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"I mean, I work at the factory, you know?"
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"Really? I work there, too."
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"Are you serious?"
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"Yeah, I sure do. Well, I used to, but... Yeah."
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"Well, I just started working there."
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"Yeah, I'm the fastest sorter there."
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"-Really? -Yeah. Forty crates a day."
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"They were gonna make me floor manager."
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"Well, I'm Cindy."
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"We don't do it anymore, you know? It's... We just... I don't know what to do."
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"We're turning into one of those brother-sister couples."
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"You do kind of look alike."
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"-No, we don't. -Okay."
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"And to make things worse,"
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"Dean, I cannot get that Cindy girl out of my mind."
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"And how often am I going to meet a girl that pretty"
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"and that into food flavoring? It's just..."
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"You know she practically asked me out?"
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"She gave me her phone number and everything."
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"Asked me if I was going to that party where Rory's band is playing."
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"-Can you believe that? -Really?"
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"-Yeah. -What are you going to do?"
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"What do you mean, what am I gonna do?"
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"I'm gonna do nothing. I can't cheat on Suzie."
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"I just got to power through it until I'm too old to get it up, you know?"
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"Then I'll be all right."
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"What if Suzie cheated on you?"
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"Right. Come on."
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"Listen, man. I like Suzie. You know what I'm saying?"
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"And I got nothing against her,"
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"but what if she's feeling the same way you were? Right?"
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"What if she cheated on you? Would that bother you?"
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"I don't... No, I guess... No, I guess it wouldn't, at this point."
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"I guess that's a little weird, isn't it?"
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"Yeah, a bit, but, you know, do you think she would do it?"
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"-What? Cheat on me? No. -You sure?"
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"Well, I don't know, actually. Hang on. She might."
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"Suzie might. She could be tempted, I suppose."
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"If some really studly guy hit on her..."
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"So, you're saying that she would cheat on you"
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"if she were placed in temptation's way,"
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"and yet you're in temptation's way and you're not cheating on her?"
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"-That's right. -Okay, bro."
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"Here's what you need to do."
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"-I don't want drugs, Dean. -There are ways,"
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"ancient ways from Aztec times"
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"of getting your wife to cheat on you, if that is what you need."
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"Let's hear it."
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"You hire a gigolo"
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"to have an affair with your wife."
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"-What? -I'm serious, bro. I know a guy."
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"-You know a gigolo? -Yes, I do."
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"How do you know a gigolo?"
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"-This guy, Brad. -Brad the gigolo?"
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"Yes, who comes in here all the time. He's friends of Cliff."
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"You hire Brad. He has an affair with Suzie."
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"All right. Yeah. Don't you have another customer to help or something?"
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"Dude, you just told me that you wouldn't mind"
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"if she fooled around with somebody else."
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"And if she fools around with somebody else,"
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"you have no guilty feelings about hooking up with Cindy."
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"All your problems are solved. Stroke-of-genius idea on my part."
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"Jesus Christ, maybe I will try some of your Xanax."
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"-Come on. -Seriously."
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"I think what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna sit Suzie down"
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"and I'm just gonna talk to her about it."
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"-Bing! -No, that was a joke."
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"Not a joke."
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"-Joking. -Serious."
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"This gonna shut you up?"
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"Tell me what this stuff does, again."
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"Yeah, I just believe what's right is right."
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"That's right, Step."
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"And what's right is for you to send a message"
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"so that a horrible accident like this never happens to anybody ever again."
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"That's why I got a lawyer for you."
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"You want to know who?"
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"-Who? -The guy on all the bus-stop benches."
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"-Joe Adler? You got me Joe Adler? -Mmm-hmm."
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"Yeah."
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"You're so good to me, Cindy."
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"Okay. Oh, my gosh. Step, I'm sorry."
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"You're getting me aroused,"
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"and I'm getting you aroused,"
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"and your doctor said that you should not get aroused"
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"till after the trial."
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"Step, I'm so sorry."
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"I'm sorry. I think we should go. I'm sorry."
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"Man. Look at all them mallards."
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"I knew I should have brought the Mossberg."
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"Shit."
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"Do you remember what color that pill was I gave you?"
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"-What? -Damn it."
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"I don't think it was Xanax."
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"Could have been Ritalin or Special K."
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"I don't care. What?"
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"Well, Special K is a horse tranquilizer."
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"It sometimes has weird effects on humans."
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"Hey, it's nothing to worry about."
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"Probably just shouldn't drink anymore."
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"Remember that thing you were talking about?"
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"-About the gigolo? -Yeah?"
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"You don't think that is wrong?"
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"You don't think that that is morally wrong?"
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"What could be morally wrong about that?"
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"Yeah, I don't know."
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"Look, man. If she doesn't wanna do anything,"
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"she doesn't have to, okay?"
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"But if she does, then she's the one who sinned,"
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"and you're the one who can go out there"
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"and drop the Joel-pole in whoever the hell you want to."
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"And that's what's morally appropriate."
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"I cannot... I can't see anything morally wrong with it, either,"
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"and... And he's a friend of yours, right? What is his name?"
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"Brad. You want me to get on the phone with him?"
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"No, no. Just hang on."
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"It's very weird to even talk about this, Dean."
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"Dude, all you got to do is tell her he's coming to be the new pool guy"
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"or whatever, and see what happens. Seriously."
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"If she doesn't go for it, terrific."
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