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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Spaghetti Western and Meatballs (S01E01)

"Okay. Burn Unit, commence."
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"- You go first. - Oh, I play soccer, 'cause I forgot I have hands."
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"Burn! I'm on the news because I have a huge head"
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"Burn! I can't outrun a lawn mower 'cause my dress is so tight."
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"- Oh! I'm dead. - Burn!"
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"- ♪♪ [Western] - Whoa. It's Banjo."
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"- Oh, I'm a cowboy, and I got- - Wait, wait, wait."
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"Suspend Burn Unit. This is a great movie."
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"It's a spaghetti western- the best one- underappreciated."
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"- He plays a banjo. - ♪♪ [Strums Chord]"
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"- Yeah, I can see that. - They made a whole bunch of these."
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"Dad. Do we have anything bigger than this?"
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"- Oh, Gene. What did you do? - Nothing yet."
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"- Just planning ahead. What are you guys watching? - [Bullet' Ricocheting]"
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"Nothing. Go back to bed."
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"The Burn Unit is just me and Dad."
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"- [Gunfire] - Whoa! Did he just shoot bullets out of his banjo?"
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"- Yes. - Damn!"
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"Oh, you like that, Gene? 'Cause we’re changing the channel."
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"No, no! Let's watch it. This is pretty much the beginning."
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"- What? - Gene, sit here."
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"[Shouts] What? [Grunts]"
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"It's like pushing a couch off the couch! Yah!"
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"Here. Hold my plunger."
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"- Yah! ' [Thugs]"
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"[Gene] Ow!"
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"Ah! We are just so thrilled that you chose us to cater the event."
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"Mom. Mom. Fill me up."
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"- I just hope we can live up to last year's event. - Mom."
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"- That Colleen Caviello- - Mom!"
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"She really outdid herself... and never lets anyone forget about it."
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"Just fill up the little mug."
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"- Ouch. - Right. Right, right. [Laughing]"
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"Okay, Mr. Frond. Good-bye. Good-bye."
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"So, What are we catering? That sounded promising."
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"Oh, it's a real big deal, Bobby."
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"It's a fund-raiser for Tina's Conflict Resolution Club."
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"Colleen Caviello made the food last year."
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"This year she can go... blow a balloon."
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"Yay! You're catering our fund-raiser."
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"- That's great. How much does it pay? - Nothin'."
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"- Nothing? - It's a benefit, Bobby."
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"- It's a spaghetti dinner. - But we don't make spaghetti."
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"This is school fund-raising, Bob. It's a pasta game."
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"You make spaghetti, or you go home."
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"Besides, it's for a good cause."
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"Oh, yeah- to one-up, uh, Colleen Caviello. That's a- That's a great cause."
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"You weren’t there, Bob! You don't know how awful it was."
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"[Voice Slowed Down] This is delicious."
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"Oh, my God, I love this ziti."
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"[Laughing]"
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"[Both Laughing]"
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"They love my ziti."
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"And that was the worst day of my life."
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"Anyway, this isn't about Colleen This is about 77?-;a."
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"We're raising money to buy a bulletproof trash can..."
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"- so gang members can finally throw out their guns. - Aw."
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"And we're teaching conflict resolution skills you can use in your own lives."
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"That's right, Tina. And Mr. Frond is runnin' the whole thing."
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"Ugh. Mr. Frond? He's a tall drink of... annoying."
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"- That may be true, but you're gonna drink that drink, mister! - I don't want to."
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"I have worked too hard to get us this event..."
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"so you'll be nice to Frond, and you'll make spaghetti and meatballs!"
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"- No. - Yes."
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"- No! ' Yes!"
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"I'm gonna half-ass it."
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"- Yay. - Dad, check it out."
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"- Little Princess Guitar. - Gene, that's mine!"
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"You never use it. I'm like Banjo."
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"- What's the bad guy's name? - Ceviche."
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"- Choo-Choo? - Yeah. He's kind of my nemesis."
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"If I'm telling a joke, he'll say the punch line before I do."
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"Vampire walks into a bar and says, “I'll have a-""
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"- I'll have a blood lite. - Huh?"
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"What do you calla Spanish guy with a rubber toe?"
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"- Ruberto! - Ruber- [Frustrated Grunt]"
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"What kind of bees make milk?"
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"- Boo-bees! - Boo-bees! [Screams]"
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"So, I'm gonna use this guitar..."
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"- to stand up to Choo-Choo like Banjo. - ♪ [Chord] ♪"
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"That's, uh- That's great, Gene."
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"- But I think your face is wrong. - My face is wrong?"
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"Yeah, you should do the Banjo icy stare."
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"Like this?"
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"[Laughs] N- No. Not like that."
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"- [Growling] - No, no, no. Don't growl."
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"- Like this? - Hmm. Maybe try that."
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"[Man] ♪ Banjo, Banjo ♪"
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"Hey, Gene, Gene."
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""How do you plead?" "I’m innocent.""
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"“Your fingerprints were all over the murder weapon!""
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"“I don't have fingers." “Your Honor!""
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"- I don't have time for this. - What?"
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"You don't have time for Food Court? Where are you going?"
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"Hey. Wanna hear a good one?"
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"- [Groans] - What's green and sings?"
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"Go ahead. Do it."
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"- El- - ♪ [Chord] ♪"
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"- Elvis P- -}; [Chord]"
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"- Elvis Par- - Ah!"
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"- Forget it. - I'll tell you what's green and sings."
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"- Elvis Parsley. - [Laughing]"
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"You don't say the punch lines to other people's jokes anymore!"
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"- You got that, poo-poo? - ♪ [Chord] ♪"
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"- [Laughing] - What the hell?"
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"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Thank you."
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"Anyway- Gene, look. They're about to announce the verdict."
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"Guilty!” “No;"
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"“Take him away!""
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"Gene, where are you going?"
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"“What's up with Gene?” I don't know, lasagna. I don't know."
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"You know, cooking spaghetti isn't even cooking."
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"It's just, like, boiling water"
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"- Hey, Bobby, can I come to this thing? - Uh, I don’t think so."
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"Why not? Some of these moms are divorced, right?"
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"They meet me, I meet their kids..."
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"maybe throw the ball around- not inside, but-"
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"Uh, we agreed, no more school events for you, Teddy."
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"- Hey, Dad. Guess what? - What?"
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"- I acted like Banjo and took Choo-Choo down. - ♪ [Chord] ♪"
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