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Clips from Ozark (2017) - Coffee, Black (S01E01)

"You can pay us back out of the fund after we're done with the penalty phase."
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"That way you don't lose any additional money."
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"-It's a great idea. -Yeah."
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"-So... So, you'll pay for it? -Absolutely."
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"This is an awful time for you. I can't imagine."
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"I don't want to make it worse by you losing money and..."
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"-Yeah. -Yeah."
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"Let us do this. We want to help."
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"Wow, that's, uh... Look, I'm..."
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"-I'm sorry for showing up like... -[Wendy] Oh, please."
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"[sighs]"
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"Wendy can go with you to the funeral home and help with the billing."
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"-What do you think? I got this. -Yeah, sure."
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"[stammers] I need to go clean up a little bit, but, uh, I'll go."
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"-Okay. Yeah, sure. -This is better."
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"-Cool. Well, I'll be in the car. -Okay."
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"-Thanks. Really appreciate it. -Yep."
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"-How we gonna pay for this? -I'll call the bank."
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"I'll get a credit increase. Funerals are what? Ten grand?"
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"[Wendy] I'm... I'm sorry, what is it she wants?"
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"It's extreme embalming. Uh, it started in Puerto Rico."
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"It's a celebration of their life, a way to show them at their best."
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"Mom saw it on Good Morning America."
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"-$12,000? -Yeah."
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"I understand she staged homes for a living."
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"Loved it."
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"Well, if you would like her hanging a piece of art,"
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"that would be quite beautiful, I think."
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"-[Sam] Oh. -There would be an extra charge, though."
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"-And why is that? -Oh."
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"My engineers would have to figure out"
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"how to suspend the painting in a way that won't topple the corpse."
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"Probably a ceiling mount."
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"[Sam] Oh, yeah. That'll do it."
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"I also worked up a rough estimate of the other items"
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"we spoke about on the phone."
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"The full buffet. Did you decide on a head count?"
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"-Between 100 and 150. -That many?"
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"Yacht club, bridge club, Rotary."
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"Hundred and fifty, to be safe."
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"[whispers] Sam, this is a lot."
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"Well, she always swore that she'd throw a funeral better than her wedding."
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"Stick it to my father. [chuckles]"
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"So Mom, isn't it?"
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"Our compression services for the carat she requested runs $19,900, pre-tax."
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"And I brought some of these diamonds here to show you."
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"[stammering] Well, I'm sorry. I'm a little behind here. What are these?"
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"Compression preserves our loved ones and keeps them with us."
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"We cremate the body,"
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"then use heat compression to convert the ashes into a diamond like these."
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"Yeah, Mom wanted me to have it in case I met somebody and decide to propose."
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"Hmm."
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"-Hey, Sam? -Yeah?"
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"Will you excuse us for a minute and just let me talk to Harry here about pricing?"
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"-Yeah, sure. Okay. -Okay."
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"-[Sam] Thanks. -Yeah."
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"-[clears throat] -Harry..."
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"it seems to me that some of this pricing just isn't accurate."
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"It is."
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"Well, but surely there's some room for negotiation?"
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"Not really."
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"What's the total?"
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"Pre-tax, it's $49,950 with the headstone."
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"What do you need a headstone for? She's a ring."
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"Visitation."
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"Visitation."
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"Of course."
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"[chuckles] Of course."
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"Hey, Harry?"
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"-Do you have a business partner? -Just me."
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"God, that's gotta be hard."
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"'Cause I was noticing that your... your roof needs to be replaced."
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"And the... the floor in the lobby and the wooden banister need refinishing."
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"And you know, it was amazing how, when we called,"
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"you were able to see us immediately."
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"You didn't have any appointments to reschedule."
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"You don't even have a receptionist."
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"Now, maybe that's because you don't need one,"
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"but I suspect it's because..."
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"you can't afford one."
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"You're struggling."
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"And it seems to me... you're trying to solve that problem"
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"by upselling and overcharging a man in grief..."
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"who is my friend."
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"So..."
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"what if I had an alternate solution?"
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"-[Charlotte] Yes! I told you. -[Jonah] Come on!"
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"Hey. There's no hit man out front."
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"I transferred the last of the eight."
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"-We're done? -For now."
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"-Yeah. -[Wendy chuckles]"
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"-We did it. -[chuckles softly]"
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"I want one of those."
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"Wendy."
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"Cheers."
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"How'd that Sam thing go?"
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"We own a funeral home now. [sighs]"
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"-[Wendy laughs] -[chuckles]"
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"Of course we do."
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"[Ruth] Gotta kill those fuckers."
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"-[Boyd] I know. -What are you doing?"
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"-This controller's shit. -You're shit."
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"-[Boyd] You're shit. -'Sup?"
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"[Boyd exclaims] So embarrassing."
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"My go. Ruth, you and me?"
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"-[Russ] Wyatt, you guys and Boyd go... -[TV turns off]"
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"...down to the Steak 'n Shake and get some dinner."
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"-[Three] All right. -Whoo!"
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"-You want a triple? -Uh, yeah. I'll take a triple."
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"Chili cheese fries."
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"[Three] You know that Dumpster in the back..."
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"Ruth... wait a second."
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"Look, I need to know what the plan is with Byrde."
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"Dude, what's your deal?"
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"My deal is I wanna stop wiping other people's asses, finally."
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"You want him saddled with that debt?"
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"You know, you barely care if he goes to high school."
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"He can miss a few days with that brain of his."
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"If you want that cash so bad, you do it."
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"But you... you were the one who learned to clean it."
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