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Clips from The Office - Job Fair (S04E04)

"Hey. Ready?"
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"Come on. Show me excited."
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"to find some new interns."
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"Want to get some fresh blood."
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"Youth-anize this place."
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"Hey, we doing this thing? Yeah."
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"Everybody, I'm dating Barack Obama."
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"Why are you dressed like that? Like what?"
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"Maybe he's going to church or court."
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"Figured I'd look presentable. Yeah."
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"You went a different way."
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"I think you look nice. BOTH: Thank you."
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"Okay, here's what we're going to do."
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"I am going to instruct the kids about management and sales."
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"Oscar will be in charge of accounting,"
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"We don't have to worry about internships with them,"
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"because they definitely ain't going to college."
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"because Ryan put me on probation."
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"since I have some pretty big long term plans in my personal life with Pam,"
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"that I'd like her parents to be psyched about."
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"So I'm about to do something very bold at this job, that I've never done before."
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"(JIM EXCLAIMS)"
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"Mr. Maguire, it's been a couple of years."
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"Oh, no. No, no, no, no."
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"if he knew that I was out here with a Dartmouth boy."
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"You take that shirt off right now, or I will take it off for you, sir."
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"I am totally and completely kidding!"
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"(LAUGHING) Andrew Bernard, Cornell, '95."
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"Phil Maguire, Dartmouth, '74."
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"Hit about twelve hundred balls last night in preparation for today,"
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"I'm going to take this petty cash that I got from Oscar"
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"and turn it into next month's rent."
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"Pretending to have PMS, so I didn't have to play basketball."
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"Little over the top, don't you think?"
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"Show them what you brought, Mike."
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"We'll see. Yes, we will see, Oscar."
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"We will see, because a blank sheet of paper equals endless possibilities."
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"Conceptual. All right."
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"Andy, you're up. Let's go."
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"but, like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid,"
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"Guys, do we have to stay all day?"
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"I mean, Michael's gone. Can't we just go?"
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"Yeah, and I finished my work months ago."
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"Okay, excuse me, people."
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"When Jim is gone, Andy and I are in charge."
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"I will tell on you."
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"There is some filing, restocking of the supply shelves,"
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"replacing the water jug, which nobody likes to do."
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"We eat a lot of cake."
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"Cool. (LAUGHING)"
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"Yeah, and, you know, you basically learn how an office runs."
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"Excuse me. This is Michael, my boss. Justin."
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"Hey. Remember what we talked about in the car, on the way out?"
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""Only the best and the brightest.""
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"How you doing? Listen, I don't think that a handsome, funny, smart,"
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"You could do whatever you want to do. You could be a classy janitor"
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"Maybe, for you, paper should be more of a hobby."
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"Sorry for wasting your time."
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"Oh, no problem."
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"And he signed. Did he put his name on the piece of..."
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"on which to put their hopes and dreams,"
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"Michael, do you remember you specifically told me"
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"You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference,"
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"Hey, so, how's the direct mail business going?"
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"I can't complain. People love their junk mail."
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"Now, are you getting all your paper from PPC or..."
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"You know what, Jim? I'm not really looking to change things up right now."
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"I just came out here to get out of the office a little bit,"
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"so why don't we just play, okay?"
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"Absolutely. Will do."
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"So, I guess I'll just work on my short game."
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"What is this company?"
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"Dunder Mifflin Paper."
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"Thanks."
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"Okay. Damn it, Oscar."
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"My old art room."
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"Oh, maybe it's still here."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Do not worry, though. I have taken down their names,"
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"and I have docked them a personal day."
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"Mike?"
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"Well, I think they'll get the spirit of it."
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"Pam, Pam, Pam! We're dying here."
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"I want you to go back to the office, and I want you to get the real stuff."
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"I want you to get ultra white card stock."
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"Are you serious?"
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"Yes, and don't call me Shirley."
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"Okay."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Damn it."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"You could just pick it up, take the triple bogey."
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"Yeah, I'll get it out. Thank you. Yup."
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"Oh, man. Come on, Tuna."
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"Hey, can't really talk now. What's up?"
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"PAM: Just checking in. How's it going?"
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"to get Michael a single sheet of white paper."
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"Talk to you later?"
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"Yeah. All right. Bye."
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"All right."
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"I'm sorry, I've got to annoy you one more time."
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"What if I bring down shipping costs?"
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"You can try. But I've looked at your prices."
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"It's just... It's not in the stars, Jim."
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"Six. Yeah. All right."
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"All right, race to the next hole."
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"Shortcut, shortcut."
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"off the money from a large inheritance"
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"than have to work in any one of these crap holes."
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"They suck."
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"Just-in time. Hi."
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"Just-in case. What's your last name?"
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"Justin Polznik."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"He's the most important thing in my life right now."
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"Oscar Martinez, accountant extraordinaire. This is Justin."
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"(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)"
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"No, no, but she has already dated two guys in the office that we know of,"
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"You never... Excuse me."
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"Come here. I would never say this to her face,"
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