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Clips from Cheers - The Cape Cad (S05E05)

We both look Like imbeciles.

"We both look Like imbeciles."

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All we do is Find new ways

"All we do is Find new ways"

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To humiliate Each other.

"To humiliate Each other."

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I humiliate you By saying no

"I humiliate you By saying no"

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To your Sweet proposal.

"To your Sweet proposal."

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You humiliate me By rejecting My retraction.

"You humiliate me By rejecting My retraction."

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You carry off this Ridiculous charade.

"You carry off this Ridiculous charade."

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I spy on you In hotel rooms.

"I spy on you In hotel rooms."

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It's become sick And degrading, And quite frankly,

"It's become sick And degrading, And quite frankly,"

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I'm embarrassed To be a part Of it, sam!

"I'm embarrassed To be a part Of it, sam!"

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Yeah, well, i'm not too thrilled You're part of it, either.

"Yeah, well, i'm not too thrilled You're part of it, either."

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Here you go, pal.

"Here you go, pal."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

"Oh, yeah, yeah."

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I guess this all looks Pretty weird, doesn't it?

"I guess this all looks Pretty weird, doesn't it?"

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Oh, nothing i Haven't seen before.

"Oh, nothing i Haven't seen before."

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I believe You owe us $50.

"I believe You owe us $50."

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Now, there's A new one!

"Now, there's A new one!"

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Boy, carla, you know, I never thought You'd be able

"Boy, carla, you know, I never thought You'd be able"

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To unload all those Kittens in one night.

"To unload all those Kittens in one night."

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Yeah, it was just A simple matter of Marketing technique, you know?

"Yeah, it was just A simple matter of Marketing technique, you know?"

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Giving away a beer With each kitten Really did the trick.

"Giving away a beer With each kitten Really did the trick."

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Come on. Let's go.

"Come on. Let's go."

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Time for your First cab ride.

"Time for your First cab ride."

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You know, you guys are Really gonna love vera.

"You know, you guys are Really gonna love vera."

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She has legs just like A scratching post.

"She has legs just like A scratching post."

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Oh, good evening.

"Oh, good evening."

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Sam: evening.

"Sam: evening."

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Oh. It's you, huh?

"Oh. It's you, huh?"

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Small world.

"Small world."

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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I thought i was Eating late enough To avoid seeing you.

"I thought i was Eating late enough To avoid seeing you."

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Me, too...

"Me, too..."

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The only reason why I waited so long To eat.

"The only reason why I waited so long To eat."

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Oh, i thought perhaps It was because you've Been eating for two.

"Oh, i thought perhaps It was because you've Been eating for two."

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I'm kind of glad You're here.

"I'm kind of glad You're here."

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I've been sitting here Driving myself crazy.

"I've been sitting here Driving myself crazy."

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When we used to Come here,

"When we used to Come here,"

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Wasn't there a lobster trap Out in the lobby?

"Wasn't there a lobster trap Out in the lobby?"

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Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

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I guess the lobsters Finally wised up

"I guess the lobsters Finally wised up"

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And started coming Through the kitchen.

"And started coming Through the kitchen."

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Ha ha ha!

"Ha ha ha!"

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By the way, i suppose I owe you an apology For being here this weekend.

"By the way, i suppose I owe you an apology For being here this weekend."

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In retrospect, i guess...

"In retrospect, i guess..."

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It was probably A mistake.

"It was probably A mistake."

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"Probably"?

""Probably"?"

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I'd say "definitely," If you were to admit That it was a mistake

"I'd say "definitely," If you were to admit That it was a mistake"

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To flaunt your date In front of me.

"To flaunt your date In front of me."

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Apology accepted.

"Apology accepted."

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Boy, the one thing I really hate Is to eat alone.

"Boy, the one thing I really hate Is to eat alone."

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I always feel Like someone's Looking at me.

"I always feel Like someone's Looking at me."

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I'm the only one here.

"I'm the only one here."

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Well, you're Looking at me.

"Well, you're Looking at me."

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Then you can either Join me, or i can eat With my eyes closed.

"Then you can either Join me, or i can eat With my eyes closed."

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Well, i'd hate To have you butter Your knuckles.

"Well, i'd hate To have you butter Your knuckles."

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Good.

"Good."

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Sam, you know what i remember Most about being here before?

"Sam, you know what i remember Most about being here before?"

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Oh, sure, sure.

"Oh, sure, sure."

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I think the salt air Gives me extra stamina.

"I think the salt air Gives me extra stamina."

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Actually, i was thinking of The clams oregano.

"Actually, i was thinking of The clams oregano."

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But now that you mention it, I did enjoy the...

"But now that you mention it, I did enjoy the..."

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Salt air.

"Salt air."

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Sam, what i said before About our relationship,

"Sam, what i said before About our relationship,"

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I'm--i'm sorry i said it.

"I'm--i'm sorry i said it."

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I was upset.

"I was upset."

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It may not be ideal, but...

"It may not be ideal, but..."

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It hasn't been Without its moments.

"It hasn't been Without its moments."

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Speaking of moments, This is beginning To feel like one here.

"Speaking of moments, This is beginning To feel like one here."

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Yes, i think i've decided What i want, and it's Not on the menu.

"Yes, i think i've decided What i want, and it's Not on the menu."

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Oh. You want to Skip the main course

"Oh. You want to Skip the main course"

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And jump right into The sammy souffle?

"And jump right into The sammy souffle?"

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I see you haven't lost Your way with word.

"I see you haven't lost Your way with word."

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Let's go.

"Let's go."

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Yes, this is The perfect moment,

"Yes, this is The perfect moment,"

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But it is with The understanding, Isn't it, of...

"But it is with The understanding, Isn't it, of..."

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What this step we're About to take means?

"What this step we're About to take means?"

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Oh, yeah, yeah. No problem.

"Oh, yeah, yeah. No problem."

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If they give us any Trouble, i'll just Pay for both rooms.

"If they give us any Trouble, i'll just Pay for both rooms."

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What it means Between us.

"What it means Between us."

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Now, wait, listen--

"Now, wait, listen--"

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No, it has to Mean something, sam.

"No, it has to Mean something, sam."

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I'm only gonna Agree to do this If we agree that

"I'm only gonna Agree to do this If we agree that"

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It doesn't mean Anything.

"It doesn't mean Anything."

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How can our lovemaking Not mean something?

"How can our lovemaking Not mean something?"

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Well, it's easy-- Just concentrate.

"Well, it's easy-- Just concentrate."

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I don't want to get caught up In a war of words with you.

"I don't want to get caught up In a war of words with you."

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What i'm feeling right now Is very...Special,

"What i'm feeling right now Is very...Special,"

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And i think we should go Upstairs and be with each other

"And i think we should go Upstairs and be with each other"

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And figure out What it means afterwards.

"And figure out What it means afterwards."

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Let's go.

"Let's go."

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No.

"No."

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What?

"What?"

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I--i got to be clear What i'm doing here.

"I--i got to be clear What i'm doing here."

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I mean, My gut's telling me One thing,

"I mean, My gut's telling me One thing,"

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But my head's Telling me something Quite different.

"But my head's Telling me something Quite different."

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I don't believe What i'm hearing.

"I don't believe What i'm hearing."

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Ha ha ha!

"Ha ha ha!"

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Ohh!

"Ohh!"

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Gotcha! Ha ha!

"Gotcha! Ha ha!"

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You were joking?

"You were joking?"

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Yeah. How's it feel?

"Yeah. How's it feel?"

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I mean, how do you like It when you get your Motor all revved up,

"I mean, how do you like It when you get your Motor all revved up,"

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And then someone Jerks the rug out From under you?

"And then someone Jerks the rug out From under you?"

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Well, mixed metaphors aside,

"Well, mixed metaphors aside,"

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I don't like it a bit...

"I don't like it a bit..."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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But your point Is well taken And i deserved that.

"But your point Is well taken And i deserved that."

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Well, great. Ha ha ha!

"Well, great. Ha ha ha!"

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All right. Come on, let's go.

"All right. Come on, let's go."

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No.

"No."

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What do you mean, No?

"What do you mean, No?"

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Oh, all right. I see What you're doing.

"Oh, all right. I see What you're doing."

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That's good. That's very funny. Ha ha!

"That's good. That's very funny. Ha ha!"

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All right. Come on.

"All right. Come on."

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No. The only place I'm going is home.

"No. The only place I'm going is home."

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It was very funny. I laughed. The Joke's over here.

"It was very funny. I laughed. The Joke's over here."

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Sam, this is the wrong time For physical dalliance.

"Sam, this is the wrong time For physical dalliance."

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It's too soon.

"It's too soon."

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If we rush into A physical encounter now,

"If we rush into A physical encounter now,"

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