie forever ?"
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"Yes."
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"You have succesfully repeated what I just said."
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"That's it."
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"I wanna ask Jackie to marry me."
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"Great ! Let's go buy a ring !"
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"No, Jackie once said that she'd rather have a balloon tied around her finger"
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"than a diamond under two carats."
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"So let's go buy a balloon !"
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"Jackie you can't marry Kelso."
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"Picture what your life would be like..."
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"Hi honey, how was your day ?"
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"Ahhh great. I had another affair."
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"What ?!"
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"Okay, you told me not to lie !"
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"Yeah I told you not to lie or cheat !"
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"Right and I chose not to lie !"
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"Well can I at least have some money for groceries ?"
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"Sorry babe, I got fired again, but I know what will make you feel better !"
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"Oh no ! Not another box of dogs !"
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"It's another a box of dogs !"
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"No, no Michael, no, no, this is not the life I pictured !"
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"I had dreams of a career, of travel."
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"Of a husband who didn't have a girlfriend !"
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"Babe I hear ya, I do,"
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"I really do..."
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"But you know what"
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"pantst ya ! Burn !"
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"Hey kids, I pantst you Mom again !"
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"- Who wants to jump off the roof ?! - Yeah !"
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"That's your life Jackie."
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"Oh yeah ?"
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"Well, just for that, I'm gonna toss my bouquet while you're in the can !"
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"Kitty ?"
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"What's all this ?"
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"Surprise !"
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"We're having an anniversary party."
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"But I don't want a party !"
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"I was gonna take you to... the boat show !"
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"I'm not going to a boat show."
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"Fine ! It's a vodka-show, just get in the car !"
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