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Clips from Cheers - Dance, Diane, Dance (S05E05)

What's going up This time?

"What's going up This time?"

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Well, you know, For years i've been saving up,

"Well, you know, For years i've been saving up,"

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And now i finally made it.

"And now i finally made it."

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I bought myself a snazzy Italian sports car.

"I bought myself a snazzy Italian sports car."

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Frasier: hey.

"Frasier: hey."

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As of tomorrow, I'm going to be the owner

"As of tomorrow, I'm going to be the owner"

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"Of a brand-new alfredo."

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Hey. All right.

"Hey. All right."

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But first i gotta sell off The old cliffmobile.

"But first i gotta sell off The old cliffmobile."

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Wait a minute.

"Wait a minute."

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[Clears throat]

"[Clears throat]"

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Now, you own a 1965

"Now, you own a 1965"

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Chevy station wagon, right?

"Chevy station wagon, right?"

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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This is a picture Of a rolls-royce.

"This is a picture Of a rolls-royce."

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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Uh...Read the copy There, sammy.

"Uh...Read the copy There, sammy."

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"Chevy--the rolls-royce Of station wagons."

""Chevy--the rolls-royce Of station wagons.""

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Oh, come on.

"Oh, come on."

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Smart.

"Smart."

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Um...

"Um..."

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[Russian accent] Excuse--excuse me.

"[Russian accent] Excuse--excuse me."

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Yeah?

"Yeah?"

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I'm looking for Diane chambers.

"I'm looking for Diane chambers."

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Oh, she's not here Right now.

"Oh, she's not here Right now."

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Oh, i'll bet you're Madame lik-likova.

"Oh, i'll bet you're Madame lik-likova."

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Ohh! Oh, goodness, no.

"Ohh! Oh, goodness, no."

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No.

"No."

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How madame would laugh

"How madame would laugh"

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If she heard you Say that.

"If she heard you Say that."

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And then she would Strike me.

"And then she would Strike me."

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No, i am leeza, Her assistant.

"No, i am leeza, Her assistant."

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Oh, sam malone. Hi.

"Oh, sam malone. Hi."

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Hello. Hello.

"Hello. Hello."

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Hello. Frasier crane.

"Hello. Frasier crane."

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Well, is madame Gonna come here Later on?

"Well, is madame Gonna come here Later on?"

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Oh, no--no.

"Oh, no--no."

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Madame likova would never Come to a tavern.

"Madame likova would never Come to a tavern."

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No. I'm bringing by The tape and analysis For diane.

"No. I'm bringing by The tape and analysis For diane."

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Normally the students Pick them up themselves,

"Normally the students Pick them up themselves,"

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But, well, madame likova

"But, well, madame likova"

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Can be very...Harsh,

"Can be very...Harsh,"

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So i wanted To soften the blow

"So i wanted To soften the blow"

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By bringing them here Myself.

"By bringing them here Myself."

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Her dancing's That bad, huh?

"Her dancing's That bad, huh?"

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I am afraid so.

"I am afraid so."

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That is why i--i--

"That is why i--i--"

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I wanted to Come here myself

"I wanted to Come here myself"

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And tell her Not to dance anymore.

"And tell her Not to dance anymore."

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Uh, but i have to Go now.

"Uh, but i have to Go now."

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We are checking out Tonight,

"We are checking out Tonight,"

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And an impatient Madame likova

"And an impatient Madame likova"

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Is a dangerous Madame likova.

"Is a dangerous Madame likova."

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Uh, give her This videotape

"Uh, give her This videotape"

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And this envelope,

"And this envelope,"

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And tell her...

"And tell her..."

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I'm so sorry.

"I'm so sorry."

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Well, i will. Thank you very much.

"Well, i will. Thank you very much."

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Yes, thank you.

"Yes, thank you."

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Dos vedanya.

"Dos vedanya."

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Dos vedanya, huh?

"Dos vedanya, huh?"

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Those russkies Can never leave

"Those russkies Can never leave"

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Without slipping in Some soviet propaganda.

"Without slipping in Some soviet propaganda."

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Hey, you guys think, Uh, diane's really

"Hey, you guys think, Uh, diane's really"

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That bad of a dancer?

"That bad of a dancer?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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I guess there's no way Of ever knowing...

"I guess there's no way Of ever knowing..."

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Is there?

"Is there?"

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Nothing that i can Really think of.

"Nothing that i can Really think of."

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Cliff: me...Neither.

"Cliff: me...Neither."

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And who knows if that vcr In sammy's office even works?

"And who knows if that vcr In sammy's office even works?"

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There's only one way To find out, You know.

"There's only one way To find out, You know."

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How's that?

"How's that?"

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Get a tape And slip it Right in there.

"Get a tape And slip it Right in there."

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Talk about luck.

"Talk about luck."

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Here's a tape right here.

"Here's a tape right here."

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Come on!

"Come on!"

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That's extremely insensitive.

"That's extremely insensitive."

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Nah, it's not. No, it's not.

"Nah, it's not. No, it's not."

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It's like driving by The scene of An accident.

"It's like driving by The scene of An accident."

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You don't want to look,

"You don't want to look,"

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But you just can't Help yourself.

"But you just can't Help yourself."

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And in this case,

"And in this case,"

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You get to play it Over and over again.

"You get to play it Over and over again."

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[Ballet music playing]

"[Ballet music playing]"

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Is it working?

"Is it working?"

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Yes, sir!

"Yes, sir!"

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Ho ho!

"Ho ho!"

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Hey, that's miss chambers.

"Hey, that's miss chambers."

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Why is she hopping Around like that?

"Why is she hopping Around like that?"

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Well, she's... Dancing, woody.

"Well, she's... Dancing, woody."

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Get out of here!

"Get out of here!"

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I don't know, guys.

"I don't know, guys."

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You know, Maybe this isn't funny.

"You know, Maybe this isn't funny."

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Sam, are you looking At the screen?

"Sam, are you looking At the screen?"

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Ha ha!

"Ha ha!"

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I'm sorry. I'm gonna...

"I'm sorry. I'm gonna..."

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Ohh!

"Ohh!"

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[Everyone protesting]

"[Everyone protesting]"

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Being laughed at Is going to be the least Of diane's worries.

"Being laughed at Is going to be the least Of diane's worries."

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If she ever reads This analysis,

"If she ever reads This analysis,"

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She's going to be Shattered.

"She's going to be Shattered."

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Take a look At this thing.

"Take a look At this thing."

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Sam: oh, boy.

"Sam: oh, boy."

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"Poor...Poor...

""Poor...Poor..."

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Poor...Terrible..."

"Poor...Terrible...""

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How was Her attendance?

"How was Her attendance?"

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What are--i mean, What are we gonna do?

"What are--i mean, What are we gonna do?"

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She thinks her teacher's Gonna show up tonight.

"She thinks her teacher's Gonna show up tonight."

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What are we Gonna tell her?

"What are we Gonna tell her?"

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We're not gonna Tell her anything.

"We're not gonna Tell her anything."

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Madame likova Is going to write her A splendid analysis.

"Madame likova Is going to write her A splendid analysis."

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Can i borrow your office?

"Can i borrow your office?"

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Hey, now, Wait a second, now.

"Hey, now, Wait a second, now."

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Do you think this is The right way to do it?

"Do you think this is The right way to do it?"

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Listen, what Harm can it do?

"Listen, what Harm can it do?"

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I mean, she said This was A one-shot deal.

"I mean, she said This was A one-shot deal."

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Why not let her Leave it A winner?

"Why not let her Leave it A winner?"

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Why would you, Her favorite doormat,

"Why would you, Her favorite doormat,"

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Want to make her Feel better about herself?

"Want to make her Feel better about herself?"

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