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Clips from Meet the Fockers (2004)

"Jack, tell me one smart thing the CLIA has done"
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"and I'll give you the deed to her house."
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"The CLIA?"
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"The Central Lack of lntelligence Agency."
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"[Bernie and Roz laughing]"
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"[Little Jack wailing]"
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"I think that baby might need a couple of pulls"
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"on that knocker of yours, Jack."
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"[both laughing]"
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"No, it's okay."
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"We're Ferberizing him."
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"You're what? The Ferber method."
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"You let him cry it out. This way he doesn't depend on coddling."
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"On the other hand, the Continuum Concept"
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"shows that a baby benefits"
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"more from constant physical contact."
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"Oh."
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"We use the Ferber Method."
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"We used the Focker Method."
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"We hugged and kissed that little prince"
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"like there was no tomorrow."
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"We Fockerized him."
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"That's right."
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"Greggy practically slept in our bed till he was 10."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, I don't think it was quite that long."
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"Yes, it was."
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"No, it wasn't 10."
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"Nine-and-a-half, at least."
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"Mom, I don't think so."
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"I didn't sleep in their bed all that time."
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"(Roz) Bernie, get the photo album."
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"I'm one step ahead of you."
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"No, no, no, we're eating dinner, come on."
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"These are the curls"
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"from his first trip to the barbershop."
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"Nobody wants to see this."
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"Oh, and you kept all of his baby teeth."
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"Look at his darling little teeth,"
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"isn't that sweet?"
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"Uh-oh, somebody looks very grumpy there."
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"Oh, that's Gay with the mohel."
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"The mohel? No."
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"(Roz) He's the man who snips the baby's little winkydink."
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"See, that's Greg getting circumcised, right here."
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"We had the ceremony at my parents' house"
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"but there was a cold snap and... Tell him."
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"The heater conked out."
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"Mom."
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"No matter how hard he tried, the mohel couldn't coax"
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"Greg's tiny little turtle from its shell."
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"You know what? Let's not talk about the tiny turtle, okay?"
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"Let's... Th-this is dinner."
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"Honey, half the people at this table have penises."
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"Mom, control yourself."
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"Roz, he's right. You're embarrassing him."
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"Okay, I'm sorry."
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"Make a long story short, Jack, he wound up with a semicirc."
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"[giggling]"
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"What's a semicirc?"
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"I can't wait to hear this."
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"What? It's a cross between an ant eater and--"
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"A German Army helmet."
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"[all laughing]"
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"But, honey... Oh!"
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"You wanted to talk about the wedding, right?"
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"Don't tell me you kept his umbilical cord."
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"Of course not, that's Greg's foreskin."
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"All right, you know what? That's it. That's--that's enough humiliation."
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"Honey, stop. We're having fun."
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"No, I'm not having fun."
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"Why deny us our memories?"
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"Because we're done!"
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"[all screaming]"
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"[sizzling]"
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"Anyone in the mood for Chinese?"
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"You told me your first time"
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"was with the Danish transfer student in high school."
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"Yeah, well, you weren't exactly forthcoming"
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"about your engagement with Kevin."
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"Yeah, well, he wasn't my babysitter."
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"Okay, I should have told you, all right."
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"Can we just let it go, please?"
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"We both got enough stuff to deal with this weekend."
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"Oh, hi, Jack."
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"Hello, Greg."
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"[sighs]"
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"Funny dinner, huh?"
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"How do you mean?"
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"I know that you are studying my family like the frozen caveman."
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"So, I just, I don't want you to be worried, okay?"
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"I mean, they're a little quirky,"
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"but they-they're well-intentioned"
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"and--and I think they're just nervous and..."
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"Greg, I am sure tomorrow will be a better day."
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"(Bernie) I'm sorry, ma'am."
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"I thought you ordered room service."
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"Are you sure you don't want"
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"any whipped cream with your sundae?"
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"[Roz screaming]"
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"(Roz) Bern, stop it!"
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"Who's Bern? I'm Chad, the bellhop."
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"Oh, no, come on, we did that last week."
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"Can't you be Sam the carpet-cleaning man?"
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"It's illogical. Why would a carpet cleaner have whipped cream?"
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"Well, improvise, honey."
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"Good evening, miss."
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"I'm here to clean your carpet."
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"[Bernie and Roz laughing]"
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"Do you mind if I put some foam down on your rug?"
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"I don't mind at all."
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"Good night, Greg."
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"Okay, sleep well, Jack."
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"(Roz) How long-- how long have you worked in this hotel?"
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"It's time to put some snow on your mountains."
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"Come on, I'm gonna get some whipped cream"
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"on those Tetons."
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"[Bernie and Roz laughing]"
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"Guys!"
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"(Roz) Come back in the morning, tootsie roll."
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