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Clips from Meet the Fockers (2004)

"It just happened. You know--you know how it happens."
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"I mean, I'm not going into the details."
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"Honey, I love details."
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"Sorry. [mumbling] All right. Okay."
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"Well, you know, honey,"
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"many unplanned pregnancies happen"
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"because the man is such a sexual dynamo"
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"and the woman craves his sperm"
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"on an unconscious but very powerful level."
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"Hmm-mmm. Mom, I am truly not comfortable"
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"having this conversation with you."
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"No? No."
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"I've been saying it since I was 1 1 ."
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"All right."
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"Love you. Love you, too."
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"Uh, Jack!"
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"What say you and me go into town?"
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"I got a guy who can fix your RV."
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"I'm in far too much physical agony, Bernie."
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"Gee, I'm sorry,"
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"but it'll be good for you, you know, to,"
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"you know, to get out and about."
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"Yeah. Perfect. I can take the girls shopping in Coconut Grove."
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"Little Jack is on"
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"a very specific napping schedule."
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"I better stay here."
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"No, go. Greg can watch him."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"He has wonderful parental instincts."
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"Dad, Greg deals with little kids in the ER all the time."
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"It's true. They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing."
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"[all laughing]"
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"(Roz) That's so cute."
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"Why would someone call you Barry Poppins?"
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"They wouldn't."
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"Now, remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him."
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"So unless it's an emergency,"
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"under no circumstances should you pick him up"
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"or coddle him in any way when he cries."
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"Hmm-mmm. Okay."
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"He's learning to self-soothe,"
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"that means no television, no unapproved toys,"
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"and most of all,"
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"no monkey business of any kind."
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"Is that clear? Mmm-hmm."
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"No monkey business. Okay."
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"Jack."
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"Shall we get a move on, pal-o-mino?"
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"(Jack) I'm ready."
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"I love this, Roz."
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"This is a great find."
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"Oh, good, and it's loose,"
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"so you can wear it even if you gain a few pounds."
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"Isn't that lovely?"
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"Honey, are you all right?"
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"You look a little flushed."
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"Oh, it's just the heat. It takes some getting used to."
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"I'm fine. I'm going to try this on."
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"Thank you, Roz."
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"Now, madame,"
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"let's find something sexy for the momma to wear."
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"Look at this little number."
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"Whoa!"
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"I think this will get Jack's blood flowing."
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"Jack would have a coronary."
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"I thought so."
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"Oh, Dina, talk to me."
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"What's really going on with that man?"
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"He seems very uptight."
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"Jack's always been a little wound up."
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"His job was very stressful."
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"Being a florist is stressful?"
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"There's more to it than people think."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"If you don't mind me asking, how is your sex life?"
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"[laughs]"
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"I can't tell you that."
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"What's the big deal? I'm a professional."
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"Dina, I'm a sex therapist,"
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"specializing in senior sexuality."
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"I knew those weren't yoga mats."
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"[both laughing]"
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"We're not 25 any-anymore."
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"But you're not dead, either."
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"Lots of couples our age"
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"lack intimacy in their marriages."
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"I didn't say we weren't intimate."
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"There are special occasions. You know, anniversaries and..."
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"Well, on our anniversary."
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"Ay-ya-yay. Nicht gut."
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"I beg your pardon."
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"Not good."
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"I think that I can help you and Jack reconnect."
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"How?"
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"Well,"
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"it all starts with a little bit of, uh,"
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"how shall I say, intimate contact."
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"Yeah. Mmm-hmm."
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"My, that tingles."
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"Every pleasure in the body"
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"can be stimulated through the ears."
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"[moaning]"
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"I'd give it a shot with Jack tonight."
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"What's goin' on over here?"
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"Nothing, just having some girl talk."
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"Roz."
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"·Little Jack wailing·"
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"[sighs]"
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"·Little Jack continues wailing·"
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"Okay. Here's the deal, LJ."
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"I'm going to give you a few minutes of attention."
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"But you have to promise"
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"that you don't tell Grandpa Jack anything, okay?"
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"(Greg) All right. Good."
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"[cooing]"
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"Okay, I don't quite know what that means,"
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"but I'm going to trust you."
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"All right. Here we go."
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"Okay. Okay. It's okay."
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"A little huggie-wuggie never hurt anybody."
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